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I really didn't expect to be doing this for this long, right. Alex Isaks dutchman twisting, ange-ball battering, well rested Mags vs ...Who the fuck is Oliver Glasner?! Err, Crystal Palace
Wednesday the 24th, 8pm, Selhurst Park- 12 replies
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Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers. 1 2 3 4 14
Saturday, 12:30 at SJP- 338 replies
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Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post. 1 2 3 4 12
Saturday, 3pm.- 275 replies
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Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton. 1 2 3 4 12
Tuesday 19:30.- 295 replies
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Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham 1 2 3 4 17
Saturday, 12:30pm at Home- 407 replies
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Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes 1 2 3 4 12
AM NOT WELL… AM SUFFERING FROM CUP FEVER! 😀 (#takingonefortheteamlads ☺️)- 298 replies
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Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC 1 2 3 4 14
Monday 11th March Kick-off 2000 aka 0700 on Optus Sports in the Great Southern Land- 340 replies
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Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 2 3 4 14
Saturday 2nd March Kick-off 1500 - on Optus Sports for those who like a vegemite sandwich.- 329 replies
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Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round 1 2 3 4 20
Tuesday 27 Feb 1945 KO, on Paramount+ Doon Under- 495 replies
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Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples. 1 2 3 4 13
Away to Arsenal, Blud, innit. At their gaff, Saturday 24 Feb 20:00 KO.- 317 replies
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Eddie’s Broon Ale necking Black Garter Slags vs PaddockLad’s mates’ southern softy shandy-drinking la las. 1 2 3 4 16
Saturday 17th of the Secind Shittest month, at home, 15:00 KO.- 396 replies
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Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters. 1 2 3 4 19
Scabs vs NUFC Sat 10th Feb. Scab Ground. 17:30 KO- 465 replies
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Alfie Harrison
Superstar of The Future- 21 replies
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Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase. 1 2 3 4 22
NUFC v Luton Town. SJP Saturday 3rd Feb. 15:00 KO.- 526 replies
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Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses. 1 2 3 4 19
Tuesday 30th Jan. 20:15 KO. Away to beige, at beige park.- 473 replies
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Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts. 1 2 3 4 18
FA cup 4th round away to Fulham. Saturday 27th Jan. KO 19:00.- 443 replies
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Houthie mackems
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Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 19
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Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 28
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Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients 1 2 3 4 17
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Eddie Howe's Stumbling Sausages visit [checks notes] Rob Edwards' Harried Hatters 1 2 3 4 15
Saturday 23 December 2023, 3pm. No UK telly and that.- 362 replies
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Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI 1 2 3 4 24
Group stage finale- 578 replies
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Postecoglou's Kane-less "Top 4? You're Having A Laugh" Overachievers vs Eddie's Enervated Epic "Same XI As Last Time" Battlers 1 2 3 4 17
Premier League Official Match Thread - Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Sunday December 10th, 2023, Kick Off at 16:30- 413 replies
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gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts. 1 2 3 4 20
more premier league stuff again.- 476 replies
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eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts 1 2 3 4 19
back to the premier league grind....- 466 replies
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