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Well done Klopp.

As much as I detest Liverpool I would like to see them win today to boost our Europe chances, very unlikely they will catch Arsenal and Man City from here. So a few spawny goals / dodgy VAR will go down a treat!

'I'm sure he'll be superb as the club he's joining is of course Liverpool football club and they're an amazing club and a top club like Manchester United are. The mind boggles to what he could achieve there.' [Whispering in ear apparent] 'What? He's replacing Moyes at West Ham? You have to ask questions of whether this Slot character can adapt to the premier league, it's all very well beating the likes of Vitesse and Fortuna but what are you going to do against Man City?'

We could do with the toothy German prick conjuring up a draw here.

The ROFLKLOPPTER is in a tailspin. Couldn't have scripted a better end to his Liverpool career.

Liverpool properly imploding now, losing to West Ham and looknlike they are on thr beach...

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management.

That would be impossible as in actual fact Ashworth is Ashworth during the week but he put those specs on, on a weekend and becomes the football hooligan and scourge of the non league scene, the Wealdstone Raider. They're never seen in the room together.

I think one of our loan players won a cup just recently, I wish I had a source that could tell me about our loan players progress, alas it hasn't been updated in so long.

Someone should take her to her a gravel pit and shoot her, she seems nasty and untrainable.

I looked at where they were drawing those lines and thought where they positioned the first shoulder line looked like they hadn't taken into account the rest of his arm. Regardless of the penalty decision, where they drew that first line seemed to make the Chelsea player offside due to the ridiculously tight margins rather than marginally inside with a redrawn line. I still think if you're looking at that level of detail, you shouldn't be doing it from an obscure angle and should instead have some kind of line tech running right along the pitch for photo finish kind of margins. Romero is still a dirty bastard though

Gemmill would like you to refer to them as the Excel Bullies.

Anyone with half a brain cell could have seen that coming. Shame Trump supporters just share the one amongst them.

Shame Longstaff and Dummett never taxi’d him to Ashworths house when they were all out tapping flaps.

👆 Made in a lab with parts from Peter Sutcliffe, Jimmy Savile, and John Wayne Bobbitt.

That’s Wykiki officially withdrawing from lobbying to join the Nerd Stat Squad.

'VAR Thread? Nah, I'll put it in Generic' 'Ooo I've got a great post about the Sheff United game, might put it in the gaming forum'

Them offside lines fuck me. Its stone age technology man they're using.

And if he's XXL, well what the hell, every Arne don't fit the slot.

Aye I think they would have still checked the penalty. If you go back to the start of the clip, they're already talking about the penalty before the ball ends up on the net.