CleeToonFan

Craig ISN'T Morph in a Newcastle shirt!?

I just saw 'Number9Nurse' quoted by Stevie in the thing with Ant and thought 'oh aye in CatMag involved' .

Also sorry J69 but it took me a look at your profile picture to realise you're not Catmag

Dead weird seeing people here on twitter, looking at it all now, Ant looks nothing like I thought he would. Not that I had an idea I just presumed he'd look like Dylan Moran thanks to here

To be fair that DOES sound fun.

Watching evil people be slaughtered whilst serving drinks? Sounds fun.

Bielsa will hardly start him out of principle. Cutting your nose off to spite your face tbh.

Delighted, got a trial at Wetherspoons on Saturday . Literally never had a job before so I'm nervous to enter the real world

Could be from different cities tbf

Nothing new today, Tom.

Oh aye, you big softie! .

I know I am.

That's the secret to Dyer's injuries. Goes out on the piss, wakes up and stretches, knee ends up in two places. DON'T SAY J69 DIDN'T WARN YOU KIDS.

Aye last time I went out on the piss I woke up with an hamstring injury.

But being a native you wouldn't care if it turned amateur? What a shit point btw. Ill admit I'm not one to talk about being a Geordie etc, but I still go watch my local club and had a season ticket when I was at school. If you only care about style of play support Barca, it's not hard.

If its so hard being a foreign fan then you do realise Norway has a professional league?

Aye, Tudor facade. Dunno about landlady, I only went in a few times when my mate had an ex from there. What a boring place.

Probably but that's due to different cultures as opposed to less talent, the build up plays generally slower etc. Many Spanish players can't handle the change to our culture but then again it's not like there's enough Englishmen who go abroad to make a fair comparison.

Monkeys Fist- Arsehole . And if it was the George Inn you were at in Barton then you've also been in a place inhabited by your favourite Yorkshireman

And Osasuna finished 7th, but this year look like a Segunda team, last years performance is irrelevant, look at us. Point being that look at the likes of So'ton and Reading and compare them to Depor and Osasuna who are the two worst teams in La Liga so far this year. There's not that much difference and Id probably say the latter two are better. People use the 'the bottom teams of la liga are terrible' chestnut as if the Premier League has a plethora of talent nomatter the team.

There's a lot of bad teams in England tbf. The likes of Deportivo and Osasuna are easily Southampton and Reading level at least

CleeToonFan- Oh yeah he exists.

5 minutes 6 seconds mile this morning, fingers crossed I can shave off that 6 seconds.

Been up for hours now, can't sleep. Once again my dreams are filled with regret for the sale of Forster. I've been trying to put it past me, ive taken sleeping pills and even been to a psychiatrist but every night as soon as I close my eyes images of Fraser are in my mind. WHY DID WE HAVE TO LET HIM GO I'M SO REGRETFUL.