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2. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 45

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
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   • Tdansmith
   • Tuesday at 17:54

3. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2023

   Get your nominations in!

   By Andrew, November 23
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   • Tom
   • November 23

4. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24 1 2

   By Andrew, July 8
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   • RobinRobin
   • September 23

5. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29, 2022
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   • Andrew
   • March 16, 2022
6. Other topics

7. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3

   back to the premier league grind....

   By thebrokendoll, Thursday at 12:31
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   • wykikitoon
   • 24 minutes ago

8. Transfers, 2023-24 season 1 2 3 4 511

   But for now I put the credibility of the news in quarantine.

   By trophyshy, March 8, 2022
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   • LongTimeAdmirer
   • 1 hour ago

9. Sven Botman 1 2 3 4 5

   By wykikitoon, June 28, 2022
   • 110 replies
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   • Dazzler
   • 1 hour ago

10. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24

    zut alors! the big boys european stuff

    By thebrokendoll, Sunday at 12:15
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    • RobinRobin
    • 6 hours ago

11. mackem messageboard gold 1 2 3 4 1112

    News - HALF of all Sunlan fans on “back shift at Nissan” during home game

    By Gene_Clark, March 27, 2012   

    • Mackems
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    • RobinRobin
    • 10 hours ago

12. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER 1 2 3 4 500

    Liverpool for sale/Ronnie Radford Still Dead

    By Sonatine, September 16, 2017
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    • Holden McGroin
    • 13 hours ago

13. Joelinton 1 2 3 4 37

    By wykikitoon, July 23, 2019
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    • Alex
    • 17 hours ago

14. A manager likes them underage apparently 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, Thursday at 09:21
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    • strawb
    • 23 hours ago

15. Hatem "Number 26" Ben Arfa 1 2 3 4 89

    By loonyTOON, April 19, 2011   

    • Players
    • ben arfa
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    • RobinRobin
    • Yesterday at 10:19

16. The dignified cabbage’s 1000th game 1 2 3 4 59

    By Dr Gloom, October 15, 2021
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    • Dazzler
    • Yesterday at 09:44

17. Eddie Howe 1 2 3 4 38

    Manager of the Month - FEBRUARY 2022 & OCTOBER 2022

    By Tom, February 14, 2022
    • 936 replies
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • Yesterday at 09:11

18. Valentino Livramento 1 2 3

    The New Cafu

    By wykikitoon, August 3
    • 66 replies
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • Yesterday at 08:49

19. Other Games 23/24 1 2 3 4 61

    By Ayatollah Hermione, August 4
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    • Chaser
    • Thursday at 21:32

20. Anthony Gordon/Rocky Dennis 1 2 3 4 20

    By Ayatollah Hermione, January 24
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    • Gemmill
    • Thursday at 18:39

21. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 15

    Welcome to NUFC - Confirmed by Jimbo's Telly

    By Anorthernsoul, August 25, 2022
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    • Christmas Tree
    • Wednesday at 19:07

22. 2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat 1 2 3 4 143

    By wykikitoon, July 1, 2022
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    • The Fish
    • Wednesday at 09:25

23. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 20

    mid table premier league game.

    By thebrokendoll, November 13
    • 482 replies
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    • RobinRobin
    • Wednesday at 08:32

24. The Miley Brothers

    By Anorthernsoul, July 27
    • 20 replies
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    • Holden McGroin
    • Tuesday at 22:41

25. New Strips? 1 2 3 4 95

    By Christmas Tree , March 29, 2013
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    • Kid Dynamite
    • Tuesday at 17:27

26. a ticket thread.... 1 2 3 4 69

    By thebrokendoll, January 7, 2022
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    • Dr Gloom
    • Tuesday at 15:35

27. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow 1 2 3 4 10

    By Tooj, August 4, 2014   

    • Players
    • Current squad
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      Tagged with:

      • Players
      • Current squad
      • Lascelles
      • Darlow
      • Defenders
      • Goalkeepers
    • 249 replies
    • 19.9k views
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    • Dazzler
    • Tuesday at 12:23

28. Official Loan watch Thread™ 1 2 3 4

    By LongTimeAdmirer, September 23
    • 91 replies
    • 3k views
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • Tuesday at 11:25

29. The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half) 1 2 3 4 82

    By Craig, July 16, 2010
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • Monday at 23:20

30. Joe Willock 1 2 3 4 12

    By Anorthernsoul, August 10, 2021
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    • The Fish
    • Monday at 11:48

31. jason tindall

    By thebrokendoll, March 31
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    • Holden McGroin
    • November 26

32. The Kieran. 1 2 3 4 12

    By ohhh_yeah, January 7, 2022
    • 277 replies
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    • LongTimeAdmirer
    • November 25

33. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official 1 2 3 4 455

    Peter Silverstone appointed chief commercial officer/NUFC rubber ducks now for sale

    By The Mighty Hog, October 16, 2017   

    • Owners
    • ForSale
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    • aimaad22
    • November 22

34. Former players - Where are they now? 1 2

    By Anorthernsoul, July 21, 2018
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • November 19

35. Jonas Gutierrez 1 2 3 4 41

    By Christmas Tree , December 4, 2012
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    • The Fish
    • November 18

36. Bruno Guimarães 1 2 3 4 48

    All things Bruno with Gloom and his shit cattle puns

    By wykikitoon, January 27, 2022
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    • Holden McGroin
    • November 18

37. Callum Wilson 1 2 3 4 9

    By wykikitoon, September 7, 2020
    • 207 replies
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    • PaddockLad
    • November 18

38. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports

    By Holden McGroin, November 2
    • 680 replies
    • 12k views
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    • wykikitoon
    • November 17

39. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 20

    Bournemouth v Newcastle

    By Dr Gloom, November 7
    • 479 replies
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    • RobinRobin
    • November 14

40. Fabian Schar 1 2

    By wykikitoon, June 2
    • 32 replies
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    • The Mighty Hog
    • November 13

41. The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17

    Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports

    By Holden McGroin, November 6
    • 405 replies
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    • PaddockLad
    • November 11

42. Jacob Murphy 1 2 3 4 6

    God is love

    By Park Life, July 17, 2017
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    • Kevin Carr's Gloves
    • November 11