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An actual still from my own personal collection of why TBD loves that particular scene… he’s pictured here so bolloxed the lass in the bikini he’s desperately making a lunge for easily gives him the old body swerve and continues happily on her way, a good outcome for all

TBD is quite the party animal.

I mentioned it was my dad's 80th on Sunday, really pleased he got to watch this win in peace. Years ago as a boy he had two grannys, one who was lush and one who for some reason couldn't stand him but liked his lazy brother, one of them had a telly.... In byker.... Unfortunately for my old man it was the one who couldn't stand him and kicked him out not long after he'd warmed the TV up on cup final day. He saved her from a fire a few years later, I'd have let her burn, personally.

Aye, am coming up but am fucked if I’m going to the TM. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that Sky News/sports will screen the vast majority of the proceedings live so if you’re in town at a pub you’ll see at least some of the goings on. It’ll be good for families with bairns who weren’t at Wembley. Am going to try and meet up with some folks I didn’t see at the weekend. Might miss out on a free Sam Fender gig but I can live with that tbh. He’s definitely free from touring commitments next weekend, I checked it out sometime this week…

Was just checking there, and the double's still on.

100% he’s got an Ozric Tentacles tattoo on his back.

didn't have you down as a psy trance raver

And just like that a new toontastic meme is born

this is my kind of big field event....

It’s not the Henley regatta man !!!

I wish there was one of these for every player https://x.com/NUFCThreatLevel/status/1903082885738868873

I'll do a 600 mile round trip to spend the day in a field provided.... it's red hot there's dance music being played in the 138-144 bpm range. at least half those in attendance are scantily clad dready hippie chicks. every fucker is on at least one form of psychedelic drug. there's chilled cider and white wine readily available. in the event of getting the munchies there's stalls selling chicken tikka pieces wrapped in nan bread or moroccan falafels with a mint yoghurt sauce

Decent apart from that god awful accent and the fact that they showed themselves up when talking about the 'Saudi money'. They clearly couldn't care one bit about where the money came from, they were just pissed off that we (and Forest) had money to spend like they had been able to for years because of Littlewoods. I

FYP

Her sister is even bagger tidierer

tbd doesn't fucking want one.

199,999 radgies, TBD won’t get a ticket

The hoppings before dark isn't much better. It's the time when normal people are at work and the mutants haven't had a message back from their dealers yet.

Aye, it's all a bit prawn sandwich brigade, but letting 200,000 radgies turn up to the town moor for a piss up is probably a recipe for disaster. Anyone who has been to the Hoppings after dark knows it's like a scene from Mad Max.

Aye she is. I didn't realise she was Bono's kid.

Bang tidy, rather than bag

Actions have consequences lads. That's all I'm saying. You thought we needed another three little mini versions of you running around in the world, and you were wrong.

"Get in.....oh no....what have I become?"