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  1. Iraola's South Coast Softy Walters vs Eddie's Superstar Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 437 replies
    • 15.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  2. Eddie's Tino-inspired titans v Barcelona

    Dr Gloom,
    • 539 replies
    • 23.6k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  3. Eddie’s stronger squad, which will bounce back after a turgid game against Leeds with the new Crouch and Defoe, vs Wolves

    Dr Gloom,
    • 330 replies
    • 24.7k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  4. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 76 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  5. Boots and Cats

    The Fish,
    • 5 replies
    • 3.9k views
    trainman
    trainman

  6. Season Predictions 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 45 replies
    • 8.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  7. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 439 replies
    • 33.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  8. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 1.1k replies
    • 52.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  9. Champions League Draw 2025/6

    Gemmill,
    • 150 replies
    • 23.7k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  10. Eddie Howe’s bruised, battered and brilliant mags who definitely will have a new striker by the time this game kicks off v Leeds

    Dr Gloom,
    • 251 replies
    • 24.9k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  11. Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool

    Toonpack,
    • 773 replies
    • 36.4k views
    London
    London

  12. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 79 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  13. Jacob Ramsey

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 33 replies
    • 2.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  14. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.3k replies
    • 130.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  15. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 199 replies
    • 11.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  16. Brummie PSR hostages (in Beige) v Eddie's mashed swede PSR hostages (in black and white, or possibly green, or maybe even blue)

    Toonpack,
    • 414 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  17. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 9 replies
    • 430 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  18. Park Seung-soo

    Duffman,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  19. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  20. Friendlies 2025

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 545 replies
    • 17k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  21. ekitike

    thebrokendoll,
    • 269 replies
    • 9.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  22. Asia pre-season games

    sammynb,
    • 14 replies
    • 475 views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  23. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 212 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  24. Scheduled Maintenance - Week Starting the 7th of July

    Andrew,
    • 62 replies
    • 2.5k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  25. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. New Cunts

    The Fish,
    • 18 replies
    • 1k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  26. The wizard 🧙‍♂️

    Baybelter,
    • 12 replies
    • 638 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  27. Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - long to reign over us

    Dr Gloom,
    • 16 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  28. We need a new match thread

    Andrew,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  29. Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal.

    Andrew,
    • 76 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  30. The missing star!

    MiniMarvels,
    • 2 replies
    • 401 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  31. The Run-In

    Gemmill,
    • 165 replies
    • 8.3k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  32. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea

    Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 15.2k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  33. This season

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 33 replies
    • 1.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  34. Eddie Howes Dross Relegating Mags vs brighton who I think are still chasing europe?

    Andrew,
    • 528 replies
    • 17.4k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  35. Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down.

    Andrew,
    • 373 replies
    • 12k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  36. Aston Villa v Sir Eddie’s free-scoring sausage-shakers - Scatter his enemies

    Dr Gloom,
    • 120 replies
    • 5.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  37. Newcastle Fans: What Do You REALLY Think of PIF’s Ownership? 🗣️

    jaja03,
    • 11 replies
    • 690 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  38. Harvey Barnes

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 46 replies
    • 2.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  39. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  40. The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store

    Dr Gloom,
    • 425 replies
    • 15.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

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