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haha its not about the winning, just doing it for the crack as its something different and there's a few of us going so should be a good laugh.

Cool. What makes it better than the other casino's if you dont mind me asking? Also is there a minimum bet that you can place on each game? I've never been to a casino before so have no idea about these kinds of things.

Thinking of taking the Missus to the Casino as part of her B'day night out. Has anyone been to any of them and which one's the best?

Haha no thanks... Fell walking aint my idea of fun. i dont mind a good walk, but climbing Scafell wouldn't float me boat.

Camping for the weekend. Take drugs. Haha nah I think those days are behind me unfortunately... plus I go to holland twice a year as the missus is originally from there so can just do it then if I fancy. I tell you what is a good little thing to do, have a day in Hexham. I go to Hexham Races all the time, well probably 6 to 8 times a year, I love it as much as I hate Newcastle Races. When it's a really nice day there are few places I'd rather be in the world, the racecourse is set in a natural amphitheatre, it's just fantastic, always loads of fanny, exciting races normally 2 and 3 mile handicaps with a hill 3 furlongs out that can dramatically change a race, and it's only 10 or 15 quid to get in depending on which end you go in. If you like scenery it's amazing there can't be too many sporting settings in the world better than there, you could have a game of golf at Slaley in the morning, then the races, the lash. Afterwards at the bottom of the valley there's some nice places to have a drink in Hexham, it's really tremendous, get yourself up. That sounds like quite a good idea! Not sure I could have a game of golf at Slaley in the morning though... well I could but with my golf skills it would take all morning, afternoon and night lol! Never been to the races before (well been to the dogs once) so will have a look in to it. Cheers!

Camping for the weekend. Take drugs. Haha nah I think those days are behind me unfortunately... plus I go to holland twice a year as the missus is originally from there so can just do it then if I fancy.

Get a helicopter if theres about 10 of you. I think it's about £500 up to Berwick and back and down the Tyne. i've always quite fancied a helicopter ride but I get seriously bad motion sickness so i've always steered clear of them as heard they are not great for "pukers" lol!

Its my 30th B'day in a few months and i'm struggling to think of what I could do for it. I've considered a track day at croft but there's nothing available around my b'day, looked in to Go Karting but not sure £45 for an hour seems worth it (plus not sure the mates could stump up the cash as my stag do's a month after) and have been paintballing recently. Anyone got any idea for something to do with a group of people, or just me and the missus that doesn't cost the earth?

Do what ever feels right for you. If you dont feel comfortable dating a few lasses at the same time, and would rather commit your energies to one person and see how it goes then thats what you should do. FYI I met my now Fiance, soon to be wife on one of those sites, and like you had a few others sniffing around at the same time. I never met up with any of them as felt it was better for me to go out with one girl at a time, give her a chance and then move on to the next if it didnt work out. For some people the scatter gun approach is better, and for some its better to get one in your sniper sights so to speak. Ask yourself the following question: Are you going to enjoy your dates with the other women if you go on them, or will part of you feel like you're doing something wrong? (Not that you would be but you still might feel that way). Oh and erm to make this a slightly more manly answer... shag them all and at the point of orgasm pull out, jizz in your hand, shout "go web" and chuck it in their faces! The one that licks her lips afterwards is the keeper!

How can someone travel 3 hours from home, turn around and drive 2 hours and be at home again? Does your mate drive a delorean by any chance?

Does the same go for the match? Nah i think thats ok.

Going to the cinema on your own just confirms that you're a sad and lonely person. If you decide to do it a small peice of you will die inside. You wont realise until its too late, but once its happened there will be no going back... you'll forever know deep down that you had to go to the cinema on your own, and suddenly doing other things like eating in a restaurant and drinking in the pub on your own wont seem such a large step away. Its like a gateway drug for being alone and before you know it you'll be 80 years old and your whippet "Jack" will be the only true friend you've ever had. Also just remember that the moment you step in the cinema on your own everyone will be looking at you and thinking "oh my god what a saddo!!! He mustn't have any friends and is definately a pervert". Before you know it kids will run up to you in the street shouting "pedo!!!" before running away in a hyterical state. A small child will say to its mother.... "Mummy what's a Pedo?" and the mother will just look you in the eye, point at you and say "that is son... thats a Pedo just there". So I guess unless you want to be a lonely old pedo then I would advise staying at home and watching some porn. Hope that helps

Yep I've noticed that with chicken... Doesnt have a very chickeny texture to it. I usually go for house special and get a bit of everything as I couldn't handle something with just that weird chicken in it!

I live in Ryton and seem to find it hard to find a decent Chinese takeaway. So I thought i'd create a thread where everyone can recommend takeaways to go to or avoid due to bad experiences from where they live. Where would you recommend in your area, and where gave you an arse like a hose pipe? Recommended: Stargate Chippy in Ryton Avoid: Loon Wah in Prudhoe - Got served by a heroin addict and the food was rank Rainbow Garden in Newburn - Food tasted ok but i have a spastic stomach today

Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up????? no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it. Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy? No they dont, and yes we do. Last thing we want is them quickly getting up and running to the bathroom as it kind of ruins the moment. It would be even better if they gargled it, blew spunk bubbles and then asked for more... but I guess that just happens in porno's lol!

Im not that daft! Takes 1/2 a second to whip it off man! Haha fair do's... 1 million man points to you in that case... or to put it in footy speak.. good skills son!

My personal experiences are mainly limited to my fiance, but she's on occasion allowed me to give her a facial. She's normally been drunk and so been more suggestable when we've done it, however when she's sober she seems to enjoy me wanking in front of her and cumming on her face a lot more. Well actually the wanking myself off part... the actual money shot always seems a really horny thing to do until the moment arises and then we normally both end up bursting out laughing as it is a pretty ridiculous thing to do. Still doesnt stop me wanting to do it though lol! As for the guys on here who are giving one night stands facials... well i'm presuming you're going bare back seeing as your asking em where they want it... word of advice... Any lass who lets you shag her bare back and cum on her face is 100% guaranteed to give you Aids... dirty slags lol!

where do you get your haircut? 1995? £2 wouldn't get a ficking Blue WKD these days! Haha that place on Grainger street next to Grainger Games... Hair Express I think its called these days. When they're charging £20 just for a cut then they can bugger off if they think they're getting a good tip. Fairs fair though the bird has been doing my hair for years so I might give her £3 this year

Restaurant somewhere between 5 & 10% Pub lunch a quid Hair Cut - Nothing unless its xmas and then I give about £2 and tell the lass to buy herself a drink while she's out Taxi - Never unless its to the airport and then maybe a couple of quid if they've been good crack Never even considered tipping the bin men until now Takeaway gets zero tip seeing as they are already charging me a quid for delivery even though I live a couple of streets away Bog Trolls get nothing. WTF shoudl I pay to wash my hands? In fact I refuse to wash my hands and put my piss mits all over the door handle in protest I think tipping is massively overrated, too much embarrasment to not give someone money on top of the bill for serving you... load of bollocks to me. I paid for the service already so i'll be fucked i'm paying again.

No just cold hard cash and sexual favours i'm afraid Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What's that off again? I recognise that quote from somewhere. It's what the lollipop man said to you when you were a child. Oh yeah that was it!

No just cold hard cash and sexual favours i'm afraid Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What's that off again? I recognise that quote from somewhere.

No just cold hard cash and sexual favours i'm afraid

Hmmm... Deal!

The CCNA is highly regarded and alot of places use Cisco kit for their infrastructure, I suppose it depends on what you fancy doing job wise, networking jobs may ask for cisco where as server admin jobs will ask for qualifications in Operating systems / applications etc, some jobs will overlap and ask for both, all in my humble opinion of course I think the next stage of my career would be best served teaching MCSE/MCITP so I think i'll do the MCITP and then once i'm qualified study the CCNA. I'm not very experienced when it comes to networking so probably starting off with MCITP might be the best step as I do have some undertanding of Windows enviroments and installing software on LAN's from a previous job.... not that I remember much of it now but it might come flooding back to me once I start learning. . Even if the MS stuff requires you learn networking to a certain degree, with subjects such as routing and subnetting. Cisco guides are best for that though. They do a brilliant ip addressing and subnetting guide on their website My intention is to learn about networking I just meant I have a small amount of experience of networking in a windows 2000 environment from a past life, so that side of things would be the best option for me I think. I'll have a read of the CISCO stuff as well though so thanks for the suggestion.

The CCNA is highly regarded and alot of places use Cisco kit for their infrastructure, I suppose it depends on what you fancy doing job wise, networking jobs may ask for cisco where as server admin jobs will ask for qualifications in Operating systems / applications etc, some jobs will overlap and ask for both, all in my humble opinion of course I think the next stage of my career would be best served teaching MCSE/MCITP so I think i'll do the MCITP and then once i'm qualified study the CCNA. I'm not very experienced when it comes to networking so probably starting off with MCITP might be the best step as I do have some undertanding of Windows enviroments and installing software on LAN's from a previous job.... not that I remember much of it now but it might come flooding back to me once I start learning.