Shane
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9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:
I’m still not over Shane
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Look, the only problem I have is I'm scarred shiteless of that stalking cabbie.
AVOs don't work, I leave the area and he's still sniffing around.
YOU TRY PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH THOSE PIGLIKE EYES STARING AT YOU.
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^ How would you know? Your lot don't play until Monday night.
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Let some geordie lasses get their hooks into him, that'll fatten him up!
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Janmaat unfortunately for him is as much a victim of the useless cunt in front of him. Neither squidward nor Cabella have contributed much in the way of tracking back when playing RM and Sunday was no different, just look at how much room Rose was afforded going forward, not that thread killer, qu'est ce que c'est, would have seen that from the stadium of shite.
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For those into real old school electronica, Medical Records out of the States has re-releases Severed Heads first two recordings on vinyl.
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Being short of cunts is one thing the scousers do not suffer from.
Thankfully every "pool" supporter I know has finally shut their pie hole about how good Brendan Rogers is - they now realise they were a one player team and without horse teeth they are found wanting.
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Liverpool just don't have any bite since Suarez left.
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We all no it's "damp squib" I thought the "damp squid" was an in joke we had with CT.
Know and No
Commonly Confused WordThe verb know means to be aware, to be informed, torecognize, to understand, or to be acquainted with.No (which can function as an adjective, an adverb, oran interjection) means the opposite of yes: not so,not in any degree. No can also be used as anexclamation to give force to a negative statement. See also: Negation.Examples:- Kara didn't know any of the other children in her class.- If you think you know the right answer, raise your hand.- James firmly believes that no good deed goes unpunished.- No, I will not be quiet. -
Damp Squid: The top 10 misquoted phrases in Britain.
British people become tongue-tied over the most simple everyday phrases, with "dampsquib" being the one that most of us get wrong, a survey has shown.Many phrases we use are often misquotes from Shakespeare and other traditional sayings – andpeople do not realise they have made mistakes.Now a new poll has revealed a top ten of the most misquoted phrases in Britain.Top of the league is a "damp squib", a term for failure named after a dud 19th century explosivemining device, which is often mispronounced as "damp squid."Others in the chart include "one fell swoop" which was originally uttered by MacDuff inShakespeare's Macbeth but which is often mistakenly repeated as "one foul swoop".Another favourite is the Shakespearean quote from Merchant of Venice "all that glisters is notgold" which we misquote as "all the glitters is not gold".The misquote is so common it is now even used in the play itself.Others mix up the 19th century nautical term "batten down the hatches", instead saying "battingdown the hatches"The 14th century phrase "On tenter hooks" which derives from a wooden frame that hung wetclothes out to dry is often mistaken as "on tender hooks."The phrase "Find a pin and pick it up," the first line of a poem in "The Real Mother Goose" bookof nursery rhymes is now misquoted as "Find a penny pick it up".The survey of 1,000 people was compiled by hearing aid retailer Amplifon, as part of its"Bringing Sound to Life" campaign aimed at revealing the state of the nation's hearing.Mark Holmes, from the company, said: "Technically these are called malapropisms but we thinkmost people simply mishear them in the first place and repeat their mistake over and over again."For a nation that produced Shakespeare, Wordsworth and Stephen Fry, it seems we Brits aren'tas a literary as we think."The top ten misquotes by British people are as follows:1) A damp squid (a damp squib)2) On tender hooks (on tenter hooks)3) Nip it in the butt (nip it in the bud)4) Champing at the bit (chomping at the bit)5) A mute point (a moot point)6) One foul swoop (one fell swoop)7) All that glitters is not gold (all that glisters is not gold)8) Adverse to (averse to)9) Batting down the hatches (batten down the hatches)10) Find a penny pick it up (find a pin pick it up)How we moderate -
Depressingly, what's Tigana up to since being sacked in China?
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I think he's handled the situation really really well there.
Seriously what was he going to do?
No doubt he's been told he can take it like a man or scream like CT, either way bend over.
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Only a real moron could defend Mike Ashley and it hasn't just happened with bringing another moron like JFK back this week.
http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34100-mike-ashley-football-genius/
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I wonder if he ever asks himself: "What would Benito have done?"
Often but that because people often confuse him with Carbone!
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Not sure.
They have a lot of default templates for that sort of thing but at a guess those have been built based on an After Effects template but modified to suit the production.
http://www.borisfx.com/ also sell software to create similar sort of graphics but are a plugin for specific non linear editing software.
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It's not an editing package, it's an effects package called After Effects, part of the Adobe CS collection.
It creates the graphics using an alpha channel, similar to the old school matte key process and you just lay it over your edited footage which you will have cut up in Premiere, Vegas, Final Cut or another industry standard non linear editing system but not fookin iMovie!
That is or'll.
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Are you getting him mixed up with Tom Cruise?
Not possible, Tom's all about the cock.
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How's she keeping that on?
Everyone knows silicone creates static electricity!
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Shirley?
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Noon last Sunday - Return Of The Living Dead!
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Just post the link to the twitter page and let someone without pig's trotters sort it.
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(And YES, He or this position is my new fixation, Shane took out a restraining order
)Fuck darn straight I did, to be sure.
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50 Shades....
Shane ;-)
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