StevenL

Love it.

I like him.

Sorry Ayatollah Hermione, have to ask. What's with Thursday?

Yeah, it is actually pretty accurate, I think I just read through it too quick. I take back what I said. Sorry Fish.

Old, inconsistent, old and out of practise All right, crock, penalty magnet, old and slow, totally gone off the boil, all right, average, really good promise Superb, over hyped, inconsistent and no end product, shit, pirouetting back-passer, hasn't featured at all, past-it, done nothing, Parker-lite Mercenary and not there for long, good finisher but inconsistent, manages 60 minutes, crap What aload of shit.

Aston Villa 2 Everton 1 Blackburn 1 Fulham 0 Chelsea 2 Sunderland 0 Liverpool 2 Stoke 0 Man Utd 4 Bolton 1 Tottenham 3 Wolves 0 West Brom 1 Norwich 1 Newcastle 1 QPR 1 Swansea 1 Arsenal 1 Wigan 1 Man City 3

he can't do that though, there's some law about stifling a career they mentioned before and they have to play him in 10games (or a percentage maybe it was) or he can walk, although with him going on strike and fucking off to Argentina it's probably shot himself in the foot. I assume the owners can afford considerably better lawyers lol. Sorry if I'm wrong and I'm not accusing you of lying or anything but I'm pulling you up on this. Do you have any evidence of this law? I'm happy for you to prove me wrong, it'll be a lesson learnt.

Probably the worst reason I've ever heard.

They're just numbers. Stop worrying about it.

Missed loads over the christmas, better get back on track. Tottenham 3-1 Everton

He said it to keep mongs like yourself interested. There's a reason why he's so rich, do the maths.

I'd be canny pissed off if someone called me CT aswell.

don't reckon it would tbh the amount of police there for non-derby games is staggering. went for the Playoff final when Burnley were promoted, closest I saw a sheff u fan was on the motorway, another coach on the drive in. the groups of fans were either kept very seperate or in the places they could mix the police presence was really big I think you underestimate it to be honest. It's different to any fixture in this country. There's been one night game against Sunderland in 21 years, there's been two three o'clock kick offs in 20 years. It's not a Blackburn v Burnley, or even a Tottenham v Arsenal or a Man Utd v Man City/Liverpool, there's no fixture like it in English football. There's no game that I know of where a city centre is cleared 90 minutes after the game to allow safe passage to the station. There'd be absolute murders in every train station, every service station, every tube station, every pub, and anyone who's from up here knows I'm right. Logistically it just couldn't happen. I'm trying to imagine walking round Wembley and up Wembley way Newcastle fans and Sunderland fans it's a fucking impossibility. Like I say ANYONE from up here knows I'm talking sense. They'd probably switch it to OT if it was the League Cup. Can't do that for the FAC though.

You can have both, y'know. Think you've got to win it these days though.

Drinking alone at half 3 in the afternoon?

Sold 20,000 tickets for synchronised fucking swimming. Shame there's only 10k. I think people do care.

You missed out the special circumstances surrounding that transfer, which was the Torres deal with Chelsea. Liverpool had Abramovich over a barrel and he was willing to pay whatever they asked for Toress, as a result we were able to demand as high a fee as possible for Carroll. Don't waste your time. He's probably the kind of person that compares his transfer to David Villa's. I don't think people know how this game works.

Fucking class, BumsieBen started following me instead.

In January? No way. Worse then the Lampatd to ManU rumour.

I'm just looking forward to when China takes over the world.

Footballs easy, isn't it? Nani and Valencia should have torn him apart, but they didn't. Although Valencia had abit of a 'mare hats off to Santon for dealing with Nani, can only think of once off the top of my head when Nani got the better of him. Oh and Enrique was wank when he first came here.

I thought these deals were sorted out months in advance.

Following him on Twitter now but I think I've missed the meltdown.

Canny few people get away with it. I've got away with it.

Anyone got any good pictures of him doing this? Funny how many commentators say he's kissing the ground when he does it. Fucking hell. Great effort. Much better then the 2 MF posted. Anyone think that he was shit when he first came because he was settling at a new club, rather then ramadan?