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I appear to be going on an unexpected trip to Majorca soon. Needs to hurry the fuck up. PS. Hi, sorry to have neglected you..

You're not meant to be perving over the nurses man!! Although I feel like I can't tell you off given the circumstances. Enjoy, and we're all with you

He was on both - I've posted over there too. He was bloody mad and an absolute gentleman.

Sorry to start such a sad thread but it's just to let you all know of the passing of one of our old friends. Many of you will remember Stu (LBW/Lanky/Lankybellwipe) from days of old when he would regularly brighten our day with his madness and I'm posting with the permission of his brother Chris (Happy Face) the news that he passed away yesterday. I'm sure you'll all join with me in sending our love and condolences to all of the family, especially his son Ben. RIP Lanky

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/42718484 Stokes available.

I'm sticking to the dark side..

TMS has been an absolute godsend during nightshift these past couple of weeks and ready to do it all again on Wednesday night. Any ideas when we're likely to get some kind of final decision on the Stokes situation from the CPS?

Between the pair of you, you've claimed I look like Clifford and had a secret tryst with Chegwin at Malamison. I'd stay away from me given they're dropping like flies..

As long as I don't have any days off sick/solve all the problems overnight/tidy up after them/arrive by 7.45pm then I doubt they give a fuck

A week A/L commencing 18th and then I did the night rota for Christmas and New Year. To be fair, the lads wanted new year off so offered to do all the shit Christmas shifts and as I'm fair and accommodating I allowed it.

I'm off work from 16-27 December so I guess you're right there Drink alcohol, we must!

I guess that now it's December I can no longer use the "It's still fucking November" response when I see/hear anything Christmas related. I become more Grinch-like during the 'festive' season as the years pass..

Just heard this. So sad

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Well there's 2hrs 15mins I won't get back. Lovely special effects mind, and the Planet Mul is somewhere I could happily while away my days but the plot is woeful. There's zero chemistry between the lead couple and Delevinge's eyebrows had more charisma than the hormonal teenager that was meant to be the lead man. The 2 saving graces were Ethan Hawke and the cute little chameleon creature who shits out whatever you feed him. I knew there was a reason why I always let the ex take the bairn to sci-fi films...

It'll be like the time my mam eventually bought me a Mr Frosty when I was 27 after denying me one my entire childhood. It was shit