Davey Dave

"fucking ballsack" made me burst out laughing.

Can i borrow your time machine to put the lottery on please?

Or was that Wimbledon? My memories of mackem history is very hazy.

Something about delayed kick of when they got relegated back with peter Reid. Not sporting but hardly cheating.

Aye I saw that too. Delivered a neat jab to the OP at one point too.

Tbf that's a Newcastle fan pretending to be a mackem. He's had pelters for it before. Check his ava.

The question is: will we boo if we finish 5th?

Delighted with that result. geddin ya fuckaz!!

Vid or stfu. How would a vid prove anything? Could be anyone's exhaust.

Fish is gay?! (everybody dance now! NUH. NUH. NUH-NUH. NUH. NUH...)

Viz's Littlejohn parodies were hilarious, especially when they put his e-mail as 'notgayjustcurious@hotmail.com'

Not the full back you deserve. :batman:

http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/premiership-clubs/newcastle/1996-97-newcastle-match-prepared-l-s-uefa-cup-away-shirt-4-batty.html This brings back memories.

Aren't they normally hinting at what the new NUFC kit will be around this time of the year? I did like it when the official site did the jigsaw tease. If only because I've never seen people go ape so slowly before.

Pfft, You're not a man until you've watched a well-endowed chap do windmills in the shower. Yeah... Watched.

Knew about work permit thing. Didn't think he put pen to paper though. Les hasn't tweeted anything for nearly a year.

Freidel played for us?

Re Speed: Wasn't a fan till Gullit got a hold of him. Then he went from strength to strength. Loved him when he was here.

Summat wrang wi' vaginas? Hurr-murr

Aw they went too bad with some measured and nice answers. Shame. Don't think they know what a trebuchet is though.

Ruel Fox for me. Understandably ousted by Ginola but I liked him a lot.

Can't be worse than the Swansea lot. I'd ask if towels were banned and advertising hoardings bolted down a foot away from the touch line would they be annoyed that's 80% of their game gone? Also something about them cheering throw-ins.

Yeah, because that deserves a headbutt.

What are you, his boyfriend? He's been known for intimidating and attacking players. Surely you've heard the naked headbutt story?

Hate stoke and all they stand for- ugly, functional football masterminded by a bully and a thug. Cunts.