The make up a joke thread
All jokes have to originate from someone right? So let's see if we can come up with some that have never been heard before and that might be the next 'why did the clock with only one hand cross the road?'.
I know about 99% will be awful, so let's us no mock terrible attempts too much (a little mocking is fine)...
Ok I'll go 1st... and yes mine will of course be utterly shite
How does a bird open a can?
With a wing pull
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. A stick that i've used just f*cking used to bluedgeon my Dad to death with for touching me for the past 37 years. Someone phone the police. He's not breathing. Sorry Mam but he deserved it. Come and visit me in prison where i'll most likely spend my time get repreatidly gang-raped by some massive eastern-Europeans. Don't ask me to sit down or take a seat.