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Aye... and what did you lot call the store you opened in there again? 'Everton Two'. And you reckon you're not obsessed by your considerably more successful neighbours... It's called local rivalry and it was done for a laugh. It was actually suggested on a forum and the club picked it up.

Oh yeah, you've dropped Cahill to the bench. On Yakubu your lot looked a lot better against man u once he came on - so again you must be right he's shite. btw any chance you can be civilised and drop the font on your sig so it doesn't take up half a page? Trust me mate, Yakubu is shite. You may well see how shite he is on Saturday. (he'll score a hat-trick now) I would've changed my sig but some kind soul has already done.

registrations have been stopped on there. It's too busy anyway, there would be too many answers to sort through Try On The Kop CB. Send a message to the owner Peter Evo, he's usually up for things like that. OnTheKop Cheers lad.

Everton 4-0 Newcastle. Arteta x2, Pienaar, Fellaini,

You just know names. When was the last time you seen Yakubu play? He's finished IMO. Infact I'm not even going to bother arguing with a Newcastle fan in New York about Everton. He didn't look too finished playing for Nigeria at the WC. And I have seen Beckford play any number of times, most recently against Villa earlier this season where he offered absolutely nothing for 45 minutes. He might've touched the ball once or twice. He looks exactly what he is - someone who has nothing but a bit of pace which let him score bucketloads in lower leagues but who will never be anything more than a one-trick pony at a higher level. 'In fact' is two words, by the way. I know an Evertonian who describes Beckford as their worse buy since Gareth Farrelly. Say no more. There's plenty Leeds who think he's shit. FFS Leeds! Well that Evertonian is quite clearly a moron. Says the man who doesn't rate their most prolific midfielder Hardly fucking prolific is he He doesn't contribute to games unless he scores, he should be dropped for Bilyaletdinov who can score goals and is vastly superior in the creativity section which is want you want in the 'off the striker' role.

Don't flatter yourself you soft cunt. There's one Evertonian here and I only signed up to do a feature for our site. I stuck around solely to wind you up because you're an idiot.

You just know names. When was the last time you seen Yakubu play? He's finished IMO. Infact I'm not even going to bother arguing with a Newcastle fan in New York about Everton. He didn't look too finished playing for Nigeria at the WC. And I have seen Beckford play any number of times, most recently against Villa earlier this season where he offered absolutely nothing for 45 minutes. He might've touched the ball once or twice. He looks exactly what he is - someone who has nothing but a bit of pace which let him score bucketloads in lower leagues but who will never be anything more than a one-trick pony at a higher level. 'In fact' is two words, by the way. I know an Evertonian who describes Beckford as their worse buy since Gareth Farrelly. Say no more. There's plenty Leeds who think he's shit. FFS Leeds! Well that Evertonian is quite clearly a moron.

You just know names. When was the last time you seen Yakubu play? He's finished IMO. Infact I'm not even going to bother arguing with a Newcastle fan in New York about Everton. He didn't look too finished playing for Nigeria at the WC. And I have seen Beckford play any number of times, most recently against Villa earlier this season where he offered absolutely nothing for 45 minutes. He might've touched the ball once or twice. He looks exactly what he is - someone who has nothing but a bit of pace which let him score bucketloads in lower leagues but who will never be anything more than a one-trick pony at a higher level. 'In fact' is two words, by the way. 1. Yakubu was awful in the world cup and has come back from it carrying a few extra pounds. 2. All of our strikers were poor against Villa, I'd fancy him to run your centre halves ragged on Saturday and bring the energy that we are missing in the final third of the pitch. 3. Don't try and tell me this and that about Everton, I watch them every week and know infinitely more than you about the qualities of our players.

registrations have been stopped on there. It's too busy anyway, there would be too many answers to sort through

Pacinofan, which Liverpool forum do you use? I need to sign up to one for a feature for the derby.

You just know names. When was the last time you seen Yakubu play? He's finished IMO. Infact I'm not even going to bother arguing with a Newcastle fan in New York about Everton.

A lot of Evertonians are pulling their hair out wanting Moyes to start him at RB. I think he's still a bit weak defensively for that but see no reason why he can't start on the right wing, he can't be any worse than all the centre midfielders that he keeps trying out there. He'll be a very good RB in a few years though. Very good indeed.

Cahill is probably other than Rooney, the best player they've had since Beardsley left to better himself. Look at his goals record from midfield for fuck sake. Not even close.

That was before Liverpool one opened which is now the most popular shopping outlet in the north west.

Howard, Jagileka, Heitinga, Pienaar, Fellaini, Arteta. They're the best players in our squad. As for Beckford, we need pace up front.

A lot of other clubs fans seem to rate Cahill quite highly but when you watch him every week you realise that he doesn't really contribute too much to a game. More often than not the game just passes him by. Bilyaletdinov is only used as a winger when he quite clearly isn't one, his best position is behind the striker, it's about time Moyes played him there. He won't though.

Get a grip you boring manc clown. You come on here thinking you know everything and continually make a complete cunt out of yourself. Yeah, and it hurts so much you saying that what with you being one of the most unique intuitive posters this boards seen in its' 8 year history. Thanks

Cahill is shite mate. And Yakubu is an uninterested, lazy bastard.

Our team will probably be Howard Neville Jagielka. Distin. Baines Osman. Fellaini. Arteta. Pienaar Cahill Yakubu It SHOULD be this, but Moyes is a negative shithouse. . Howard Neville. Jagielka. Heitinga. Baines Coleman. Arteta. Fellaini. Pienaar Bilyaletdinov Beckford

Get a grip you boring manc clown. You come on here thinking you know everything and continually make a complete cunt out of yourself.

Made a prick of myself there. Apologies.

Shut up you manc cunt.

Haha I like this kopite.

PML, what sort of cup did you get for that you bitter cunt? Btw, it does say 'apart from us' in the sub-title of this thread, all you've all done is fap over your own support. Sad twats. Can't wait for us to absolutely paste you next week.