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- Today
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Raising bus prices isn’t a particularly progressive tax
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there’s probably a gender identity for that too tbh
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My 13 year old has got six of his mates stopping over. Starting to regret my life choices
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The lady doth protest too much
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Probably some overlap there though
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The lad to his left appears to have started making his furry costume, then thought, Fuck it- can’t be bothered.
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Fucking deviant, more like.
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Phwoar.
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I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn.
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a bulky one, aye.
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This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context
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Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like.
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And you know this how exactly ?
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Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses.
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So I took my youngest out trick or treating and a common theme emerged. Teenage girls all called me a "furry" and burst out giggling. I am guessing being called a furry is not a compliment. Hope MF has left some space under his patio at this rate.
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My bowl is down to the last three mini tubes of Fizzers (not a euphemism) but I've kept back about 10 of the best sweets for myself for later and now I'm fairly certain I'm going to have to part with them. Waiting for a sufficiently big gap in traffic so I can whisk the pumpkin indoors (also not a euphemism) without being spotted.
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At the pub
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Well I escaped, limbs and throat intact, so probably not, just happy dog wasn't called Riptoshreds
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I've got a box of 50 haribo and probably another 50 assorted sweets. Nice kids around here and only one piss taker took more than one bag. "Hoy, cuntface, I'd put that back if I were you you little piece of shit or I'll give you rabies you doss cunt".
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Are you sure 'bludgeon' wasn't an order and not the dog's name, TP?
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That's them all gone. The bowl is back inside. I'm gonna change the sign to "None left. Take if up with your greedy cunt mates" and put it back out there empty.