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So late but muchos happy birthdayness. Sounds like you had a good one

You won't get rid of the flies til the carcass has been removed. I heard of exactly the same situation last week including the fly infestation. They had to get pest control to get rid of the flies and a chimney sweep to clear the chimney.

I'll do it for you! Anyway, you've been out for real drinks - you ARE the clique

North-east.

Okay this has blown my mind a little bit.. Our resident MP Bridget is on Sunday Politics this morning at 11am. One of the other guests is the dad of one of our posters here. I think we should have a guessing game (unless you're in the gang and would instantly know who it was...)

To be fair it sounds more exciting than some of your randomly generated recipes lately

I don't normally contribute to this thread but a friend of mine completed La Marmotte today in 8hr 8mins. It looked absolutely brutal but what a bloody achievement

Borexit?

I genuinely wish I cared. I can't remember the last time I watched England with any passion whatsoever. It feels like a million miles away from the way I feel about Newcastle. I watched the game tonight with absolute apathy and was actually pleased for Iceland because they fucking wanted it. "Our" prancing, preening, overpaid primadonnas should take a lesson from this. The whole of the first half in my house was dominated by a 7-yr old who was thoroughly exasperated by the manager's tactics and how the whole thing could be improved.

Anyone who uses the A1 north at Lobley Hill to get to work - there's a massive sinkhole opened up. Closed at the moment and disruption inevitable for tomorrow's rush hour. Edit: A1 closed until Wednesday http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/latest_news/2016/06/26/important_travel_info_a1_sinkhole/

We could be REALLY lucky and get Jeremy ©Hunt.

Woman's rights Nah, working with bairns. Building a classroom on a school (in a morning before it gets mad hot) then going to a girls home (orphanage) on an afternoon when it's cooler to teach English/do crafts/face painting/ball games/generally having fun etc. I don't really have a fundraising page - I've just been fundraising at work/locally. But we're halfway to raising £6k for the building materials for the classroom. Anything is gratefully recieved via paypal @ http://www.paypal.me/Peru2016 and thanks to a couple of you who have already donated.

In.

The little bastards see me as a gourmet meal. Plus I can do without coming home with the Zica virus. Malaria tablets procured and appointment for Yellow fever vaccination also made. HepA, Typhoid, tetanus, Typhoid and Diptheria vaccinations done. Is it worth it, I ask myself....

Fuck off! That's purely your sick mind!!

I've just bought a 100% Deet mosquito spray for Peru. Apparently it strips paint so fuck knows what it's going to do to my sensitive visage.

I wish I felt the same pride about England as I do about Ireland (north and southern) and Wales. Harsh but true.

No, Andrew. It's you.

Shhhhh....

The bairn asked me what nits were the other day. He's now practically having nightmares about creepies crawling all over him to the point that he'll involuntarily shudder and wail out of the blue when he remembers what they are

You are taught very early on as a student nurse that the Nursing Times is the equivalent of The Sun in nursing journal circles. And ewerk - nice safety wink

You remain as hilarious as (n)ever, Dave.