CleeToonFan

Will only wear Puma, adidas look horrible imo and nike get ruined after like 10 minutes. http://www.asos.com/Alexander-Mcqueen-For-...&Rf900=1608 Cannae go wrong with them if you're not bothered abotu spending a fair bit

Got my 2 room tent for me and a mate (bin off sleeping in the same room!) for T in the Park t'other day. Only ever had gash tesco 10quid-ers at festivals so far so decided to get a deece one this time... tried setting it up and ended up falling in it like

It's my 18th next month, not letting any of you bastards know anything will get on and my whole families had their names, addresses and telephone numbers posted or summits. Happy (belated) birthday Kevin

Love reading them, even if they are all a load of shit. Paul is Dead is a personal favourite of mine

SPL is gash, full stop

Born in Grimsby, certainly not putting it as Yorkshire or Down South, so i'll just abstain

None of the above

Here comes the cavalry

First of all, your derbies boring, it happened like 6 times this season. Second of all, you did a wank version of that just can't get enough, Liverpools was unrelated, but theirs was actually good (not that I usually stick up for the wankers). Thirdly, when we come after your squad players come on here and talk shit, but you can't because it's the other way around. And finally, Newcastle United is a bigger club than Celtic, if you can brag about winning your Scottish league then i'm gonna brag about winning the Championship, because that's more prestigious, come back when you have better UEFA Co-efficients than Switzerland

17, that awkward middle age were the government doesn't mind you getting any lass you want pregnant, but as soon as it comes to drinking alcohol, then fucking hell they must do anything they can to stop you

They happen to be pink mini's with an orange spoilt brat inside?

0-0 Fulham

I know how much everyone hates youtube on here, because it doesnt prove anything etc, but i've loved Taarabt since this. Also nice to see who scored it too

The MLS in your name? Are you trying to name a random league that is better than the SPL there?

I proper hope this goes through, even if he turns out shit the fact we're plucking up players who are squad players for Sierra Leone and ran shows for teams with 200 attendances will keep me chuckling for days. He'll be on like what, 100 quid a week or something, screw it lets do it

Mick McCarthy , that is all I need to say I think

Do you ever think about scoring your first goal for Newcastle? Maybe try a shot from outside the box in the next game? Liam Sullivan Yes, I have been dreaming about it. I hope it's not going to be long before it becomes a reality! I've never had a dream come so perfectly true, lucky Cheik

Few years on, starting 11 Krul M.Richards S.Taylor Shawcross J.Enrique Gago Diego Regen Jovetic Regen Gameiro If only fm was real life ey

Can't think of one top class player who didn't have any pace whatsoever. Even Beckham was quicker than most defenders, and pace is no part of his game

Something fishy about this thread

I don't get how you can slag off a club. Then when fans aren't happy about it, calling them deluded. Where was West Hams ambition last season? Were they signing French internationals? No? Fuck off then you boring bastard, and stop letting your cholesterol get to your brain

http://www.happyfm.com/ You let them in on the latest poll findings?

I spoke to Billy Sharp at Blundell Park when he was playing against Grimsby for Scunthorpe, he came across as such a wanker, not the sort of player i'd want at my club (This is not even bringing his talent into question)

Right, it's just that, it's not is it? Your whole "Do anything to get more points" line just seems such a lie. If the well-being of Newcastle is so important, why don't you care about the division we're in? I'd give a kidney to see us win the Premier League, but if Satan came to me asking me to proclaim myself a Mackem for a point, i'd tell him to fuck off.

I doubt he's a toon fan. Anyone who says "Up the Toon" sounds like a mole sent from Sky Sports. "Why aye lads, what you think of these latest signings? They sound ever so canny to me, Up The Toon, M'on the Magpies, Big Up the Barcodes" i know that the knuckle-dragging section of our fans (all clubs are cursed with a knuckle-dragging section) wouldn't approve of 'Up the Toon'. Fortunately, I don't give a damn what that lot of gorillas think. I'm happy when we do well, I'm gutted when we disappoint. I bet that doesn't apply to loads of the knuckle-draggers, who would rather we hadn't got promoted, so that they could have more people joining in their, increasingly meaningless chants of Ashley out. I'm not actually THAT anti-Ashley, i'm also ridiculously optimistic, but irrelevant of my personal opinions about the club, your idiotic talk is just boring. Even the most annoying, too-pro or too-anti Ashley poster on here I can deal with, safe in the knowledge that they support Newcastle, and really only want what they beleive is best for our club. You though, i've never seen such a bullshit, anti-Newcastle, anti-football poster and person. In fact if it turned out you'd never seen a Newcastle game before, and didn't even know the offside rule, i'd be less shocked than I am reading most of your "intriguing posts and polls" you churn out on this forum.