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1. Pinned topics

2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29, 2022
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   • Andrew
   • March 16, 2022

3. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 63

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
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   • Toonpack
   • November 24
4. Other topics

5. Eddie Howe's cup holding weekend no shows v Jacksonville Jaguars owner's cottagers

   By Toonpack, Monday at 20:55
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   • The Fish
   • Tuesday at 10:42

6. Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT 1 2 3 4 11

   By Holden McGroin, Monday at 20:52
   • 264 replies
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   • ohhh_yeah
   • 3 hours ago

7. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work 1 2 3 4 22

   By Andrew, December 10
   • 527 replies
   • 11k views
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   • Renton
   • Tuesday at 17:04

8. The Toontastic Discord

   By Gemmill, December 8
   • 10 replies
   • 218 views
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   • Gemmill
   • December 10

9. A team Florian Wirtz used to be the best player for so they must be shit vs Eddie Howes 70 minute mags 1 2 3 4 16

   By Andrew, December 7
   • 385 replies
   • 5.1k views
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   • ohhh_yeah
   • Saturday at 00:02

10. It's the Eddie Howe Derby, The Scott Parker Derby, The Paul Gascoigne Derby but more importantly... 1 2 3 4

    By Andrew, December 5
    • 80 replies
    • 1.7k views
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    • Alex
    • December 10

11. Gemill’s fault

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, December 2
    • 9 replies
    • 217 views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • December 3

12. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs) 1 2 3 4 18

    By Andrew, December 1
    • 441 replies
    • 6.7k views
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    • Howmanheyman
    • December 3

13. David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again 1 2 3 4 15

    By Andrew, November 28
    • 372 replies
    • 6.2k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • December 1

14. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders. 1 2 3 4 21

    By thebrokendoll, November 23
    • 515 replies
    • 7.7k views
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    • ewerk
    • December 1

15. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026 1 2 3

    By Ayatollah Hermione, November 20
    • 69 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • Friday at 18:33

16. howe's team seemingly on a spiral of ever decreasing circles v guardiola's resurgent CITY who we always do so well against. get in, can't wait for this one! : 1 2 3 4 17

    By thebrokendoll, November 9
    • 400 replies
    • 7.6k views
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    • trainman
    • November 26

17. Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters 1 2 3 4 25

    By NobbySol, November 5
    • 607 replies
    • 10.8k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • November 12

18. The green kit

    By trophyshy, November 3
    • 18 replies
    • 588 views
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    • Gemmill
    • November 10

19. King Eddie's Faultering Press Retractors vs Bilbao Black Cats & The Williams Brothers 1 2 3 4 17

    By NobbySol, November 2
    • 411 replies
    • 7.1k views
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    • The Fish
    • November 6

20. Wor Eddie's Laced Up Mags v Cally Massive Willy Wilsons Blowing Bubble 'Ammers 1 2 3 4 32

    By wykikitoon, October 30
    • 782 replies
    • 13.3k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • November 4

21. Eddie's Inconsistent, who knows who's gonna turn up Mags v Franks Romero and Juliet 1 2 3 4 13

    By wykikitoon, October 25
    • 304 replies
    • 5.4k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • October 31

22. Wolte's Fucking Flicking Magic Mags v Traoré 'roid heed Full-Ham 1 2 3 4 14

    By wykikitoon, October 22
    • 345 replies
    • 6.7k views
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    • OTF
    • October 28

23. Eddie Stuttering Mags v Is You Portugesehh Benfica 1 2 3 4 15

    By wykikitoon, October 18
    • 355 replies
    • 6.6k views
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    • Toonpack
    • October 23

24. iam (Willie) McFaul

    By john, October 6
    • 7 replies
    • 231 views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • October 7

25. Brighton vs Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 14

    By Dazzler, October 5
    • 344 replies
    • 7.9k views
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    • Andycap
    • October 20

26. Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest 1 2 3 4 17

    By Dazzler, October 2
    • 423 replies
    • 7.6k views
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    • Craig
    • October 8

27. Union SG (who?) vs Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 13

    By Dazzler, September 28
    • 323 replies
    • 7.6k views
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    • The Fish
    • October 7

28. Eddie Howe's Glorious Get Into Them Mags vs Thomas Partey's Former Club 1 2 3 4 21

    By Gemmill, September 27
    • 513 replies
    • 10.8k views
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    • Dazzler
    • October 6

29. Newcastle United vs Bradford City 1 2 3 4 9

    By Gemmill, September 22
    • 217 replies
    • 11.4k views
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    • Tom
    • September 26

30. Iraola's South Coast Softy Walters vs Eddie's Superstar Mags 1 2 3 4 18

    By Gemmill, September 19   

    • sexythreadstarter
    • banker
    • 437 replies
    • 15.4k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • September 24

31. Eddie's Tino-inspired titans v Barcelona 1 2 3 4 22

    By Dr Gloom, September 15
    • 539 replies
    • 23.5k views
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    • Dazzler
    • September 21

32. Eddie’s stronger squad, which will bounce back after a turgid game against Leeds with the new Crouch and Defoe, vs Wolves 1 2 3 4 14

    By Dr Gloom, September 11
    • 330 replies
    • 24.7k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • September 16

33. Lewis Hall

    By Christmas Tree , September 8
    • 19 replies
    • 4.2k views
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    • Gemmill
    • October 17

34. Boots and Cats

    By The Fish, September 2
    • 5 replies
    • 3.9k views
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    • trainman
    • September 2

35. Season Predictions 25/26 1 2

    By Andrew, September 2
    • 32 replies
    • 8.4k views
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    • ThatGinolaVolley
    • September 3

36. Wissa 1 2 3 4 12

    By Tom, September 1
    • 290 replies
    • 30.2k views
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    • ohhh_yeah
    • 3 hours ago

37. Woltemade 1 2 3 4 25

    By AgentAxeman, August 29
    • 609 replies
    • 44.6k views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • December 10

38. Champions League Draw 2025/6 1 2 3 4 7

    By Gemmill, August 27
    • 150 replies
    • 23.7k views
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    • Ayatollah Hermione
    • September 7

39. Eddie Howe’s bruised, battered and brilliant mags who definitely will have a new striker by the time this game kicks off v Leeds 1 2 3 4 11

    By Dr Gloom, August 26
    • 251 replies
    • 24.8k views
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    • Holden McGroin
    • September 2

40. Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool 1 2 3 4 31

    By Toonpack, August 19
    • 773 replies
    • 36.4k views
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    • London
    • August 30

41. Jacob Ramsey 1 2

    By Duffman, August 17
    • 40 replies
    • 9.9k views
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    • OTF
    • September 12

42. Jacob Ramsey 1 2

    By ohhh_yeah, August 14
    • 33 replies
    • 2.7k views
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    • OTF
    • August 15