[check the weather before leaving tonight]

Just arrived at SJP to work - the pitch is absolutely drenched, so are the 1st 30 rows of seats in the milburn stand

 

Pitch inspection due at 7 but there is a good chance we could be seeing another Charlton !!!!

[If we sign Martins]

skip to the lou...

 

We've got a forward called Femi

he's much faster than you & me

we think he's 30 but he says 23

Obafemi Martins

[testimonial tickets]

What's all this about people buying tickets to see Shearer's testicle?

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Biggest balls in the premiership by all accounts - in fact it's the sheer size of 'em which prevents him running around as much as he used to, maybe Mrs S needs to get her marigolds on a bit more

[Wigan v Newcastle]

We only got to play 3 of the 4 minutes of injury time.

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How the feck does a ref get away with saying a minimum of 4 mins added time and then, just as we throw the ball into their box he blows up for full time with only 93:18 on the clock

 

Regardless of how shite some of the team played (Shola I'm feckin pointing at you again) there must be some censure to a ref who has blatantly cheated

 

Ball over the line, penalty shout, offside are all opinions and that's how refs get away with making fuck up decisions, but timekeeping is actual, its fact, its indisputeable

 

I wonder what would have happened if it had been Man U and the ref had blown up early - he'd probably be propping up a motorway fly-over by now but Souness just lies down, rolls over and lets them shit on his face -

 

I think it is worth taking an FA rap, if for nothing else then at least to say what every Toon fan was screaming !!!!!!!!!!!

 

In my opinion, Souness knows he is just keeping the seat warm, there's no passion, no belief and certainly no pride in the man.

[owen to liverpool cissie to marselle]

I think you'll find the Owen money is from the same stash that was going to be used to buy Rooney.

It only exists for one player only and will never be spent elsewhere.

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damn right, it was almost all coming from Northern Rock as they saw the deal as the best bit of advertising possible - they are not going to want to pay big bucks for a foreign chap, or a sulky, to use as "the face of..." for 4 years

[I work in a one of the NUFC club stores]

No K U Y T ?

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I'm old I remember Mary Poppins:

 

Sing:

 

Lets go buy a kuyt

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[I work in a one of the NUFC club stores]

I know the bloke in person, (flintoff). Wouldnt tell porkies about this.

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300 ??? Just enought to cover an initial surge IN CASE we sign Owen, but not too many to be left hoping we manage to sign Dirk Van Owenstrom from Icelandic side Rekjaviic FC when Michael goes back to his roots

[Tonights football]

Hartlepool 3..... Darlington 1 

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[Fatih Tekke....]

is this how low you've become.....sign anyone who who has good stats regardless of the fact you've never seen him play,remember hakan sukur and his fantastic foray into english football....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....what the hell....come fatih

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I actually have seen him play...and i am also subjected to watching Shola, Chopra and it kills me to say but what appears to be one season to many for Shearer. We need a goalscorer badly..

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Fatih Tekke - is he a distant relation to Fatih Mickey Quinn, of Fatih Paddy K, of Fatih Freddy Shepherd ???

 

Greggs would be happy if nowt else

[owen back on]

Oh and the thing which is being overlooked of course is that's now the third international player this summer who's turned down a move to Everton in favour of a move to Newcastle....

 

Whether he signs for us or not, he obviously prefers SJP to Goodison!

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Don't hold your breath - I just feel Owen is using Newcastle to get Liverpool to move to get him. Can't blame him, of course the way we are the minute.

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Agreed but whatever way you look at it, Everton were flatly turned down - he's actually stated that he is willing to join NUFC...

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Of course Everton were flatly turned down, that would be like Shearer signing for the mackems.

 

We won't get him and Fat Fred will use this as an excuse not to sign anyone else.

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Completely agree - Owen won't know whether Benitez wants him until after the weekend, Shepherd won't pursue any other deals expedcting to get Owen on loan and then just before the deadline Liverpool can offer Real £7M take it or leave it and once again we're left with sweet bigger all

[owen back on]

I'm not getting vaguely axcited until he actually plays for us at this point.

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I would Love it if he played for us, Love it !!

 

but I really think the reason he has come out and been so vocal is to heap pressure on Benitez and lets face it, it's gonna be pretty hard for Rafa to turn down a fans own hero who is nigh on begging to come home

[It works at Barca .....]

Could always defecate in Souey's half time cup of tea.

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Why not wipe our arses on the hankies, then wave them?

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That's just unhygenic!

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I'll gladly nip down to Poondstretchas and get 4 boxes of 100 mansize triple ply if it means we can finally get Fat Fred & Grumpy to sit up and take notice - mind you if my maths is right I'll need another 100 people to do the same

 

Anyone remember the Scarves out for Sir Bobby from 3 seasons ago - that got about over 5000 people to join in so there's always a chance we'll get more to do this one

[It works at Barca .....]

"What about the boo's at full time ?" - reporter after West Ham

"I didn't hear anything!" - Mr Souness

 

Time has come to help our poor deaf Manager to see that there is a large contingent of the faithfull choir who do not want him to stay

 

White hankies are traditionally waived at Barcelona to show that the fans are not happy, be it with the manager or the President.

 

I suggest that starting at the Man Utd match we follow our Catalan cousins and do the same -

 

Of course we would have to have advise Mssrs Shepherd & Souness what they mean, however I am sure that the message will be pretty clear when there are 10'000 hankies being waived at their general direction - especially if the local & national press are tipped off too, you know how they like a good poke at the toon

 

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