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  1. Jacob Ramsey

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 33 replies
    • 2.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  2. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.2k replies
    • 115.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  3. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 182 replies
    • 10.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  4. Brummie PSR hostages (in Beige) v Eddie's mashed swede PSR hostages (in black and white, or possibly green, or maybe even blue)

    Toonpack,
    • 414 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  5. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 9 replies
    • 430 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  6. Park Seung-soo

    Duffman,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  7. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  8. Friendlies 2025

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 545 replies
    • 17k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  9. ekitike

    thebrokendoll,
    • 269 replies
    • 9.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  10. Asia pre-season games

    sammynb,
    • 14 replies
    • 475 views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  11. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  12. Scheduled Maintenance - Week Starting the 7th of July

    Andrew,
    • 62 replies
    • 2.5k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  13. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. New Cunts

    The Fish,
    • 18 replies
    • 1k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  14. The wizard 🧙‍♂️

    Baybelter,
    • 12 replies
    • 638 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  15. Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - long to reign over us

    Dr Gloom,
    • 16 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  16. We need a new match thread

    Andrew,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  17. Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal.

    Andrew,
    • 76 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  18. The missing star!

    MiniMarvels,
    • 2 replies
    • 401 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  19. The Run-In

    Gemmill,
    • 165 replies
    • 8.3k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  20. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea

    Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 15.2k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  21. This season

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 33 replies
    • 1.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  22. Eddie Howes Dross Relegating Mags vs brighton who I think are still chasing europe?

    Andrew,
    • 528 replies
    • 17.4k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  23. Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down.

    Andrew,
    • 373 replies
    • 12k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  24. Aston Villa v Sir Eddie’s free-scoring sausage-shakers - Scatter his enemies

    Dr Gloom,
    • 120 replies
    • 5.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  25. Newcastle Fans: What Do You REALLY Think of PIF’s Ownership? 🗣️

    jaja03,
    • 11 replies
    • 690 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  26. Harvey Barnes

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 46 replies
    • 2.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  27. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  28. The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store

    Dr Gloom,
    • 425 replies
    • 15.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  29. Leicester City v Sir Eddie's champions league-chasing mags - long live our noble king

    Dr Gloom,
    • 243 replies
    • 8.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Cup winners song please share

    ToonfulAl,
    • 32 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  31. Sir Eddie's league cup-winning mags v Brentford - long to reign over us

    Dr Gloom,
    • 247 replies
    • 9.1k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  32. Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops

    Andrew,
    • 481 replies
    • 33.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  33. The Final. Memberships.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 31 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Alex
    Alex

  34. Liverpool v PSG

    Gemmill,
    • 113 replies
    • 5k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  35. West Ham v Newcastle - happy and glorious

    Dr Gloom,
    • 381 replies
    • 12.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  36. Pope or Dubs - who do you think should start for the rest of the season?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 39 replies
    • 1.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  37. Newcastle United v Brighton

    Gemmill,
    • 556 replies
    • 20.3k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  38. Bruno's Badge Kissing Wankers v Virgin Van Dyke's Fanny Licking Victims

    wykikitoon,
    • 384 replies
    • 11.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  39. Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 14.6k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  40. Darren Jackson

    Morgan92,
    • 5 replies
    • 807 views
    Craig
    Craig

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