BallstheCat

You never see Christopher Reeve and Glen Hoddle on the same planet. Just saying #avfc #thfc

An Australian Shakespeare Company is unthinkable? I mean, imagine the confusion?

Looking forward to the end of the month when I can start brushing my teeth again.

Except me

What's the law that says you drop your painkillers on the floor when you've put your back out? I need morphine to be able to wipe my arse...

“Pusherman” by Curtis Mayfield is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/cqClsOaYqS

I met a turkey called Roy Batty today.

hehehe... now THAT'S funny @LostBoyNUFC180 See, @GrantyNUFC knows he's shit. And I know my punctuation...

RT @JohnnyR1Red: Poyet hints at dropping our best player for the good of the team, who on earth could that be, Johnson? #safc

Poor people need to stop complaining about heating ALL their poxy little houses. My wife & I have 6 reception, 10 bed & 5 bathrooms to heat!

.@boggenstrovia Thank you Rob. This is good. I like this http://t.co/6UDjND3SDi

The mistake I made was thinking people were actually bothered enough to listen awhile. Once you’ve gone you’re dead to them. Get used to it

You wouldn’t think I’d vacuumed in here today

For millions of animals, your jolly Christmas celebrations are the source of considerable and unnecessary brutality... RIP #RoytheTurkey

When did that stop? The irony is *coughs* there’s very little reason for my continued existence. I stopped being all that. I stopped being.

RT @JohnnyR1Red: “@martinhardyindy: 'Lee Cattermole: I nearly quit Sunderland over di Canio,' from today's Independent http://t.co/V5QGjwTU…

RT @JohnnyR1Red: “@skytyneandwear: #SAFC midfielder David Vaughan says their squad is too good to go down http://t.co/IIvpFZNzAH” embarrass…

Look #XFactor

Repeat the bit where you were totally out of tune to guarantee exit #XFactor

#nufc making things easy for #safc with injuries and suspensions...

RT @Fretwel: Janan Ganesh. There was a time before #GBBO when this name would not have conjured up images of shiny chocolate cake to me.

RT @danielmaier: COCKS.

RT @brokenbottleboy: Lou Reed dead at 71. Was I the only one who thought he would just stare death out?

I burnt my chicken bastard pie earlier and now I can't find the FUCKING BREAD! Hate it when @Milly_Ratched 'works late' *winks knowingly*

RT @GaspardWinckler: "One chord is fine. Three chords and you're playing jazz."