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I went through one season, mainly on holiday after I was knocked out of the cups, and the same thing seems to have happened - Scotland seems to be stuck in a no-league situation but the rest of the world is carrying on fine. It's somehow worked out who should be in Europe based on the league and I've just gone through the friendlies with Watford and so far everything's okay. Weird...

I'm a couple versions behind but I've just had a weird glitch. I've just started my third season, but it's not quite right. I've been through my friendlies and I've started playing cups but the leagues haven't been refreshed for the new season. I'm now in September and all the league tables for the country I'm playing in still have how last year finished while the leagues in the other country I'm running has started properly. So basically I'm looking at playing a full season with only cup competitions, which is going to be a bit weird. Anyone had this happen to them? I'm wondering if my leagues will sort themselves out when May comes round, or if I should jump ship and just go play in the second country.

But he'll still be one to watch for the future.

Donkey really needs to move on and Lovenkrands is a puff and shouldn't expect to be more than a squad player. Can u not see Lovenkrands heading to Bolton or someone tho and nabbing 10/12 goals in the season? Not really, no.

I guessed 50-100 which, thinking about it, is clearly too low. I've just checked and I used 258 last month. Quite a few of these will be because I'm captain of a team so I have to text out meeting times/places to 10+ people every week, generally I'm quite a poor texter and people complain that I don't reply/don't reply quickly enough.

I think that would be ideal but the chances of a young Englishman being kept out of the limelight if he has a good month, nevermind a full season, is unlikely. Stupid meeja.

Press Alt-F4 whilst on the page of the vid you want to insert over here. That don't work WANKER What he meant was press that when you're writing your post on here, not while you're on the YouTube page.

Colin Murray

Congratulations to all those who picked Andy Carroll.

Nice hair.

I'm in. I think you should have more ways to win/lose points, though. A few suggestions -1 for a yellow -3 for a red +3 for being in MoTD's goal of the month +5 for a moustache If you add these points I'd like Barton.

Another interesting one: Japanese eel porn

Today's my last day at work and I'm likely to have to send a perfunctory e-mail round the office to say thanks. Quite often people will include loads of links in their e-mails to songs about leaving etc but instead of that I just want to send sick porn round the office. I don't need a reference. Does anyone have anything to add to this list? All links are NSFW. Blue Waffle Meat Spin (also makemoniesonline) Eating Cream Two Girls One Cup Lemon Party

I'd say it was our greatest strength I wrote an article on the existence of time (for fun of course) and my belief is that time only exists because we, as humans, need it to to explain changes in sound, vision senses etc... Letting go of the need to explain things such as time can give you a whole new outlook on life! I'm thinking out loud a bit here, but why is it that time is the same all over the world? I know we have time zones and daylight savings, but how is it that we managed to agree on a global scale that a second should be a certain length, that we should have 60 of those in a minute, 60 of those in an hour and 24 of those in a day but we couldn't agree on things like a universal language or currency? I reckon the basic premise comes from measuring a day (how much sun time we have) to help with harvests and the like so we could all have the same basic outline for time - although wouldn't the length of day change depending on a country's proximity to the equator? - but that we all filled in that outline with the same details is what baffles me.

I handed in my notice a few weeks ago and since then I've noticed work - surprisingly - has got worse than before. Is this a normal situation? It just feels like every stupid request, every ungrateful co-worker, every person who clearly doesn't know what they're doing is suddenly 10 times worse and although I could kind of bare it before, now it just all seems ridiculous. The other thing is that as I don't think I need a reference from these guys - I definitely don't in the short term - I was trying to think of some things to do in my last week knowing there would be no real repercussions for me. I don't want to burn all my bridges entirely, but if anyone has any leaving present suggestions I'd be keen to hear.

I couldn't decide so I voted for them all.

"No one's yet explained to me exactly what's so great about slaving 50 years away on something that you hate, about meekly shuffling down the path of medicority. Well, if that's your road then take it but it's not the road for me." FWIW I recently found myself in a pretty crap job situation. For the last year or so I've been applying elsewhere for jobs I thought I was more than qualified for but wasn't even getting to the interview stage. A few weeks ago I got fed up, handed in my notice and got myself sorted for a trip to Australia. I have a couple of weeks left at work then a couple of months in the UK before I go. No mortgage, no wife, no kids - nothing to hold me back. I can't remember when I last felt this happy.

I read The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand recently, best book I've read in a long, long time. Any one else read anything by her? Not sure where to go next. Howard Roark.

I loved Sensible Soccer. What's the site you were playing it on? If you say 8outof10muckingtwats you get a slap.

OH DEAR Name the 10 world famous UK cities then. And don't be daft enough to put in Newcastle. Oh dear again, if you asked any foreign cunt to name 10 British cities we'd probably be about 6th on the list. You have no grasp of the British influence around the world do you, was hit home to me walking round Thailand in my toon top, having 20 different people saying "Aran Sheela" to me. In order: London Edinburgh Glasgow Manchester Liverpool Birmingham Newcastle Leeds Nottingham Cardiff. I mean look at your list world famous yank cities, I thought Atlanta was in Italy, that's how famous it is. Well your first five concurred with mine but we'll agree to disagree if you think that because we once had a semi-successful football club and Alan Shearer played for us that makes us a more recognised city than Seattle. Btw, I've just done a google fight, and Atlanta gets five times as many hits as Newcastle (despite there being about a dozen Newcastles in the world). Course we're more famous than Seattle, I thought it was in fuckin Canada, Newcastle Brown Ale is one of the world's favourite drinks, and again you have no concept of the British influence worldwide. People know the toon. Well in that case Lynchburg, Tennessee, must be one of the world's top cities as well. You seem to be confusing the fact that you know nothing/little about American geography with it being a common thing. It doesn't matter if people know these places because of TV (Seattle/Frasier) or though major events (Houston/space launch) they're going to be better known than places like Leeds and Nottingham.

Big future ahead of him...

Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat I doubt there's anything fresh about Jordan.

I was at the age when football was the most exciting and important part of your life when Andy Cole was scoring for fun. I once rubbed coal on my face when he scored a goal.