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2. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 63

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
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   • Toonpack
   • November 24

3. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29, 2022
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   • Andrew
   • March 16, 2022
4. Other topics

5. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️ 1 2 3 4 370

   By wykikitoon, July 1, 2022
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • 54 minutes ago

6. Liverpool 1 2 3 4 36

   By Monroe Transfer, October 28, 2011   

   • Liverpool
   • ah no mate . .
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     • ah no mate . .
     • norrus mate
     • ts goin on mate ?
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   • Dougle
   • 4 hours ago

7. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 245

   Rat to Murderers fee agreed - £130m

   By Anorthernsoul, August 25, 2022
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • 6 hours ago

8. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP 1 2 3 4 14

   By Kid Dynamite, February 1
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   • Dazzler
   • 8 hours ago

9. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26 1 2 3 4 110

   By Ayatollah Hermione, August 13
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   • OTF
   • 10 hours ago

10. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione, November 20
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • 21 hours ago

11. Nick Pope 1 2 3 4 13

    By Ayatollah Hermione, June 21, 2022
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    • Dr Gloom
    • Yesterday at 20:51

12. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs) 1 2 3 4 18

    8:15pm??? at SJP

    By Andrew, Monday at 08:25
    • 441 replies
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    • Howmanheyman
    • Yesterday at 19:36

13. a ticket thread.... 1 2 3 4 105

    also known as the eternal ballot failure fiasco

    By thebrokendoll, January 7, 2022
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    • Gemmill
    • Yesterday at 11:58

14. mackem messageboard gold 1 2 3 4 1373

    SAFC - globally recognised in SR6

    By Gene_Clark, March 27, 2012   

    • Mackems
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    • Rosco
    • Yesterday at 10:56

15. Transfers, 2024-25 season 1 2 3 4 1053

    Fee agreed for Das Crouch

    By trophyshy, March 8, 2022   

    • Trophyshy cannot edit shit.
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    • thebrokendoll
    • Yesterday at 10:28

16. Woltemade 1 2 3 4 25

    When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine etc.....

    By AgentAxeman, August 29
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    • Gemmill
    • Yesterday at 08:43

17. Hillsborough 1 2 3 4 10

    By Craig, February 20, 2009
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    • Gemmill
    • Yesterday at 04:50

18. Bruno Guimarães 1 2 3 4 64

    All things Bruno with Gloom and his shit cattle puns

    By wykikitoon, January 27, 2022
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • Yesterday at 02:46

19. Gemill’s fault

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, Tuesday at 22:10
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • Yesterday at 01:27

20. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER 1 2 3 4 735

    Liverpool for sale/Ronnie Radford Still Dead

    By Sonatine, September 16, 2017
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    • Dazzler
    • Tuesday at 20:06

21. Eddie Howe 1 2 3 4 63

    Legendary Bringer of Silver and Slayer of Scouse Gits

    By Tom, February 14, 2022
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    • Christmas Tree
    • Tuesday at 17:34

22. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley) 1 2 3 4 8

    Plus other Miley’s if they end up good

    By Anorthernsoul, July 27, 2023
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    • Dazzler
    • Tuesday at 12:20

23. Aaron Ramsdale 1 2 3 4

    Passing out at from the back.

    By ohhh_yeah, July 31
    • 87 replies
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    • toonotl
    • Tuesday at 00:07

24. David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again 1 2 3 4 15

    Saturday 5:30pm - away

    By Andrew, November 28
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • Monday at 23:41

25. Wissa 1 2 3 4 12

    FINALLY FREE!

    By Tom, September 1
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    • OTF
    • Monday at 22:04

26. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders. 1 2 3 4 21

    stad velodrome, near the pussy port area. 8pm tuesday

    By thebrokendoll, November 23
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    • ewerk
    • Monday at 20:31

27. Malick Thiaw 1 2 3 4 6

    Jorman

    By PaddockLad, August 12
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • Sunday at 00:05

28. New Strips? 1 2 3 4 128

    By Christmas Tree , March 29, 2013
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    • Howmanheyman
    • Saturday at 11:43

29. howe's team seemingly on a spiral of ever decreasing circles v guardiola's resurgent CITY who we always do so well against. get in, can't wait for this one! : 1 2 3 4 17

    sjp,, in a land and time we'll probably live to forget.

    By thebrokendoll, November 9
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    • trainman
    • November 26

30. The Elanga 1 2 3

    Finally a Transfer!

    By ohhh_yeah, July 16
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    • Dazzler
    • November 26

31. Harvey Barnes 1 2 3 4 7

    > ASM because we play more than 3 games a season

    By aimaad22, July 19, 2023
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    • Craig
    • November 26

32. Valentino Livramento 1 2 3 4 6

    The New Cafu

    By wykikitoon, August 3, 2023
    • 128 replies
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    • The Fish
    • November 25

33. Jacob Murphy 1 2 3 4 14

    God is love

    By Park Life, July 17, 2017
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    • Toonpack
    • November 24

34. Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters 1 2 3 4 25

    Sunday the 9th of November, 2pm @ The Community Stadium

    By NobbySol, November 5
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • November 12

35. The green kit

    burn it ffs

    By trophyshy, November 3
    • 18 replies
    • 575 views
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    • Gemmill
    • November 10

36. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man 1 2 3 4 50

    By Ayatollah Hermione, January 24, 2023
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    • Holden McGroin
    • November 7

37. King Eddie's Faultering Press Retractors vs Bilbao Black Cats & The Williams Brothers 1 2 3 4 17

    8pm 05/11/25 Newcastle United v Ath Bilbao

    By NobbySol, November 2
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    • The Fish
    • November 6

38. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan. 1 2 3 4 12

    By ohhh_yeah, March 31, 2022
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • November 6

39. Joelinton 1 2 3 4 49

    By wykikitoon, July 23, 2019
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • November 6

40. Sandro Tonali 1 2 3 4 49

    He drinks moretti, he likes betting, he never back Sunderlanddd

    By wykikitoon, June 23, 2023
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • November 6

41. Wor Eddie's Laced Up Mags v Cally Massive Willy Wilsons Blowing Bubble 'Ammers 1 2 3 4 32

    Sun 2nd Nov - 14:00 - Southen Ground

    By wykikitoon, October 30
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    • RobinRobin
    • November 4

42. 24/25 Stats 1 2 3 4 10

    By The Fish, September 3, 2024   

    • 25/26 Stats too
    • 229 replies
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • November 4