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The place is definitely lacking a woman’s touch. I’ll be back with a few scatter cushions and houseplants later.

Now you’re talking!

Aaaaaand it’s like I’ve never been away... Evening Gaz! 😉

Brilliant 😆 Good to know I’ve been missed 😉 Maybe I should pin a list of dates up for the next couple of years to keep you all right.

Good to know nothing has changed 😁

Soooo, what have I missed?

I appear to be going on an unexpected trip to Majorca soon. Needs to hurry the fuck up. PS. Hi, sorry to have neglected you..

You're not meant to be perving over the nurses man!! Although I feel like I can't tell you off given the circumstances. Enjoy, and we're all with you

He was on both - I've posted over there too. He was bloody mad and an absolute gentleman.

Sorry to start such a sad thread but it's just to let you all know of the passing of one of our old friends. Many of you will remember Stu (LBW/Lanky/Lankybellwipe) from days of old when he would regularly brighten our day with his madness and I'm posting with the permission of his brother Chris (Happy Face) the news that he passed away yesterday. I'm sure you'll all join with me in sending our love and condolences to all of the family, especially his son Ben. RIP Lanky

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/42718484 Stokes available.

I'm sticking to the dark side..

TMS has been an absolute godsend during nightshift these past couple of weeks and ready to do it all again on Wednesday night. Any ideas when we're likely to get some kind of final decision on the Stokes situation from the CPS?

Between the pair of you, you've claimed I look like Clifford and had a secret tryst with Chegwin at Malamison. I'd stay away from me given they're dropping like flies..

As long as I don't have any days off sick/solve all the problems overnight/tidy up after them/arrive by 7.45pm then I doubt they give a fuck