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  1. Holidays 2019

    I appear to be going on an unexpected trip to Majorca soon. Needs to hurry the fuck up. PS. Hi, sorry to have neglected you..
  2. What mood are you in and why?

    You're not meant to be perving over the nurses man!! Although I feel like I can't tell you off given the circumstances. Enjoy, and we're all with you
  3. LBW

    He was on both - I've posted over there too. He was bloody mad and an absolute gentleman.
  4. LBW

    Sorry to start such a sad thread but it's just to let you all know of the passing of one of our old friends. Many of you will remember Stu (LBW/Lanky/Lankybellwipe) from days of old when he would regularly brighten our day with his madness and I'm posting with the permission of his brother Chris (Happy Face) the news that he passed away yesterday. I'm sure you'll all join with me in sending our love and condolences to all of the family, especially his son Ben. RIP Lanky
  5. The Cricket Thread

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/42718484 Stokes available.
  6. TTLight Skin

    I'm sticking to the dark side..
  7. The Cricket Thread

    TMS has been an absolute godsend during nightshift these past couple of weeks and ready to do it all again on Wednesday night. Any ideas when we're likely to get some kind of final decision on the Stokes situation from the CPS?
  8. Yes Gemmill...

    Between the pair of you, you've claimed I look like Clifford and had a secret tryst with Chegwin at Malamison. I'd stay away from me given they're dropping like flies..
  9. Christmas 2017

    As long as I don't have any days off sick/solve all the problems overnight/tidy up after them/arrive by 7.45pm then I doubt they give a fuck
  10. Christmas 2017

    A week A/L commencing 18th and then I did the night rota for Christmas and New Year. To be fair, the lads wanted new year off so offered to do all the shit Christmas shifts and as I'm fair and accommodating I allowed it.
  11. Christmas 2017

    I'm off work from 16-27 December so I guess you're right there Drink alcohol, we must!
  12. Christmas 2017

    I guess that now it's December I can no longer use the "It's still fucking November" response when I see/hear anything Christmas related. I become more Grinch-like during the 'festive' season as the years pass..
  13. Yes Gemmill...

    Just heard this. So sad
  14. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Well there's 2hrs 15mins I won't get back. Lovely special effects mind, and the Planet Mul is somewhere I could happily while away my days but the plot is woeful. There's zero chemistry between the lead couple and Delevinge's eyebrows had more charisma than the hormonal teenager that was meant to be the lead man. The 2 saving graces were Ethan Hawke and the cute little chameleon creature who shits out whatever you feed him. I knew there was a reason why I always let the ex take the bairn to sci-fi films...
  15. I'm thinking of getting a sandwich maker again.

    It'll be like the time my mam eventually bought me a Mr Frosty when I was 27 after denying me one my entire childhood. It was shit

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