bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 A bloke had just been laid off from work, life was grim. He was standing on the railing of the Tyne bridge getting ready to jump off.# He happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below just by Tuxedo. He was ashamed and thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind." "Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "My arsehole itches, and I can't scratch it!" ...thats like the limbless lass one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3599 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Bobby S. king of the torso jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JJ 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Shinton is comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26284 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 So whens the joke coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 So whens the joke coming? It's been Simon and half uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 i'd clap but im armless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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