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Bill Gates (just the money) fuck the fame, why would anybody on earth want the whole world to know what colour boxers you're wearing, what time you had a shite like and how many birds you shagged in 1 night??

 

Everybody needs their privacy!!

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Aye, 60 odd million on the Euromillions tonight. And whilst I know some of you knobheads like to quote the odds and witter on about how you're more likely to be struck by lightning, SOMEONE'S gonna win it.

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Aye, 60 odd million on the Euromillions tonight. And whilst I know some of you knobheads like to quote the odds and witter on about how you're more likely to be struck by lightning, SOMEONE'S gonna win it.

 

 

I think it's my turn tonight :)

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Aye, 60 odd million on the Euromillions tonight. And whilst I know some of you knobheads like to quote the odds and witter on about how you're more likely to be struck by lightning, SOMEONE'S gonna win it.

 

"I've won fifty quid by NOT playing this year"...smugness.

 

Reminds me of a letter in viz

 

I have six lucky numbers, and each week I don't play the lottery I save a pound. After my numbers came up last week I'm now £19,999,976 down, but come the year 2455 I'll be back in the black. Providing I don't win again, of course.

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I do like the eg.s for each option, in case anyone was confused.

 

I explained they were just examples. Also people should use their common sense, if you want to be a porn star then use the film star option. And if you want to be a shamen use 'other'!

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I do like the eg.s for each option, in case anyone was confused.

 

I explained they were just examples.

 

That makes it all the more condescending. "If you don't know what eg means....".

 

FFS. <_<:)

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I do like the eg.s for each option, in case anyone was confused.

 

I explained they were just examples.

 

That makes it all the more condescending. "If you don't know what eg means....".

 

I presumed it was one of Renton's fancy dan qualifications.

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Being the best footballer in the world and playing for NUFC easilly first choice of the options and it still would be if footballers were paid shite wages.

 

After that then it would be rock/metal guitarist, though i would do a bit of Erasure for Gemmill as well as the rock is too scary for him. :)

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Out of those choices Id be a rockstar, but Id rather be a full time copper, but part time on investigations and part time on a horse.

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Out of those choices Id be a rockstar, but Id rather be a full time copper, but part time on investigations and part time on a horse.

 

wtf tfuck uise would a horsde be

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