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Magma

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  1. Funnily enough I met this funny fucker.
  2. Magma

    Catmag!

    Happy Birthday and have a wonderful day.
  3. Years back my aunty was on the plane with the whole newcastle team that she got them to autograph a newcastle top for my cousin.
  4. I think I must be alone when I say that Magma is not real. Can't be. No it was at one of those fooball events at the Metro-Arena where retired players went and played in a tornument. Can't think what's it called though.
  5. Ive seen Oba Martins and Shola Ameobi in Eldon Square. And meet a few other footballers can't think of there names though.
  6. Honestly I'm at work. And I ain't playing hard to get
  7. Huckle, you need to grow some balls younging, wanna come on the drink with uncle wacky? What and end up getting raped, no thanks. I don't rape on the first date. Fetch the motor, it will save me paying for taxis. I'm out tonight, the offers there Magma, time to man up. Working sorry.
  8. Huckle, you need to grow some balls younging, wanna come on the drink with uncle wacky? What and end up getting raped, no thanks.
  9. You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma. 20 minute brisk walk for me What did you think I was at the M&S in town? No, the one in the Grainger Market Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam. I doubt it, she works at the Northumberland street branch. I said the Grainger market because I could see you standing folding old women's knickers up all day. no thanks. rather slit my wrists than do that tbh.
  10. You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma. 20 minute brisk walk for me What did you think I was at the M&S in town? No, the one in the Grainger Market Well in that case I musn't know your stepmam.
  11. You at the metro centre M & S? You didn't say, what a numpty you are Magma. 20 minute brisk walk for me What did you think I was at the M&S in town?
  12. Didn't know the released the new GTA. Just watched a trailer on youtube, looks fairly decent, haven't decided to get it or not yet.
  13. I doubt I could work from home. I'd end up getting distracted by going on msn and that.
  14. 20 mins drive to the Metro-Centre from my house.
  15. Hi and welcome to the forum hope you enjoy your time here.
  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5yomwRN-no
  17. What was yours like Magma, less than 16? I wish I was that weight, chinkies every night, to get to a decent size. The best thing for you Magma, and the toon done this with Michael O'Neill, drink loads of Guinness to build you up, it's a nice drink, full of iron and enough calories that even the skinniest cunt would find hard to burn off, you'll have pecks like Ivan Drago before you can say check out boy at Marksies. I was 17.3
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