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2. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

   By Andrew, 18 hours ago
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • 16 hours ago

3. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23 1 2

   By Andrew, July 25
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   • Tom
   • November 14

4. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29
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   • Andrew
   • March 16

5. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 40

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
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   • Craig
   • 12 minutes ago
6. Other topics

7. FA Cup 2023

   By The Fish, 4 hours ago
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   • Howmanheyman
   • 2 minutes ago

8. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers 1 2 3 4 14

   Newcastle United vs. Chelsea. FA Carling Premiership. 5:30pm, Saturday 12 November 2022 @ SJP.

   By Meenzer, November 10
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   • ewerk
   • November 19

9. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently 1 2 3 4 11

   Newcastle United vs. Crystal Palace. Rumbelows Cup. 7:45 pm, Wednesday 9 November 2022 @ SJP.

   By Meenzer, November 7
   • 269 replies
   • 4k views
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   • Tom
   • November 10

10. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers 1 2 3 4 19

    Wreck it Ralph - SACKED

    By Meenzer, November 2
    • 453 replies
    • 6.7k views
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    • MMXXVIII
    • November 7

11. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC 1 2 3 4 19

    Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 29 October 2022 @ SJP.

    By Meenzer, October 25
    • 471 replies
    • 7.4k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • November 2

12. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    By scoobos, October 24
    • 10 replies
    • 302 views
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    • Dr Gloom
    • October 25

13. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    By LALASAM, October 22
    • 9 replies
    • 319 views
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    • Surreymag
    • October 25

14. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill 1 2 3 4 13

    Spurs vs. Newcastle United. Premier League. 4:30pm, Sunday 23 October 2022 @ Tottenham Hotspur Stadium Where Tottenham Hotspur Play.

    By Meenzer, October 21
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    • Surreymag
    • October 25

15. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers 1 2 3 4 12

    Newcastle United vs. Everton. Premier League. 7:30pm, Wednesday 19th October 2022 @ SJP.

    By Meenzer, October 18
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    • Meenzer
    • October 21

16. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    By Tom, October 17
    • 14 replies
    • 484 views
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    • Tom
    • Yesterday at 12:13

17. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards 1 2 3 4 14

    Manchester United vs Newcastle United. Premier League. 2:00pm, Sunday 16th October 2022. Old Trafford.

    By tooner, October 11   

    • INTENSE is our IDENTITY
    • Dont mean sleeping outside.
    • 339 replies
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    • Tom
    • October 18

18. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets 1 2 3 4 10

    Newcastle United vs Brentford. Premier League. 3:00pm, Saturday 8th October 2022. St James' Park, Newcastle.

    By tooner, October 5   

    • Its BEE killer innit?
    • 246 replies
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    • The Fish
    • October 10

19. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors 1 2 3 4 9

    By tooner, September 30
    • 212 replies
    • 3.8k views
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    • tooner
    • October 5

20. Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition 1 2 3 4 13

    Sat 17th - SJP - 15:00

    By wykikitoon, September 16
    • 304 replies
    • 4.9k views
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    • The Fish
    • September 20

21. Karius

    By ohhh_yeah, September 13
    • 3 replies
    • 135 views
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    • RobinRobin
    • September 13

22. The battle of the VAR bitches: Eddie's sausage shakers v Old Big Eyes' East Enders, featuring the Bruno v Paqueta subplot

    By Dr Gloom, September 5
    • 11 replies
    • 420 views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • September 6

23. International relationship Newcastle / Gelsenkirchen 1 2

    By Hintermann, September 4
    • 29 replies
    • 576 views
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    • The Fish
    • September 12

24. Hamstrings.

    By Ugly Mackems, September 3
    • 4 replies
    • 219 views
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    • The Fish
    • September 12

25. Extra Time on Extra Time Hating Bastards v Exhibition Building Loving, Shandy Drinking Fannies 1 2 3 4 20

    NUFC v Crystal Palace - Saturday 3rd - 15:00

    By wykikitoon, September 2
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    • Alex
    • September 7

26. Who are Newcastle's biggest rivals?

    International Academic Research Study putting Geordie's views on the world stage

    By KnowRivalryJR, September 1
    • 11 replies
    • 355 views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • September 4

27. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are 1 2 3 4 27

    Liverpool v NUFC - Weds 31sr - 20:00 BT Sport

    By wykikitoon, August 30
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    • Toonpack
    • September 3

28. Newcastle United supporters research questionnaire

    By Firthy101, August 28
    • 9 replies
    • 190 views
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    • Craig
    • August 31

29. Come On Eileen, You Boring Wanderers v Wor Alex ABBA Loving Mags! 1 2 3 4 12

    Wolves v NUFC - Sunday 28th - KO 14:00 - Sky Sports

    By wykikitoon, August 26
    • 297 replies
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    • Tom
    • August 31

30. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 8

    Welcome to NUFC - Confirmed by Jimbo's Telly

    By Anorthernsoul, August 25
    • 194 replies
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    • wykikitoon
    • October 18

31. Howe's The Pedro Pursuit You Ask? v Mike Deans Mellon Munchers 1 2 3 4 10

    Tranmere v NUFC - Carabao Cup - Weds 24th - 19:45 Ko - Sky Sports

    By wykikitoon, August 23
    • 238 replies
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    • Holden McGroin
    • August 25

32. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare 1 2 3 4 19

    By thebrokendoll, August 14
    • 469 replies
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    • Howmanheyman
    • August 23

33. League Cup Draw/League Cup Thread

    NUFC vs Accrington vs Tramere ROYAL RUMBLE

    By Tom, August 10
    • 20 replies
    • 491 views
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    • Tom
    • November 2

34. “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.” 1 2 3 4 11

    Wykiki can edit this #yorkiethreadgenius

    By PaddockLad, August 8
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    • ShorehamSeagull
    • August 19

35. Eddie’s Impassable Picket Line vs Scabs. 1 2 3 4 11

    Sat 6th Aug 2022. 15:00.

    By Monkeys Fist, August 4
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    • Gemmill
    • August 9

36. St James’ Park 1 2 3 4 5

    Anything to do with our home - past, present or future

    By Craig, July 30
    • 111 replies
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    • RobinRobin
    • November 1

37. Other Games 22/23 1 2 3 4 51

    Time marches on relentlessly

    By Ayatollah Hermione, July 28
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    • Gemmill
    • Yesterday at 14:28

38. Predictions 22/23

    By wykikitoon, July 26
    • 10 replies
    • 385 views
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    • The Fish
    • August 5

39. ownership attendance questionnaire

    By EuanAyrton, July 17
    • 7 replies
    • 314 views
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    • RobinRobin
    • August 9

40. Help with matchday pubs etc

    By KetteringMag, July 12
    • 24 replies
    • 367 views
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    • RobinRobin
    • July 13

41. Pre-season Games 1 2 3 4 21

    By Polarboy, July 9
    • 513 replies
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    • The Fish
    • August 2

42. The women's Euro's 2022 1 2 3 4 8

    By Tom, July 7
    • 185 replies
    • 3.5k views
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    • MMXXVIII
    • August 2