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senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs. 1 2 3 4 24
zut alors! the big boys european stuff- 593 replies
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howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers. 1 2 3 4 20
mid table premier league game.- 482 replies
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Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast 1 2 3 4 20
Bournemouth v Newcastle- 479 replies
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The Giant Black And Yellow, Banana Looking, Bratwurst Sucking Mo Fos v Eddies Pumped Up, Patched Up, Paper Thin Geordie A Squad 1 2 3 4 17
Dortmund v Toon- Tues 7th Nov - 17:45 GMT - TNT Sports- 405 replies
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Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28
Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports- 689 replies
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Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad 1 2 3 4 19
Revenge for Cup Final - Wed 20:15 - Sky Sports- 458 replies
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Eddies Injury Ravaged European Trailblazers v Gary O’Neils Black Country Wimpy Wolves 1 2 3 4 14
Sat 28th : 17:30 Sky sports- 335 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht 1 2 3 4 23
For you lazy twats this is the match thread for the Wed 25/10 @ 2000 game.- 560 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Useless, Got Caught Doubling Down, Always Bet On Black (And White) Punts v The Woy With Schlupp Is Slender, Did Pardew Say Maybe, Or Eze Not Sure. He'll Be A Woy For The Eagles 1 2 3 4 15
This is the match thread! And thank fuck real football is back Saturday @ 1500- 366 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles]) 1 2 3 4 15
This is the match thread for the game played on Sunday @ 1400 you lazy twats- 365 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30
This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.- 741 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley 1 2 3 4 12
This is the match thread and the game on Saturday @ 1500 you lazy twats.- 299 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through 1 2 3 4 22
This is the match thread and for you lazy twats, it's Wed 27/09 2000 kick off.- 549 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades 1 2 3 4 23
This is the match thread, BTW Kick Off is Sunday 1630 for you lazy twats that cannot look it up.,- 554 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan 1 2 3 4 21
Ah the fewm because there still hasn't been a mackem in Milan, here comes the B&W Army, this is the match thread- 515 replies
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Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees 1 2 3 4 18
This is the match thread! BTW the game has been moved to Sat 16th- 436 replies
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Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts 1 2 3 4 21
Brighton v NUFC - Sat 2nd Sept 17:30- 516 replies
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Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments. 1 2 3 4 24
“Sorry” Juergen, you cunt. 27th Aug. SJP. 1630 KO.- 581 replies
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Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers 1 2 3 4 17
Premier League, 19.08.23 20:00- 402 replies
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Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets 1 2 3 4 18
Premier League, 12.08.23 17:30- 434 replies
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Valentino Livramento 1 2 3
The New Cafu- 73 replies
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Harvey Barnes 1 2 3 4
> ASM because we play more than 3 games a season- 75 replies
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allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers... 1 2 3
friendly thing- 57 replies
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Banter or Hate Crime?
Homophobic Language- 14 replies
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Travel
Looking for info on away travel- 10 replies
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