TheGoslingBeast

Our top quality striker signing sorted then, make way Riviere, Ferreyra, Perez, De Jong, Armstrong the prince of Newcastle is back. Carver has his main tactic sorted, everybody pass to Willo, Willo hoof to Shola, Shola heads it to anyone near the box - instant goal.

Its been a while since we had a new centre half, MYM (who never got the chance) being the only new addition since Mike Williamson. Surely we'll get one this window, or?

For what greater good for the club he says he loves, is Charver doing this? Lying to the fans about injuries to purposely exit the FA cup early, wanting himself as a manager when he obviously must know he is clueless etc. I thought he wanted the best for the club, being a "geordie" and all, obviously not.

Not a chance in hell, they don't even try to make it look realistic anymore, what an absolute scam our club is. Carver is the worst brainwashed Ashley puppet we will ever see manage this club, these injuries comes from his post interview.

Meant to be joke and gallows humour

Isn't Kemen saying he's the new Pogba? In an ideal world we're just selling Sissoko to free up space for Kemen to unfold.

Its ok, we have Ryan Taylor.

Get Temur the fuck in. Would rather want him over half the managers we've been linked with. We need someone to breath passion back into the club.

We may be stronger in the falls, then comes the winters and springs and we are looking weaker than when we were in the Championship.

Escaped the crazy circus in England and landed safe back home in France. A pretty sane man if you ask me.

So rumours he may be off to Manure or Arsenal alrady, its probably up to them if they want him(have space for another number 10 type of guy). Probably sell him for peanuts aswell, Ashley seems happy with just a little profit. Everything straight in his pocket.

Thinking Cabaye is coming back here is deluded. Not even worth a post.

Are you obsessed with trying to get me banned for no reason at all? Save your energy please.

I didn't see much suggesting he was worth even being on the bench. The same goes for Tiote. But I think Dumwick was very much to blame that we lost the game, along with Carver's substitutions which was a pisstake.

Shola is supposed to be a good figure behind the scenes, would perhaps be a decent aquisition for our staff.

The new Paul Pogba, guess we dont need a Sissoko replacement then.

Our midfield would be very thin if Sissoko is to leave early January. Who's our options? Colback, Anita, a Siem De Jong without match fitness, Ryan Taylor can play there, perhaps Jonas, Bigi....doesn't very look good though.

With the flak we are currently taking by the anti-research popular opinion for how we have mistreated Pardew into leaving us after he took us fifth that one season, I can see Carver being our head coach until the smoke has cleared out. However we'll still struggle getting a proper manager before next season, but it would help alot if we reached an European competition and also if Pardew did terrible in his new job. Also sign some new defenders in January to improve our horrible goal difference, so we would look a little bit less hopeless in general.

Not saying it's an absolute, but usually when you agree a future price (and possibly a loan fee), recalling a player never seems to be an option.

It's of course entirely up to Ashley himself, is he willing to change, can he not fuck things up with every person he meets on his way for once, can he prove to people he's become a better human, a better owner, someone you can trust? I seriously doubt it, but this is up to the man himself.

I don't think that deal with Roma has a recall button. I don't think Mbiwa would want to go back looking at the state we're in either.

Sissoko potentially leaving, no. Pay rise, London, old club, feeling appreciated and wanted, expectations matching his mediocre state of managing a football club, yes. In addition Ashley saw the money coming in, and pushed him the unnecessary step further when already well on his way out of the club.

You can say all you want about what negative psychological inflictions our club has had through these years because of Ashley, but that doesn't defend why Pardew sets a decent team up to play shit football every week, knowing well it would cause some absolute record breaking trashings.

I agree there are many possible managers, better than Pardew, who would desire working with the team, even with the current transfer policy. The problem might be as simple as Ashley the person, who seems to be the very definition of a sociopath. The way he negotiate contracts, the terms and conditions he sets up, probably like a criminal. Just in general the way he comes across as human scum, gladly objectifying even his most valuable employees for the tiniest bit of profit. A soulless creature with absolutely no intention of building a decent social relationship. Sorry, my English isn't the best to describe Ashley.

No, I'm.....sadly somebody else.