wonitfivex
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will it be another nail in your coffin?
dont forget though we'll have one eye on inter milan game
so a chance for newcastle maybe
oh yes the "sign on" "liverpool slums" songs are boring us silly now
any witty ones for a change
What like every one of the three songs every away support since Keegan arrived have churned out?
''Cheer Up Kevin Keegan''
''Keegan out''
''Sack the board'' (WTFBTWLOL?)
''Going Down''
You'l only add YNWA (yawn) and some shite about Gerrard actually being good.
Liverpool fans are comic book football fans man
the only ones sung yesterday was "walk on" and that soccer am style shite "going down" hated as much as "who are ya" and "easy easy"
but as fans (the newcastle majority at anfield) were 1st class gobshites
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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16
as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left
You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?
not as thick as soft cunts coming to our city of culture and trying to give it the big one obviously whilst behind bizzies and cameras
Wow. You dodged that question quite convincingly
well spotted , i did have a ticket
hope you go down , sunderland dont and it will save me going next year to that picturesque newcastle how i'll miss them smalltime fans from that small trophyless club in that small town on the outskirts of sunderland
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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16
as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left
You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?
not as thick as soft cunts coming to our city of culture and trying to give it the big one obviously whilst behind bizzies and cameras
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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16
as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left
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dont do girobooks no more dickhead
money gets paid into your account
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will it be another nail in your coffin?
dont forget though we'll have one eye on inter milan game
so a chance for newcastle maybe
oh yes the "sign on" "liverpool slums" songs are boring us silly now
any witty ones for a change
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Can't believe you're all rising to the spacca's bait.
only wanted to wish u luck against the inbred gypos
Go on then.
good luck hope you twat them 1-0
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Your fantastic club has played enough of our teams. Well clued up aren't you kid?
and beat them
are you like a newcastle wool?
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Can't believe you're all rising to the spacca's bait.
only wanted to wish u luck against the inbred gypos
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Let it all out kid, let it all out.
no teams in oirland
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Can we have a minutes silence when this thread dies?
Or a protest if its closed?
another local fan i see
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FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man!
thanks
anyway anyone goin to man u game
im off to the pride of the north east boro (only messing i know its sunderland)
Kept your ticket off last season so you can use it again this season?
no ive got ticket only £24
and their turnstyle stewards are not like newcastles
you know shit
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FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man!
thanks
anyway anyone goin to man u game
im off to the pride of the north east boro (only messing i know its sunderland)
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What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.
What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?
The bride.
What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The accused.
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.
What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"
What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.
What do you get if you come across a scouser buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
One day a scouser dies so before he goes to heaven he arrives at the gates of St Peters.
"Age?" Peter asks.
"24" the little scouser replied.
"Where did you live?"
"Well, um, Liverpool"
"Were you blue or were you red" asked St. Peter.
"Red till I died" replied the scouser.
"Sorry no scousers allowed into heaven they are all robbing little twats!"
"But but I have done good things."
"Like what?"
"Well, last week I gave a tenner to the homeless the week before that I gave a tenner to oxfam and the day I died I gave a tenner to the heart foundation!"
"Well I will see what I can do I will go and explain the situation to God."
After half an hour out comes St. Peter followed by god who is wearing a united shirt.
"Right I heard what you have done with all the good causes what with giving away thirty quid to charity and I have come up with a solution" God said.
"What is it?" asked the scouser.
"Well, here is your thirty quid now piss off!"
there boss them lad and original
very good and dead witty you should be on telly
fuck knows how we are capital of culture instead of picturesque newcastle (hows the sheep)
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Posted Today, 10:28 PM
dunno ya know
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how on lads, don't bite.
why type in mad talk
how on lads whats that all about?
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Are you struggling with the quote feature Brains?
as always well spotted
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Are you struggling with the quote feature Brains?
as always well spotted
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Dominating the media, which of your players are being burgled at the moment ?
only the ones not living in liverpool
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what the fucks happening to your big club these days?
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Keep at it, and some time soon your post count will be positive.
oh fuck yeah
whats that all about -6
soon to be +6 though
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micheal owen that is be fit to play for england
fuckin glad he never came back here
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well spotted
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will all be cheering us on again when where in athens
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some good posts
jutice for the 96
mackenzie sun scum