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Yous are mean

Is that cos you're driving perchance? And why the hell are you having a carol service in March?

Fixed

What's their new stuff like? And has anyone got tickets to see them at the Academy next month? Meeeeeee! Can't wait! YES WE KNOW!! You may have mentioned it ohhhh..................several million times!!

What's their new stuff like? And has anyone got tickets to see them at the Academy next month? Nah, I tried to get some and was unsuccessful.

Okay, I've got all of Bros' singles on 7" including duplicates of Chocolate Box, Sister, Cat Among the Pigeons/Silent NIght and Madly in Love because they were limited edition fancy picture sleeves etc. As well as all 3 albums. Yes, they had 3. Plus a Best of.......

Hey, Climie Fisher were alright EDIT! I've got 5 Star's Silk and Steel an'all. "Rain or Shine, you'll always beeeeeeee.......!"

Does Vanilla Ice - To The Exreme win?

Don't ever ask me for medical advice again!

Midnight for the next bit, you say? The suspense is fucking killing me.

Fucker

You being a right looker and all that like...

Looks HORRENDOUS! Bed for me I think. Among them is lady of leisure, Lisa Johnson, who has a one-year-old boy called Blue. Retirement has come early for the high maintenance Essex girl thanks to her husband’s hefty bank balance and round the clock help from maid, Lin-Lin. Lin-Lin sees to the less glamorous aspects of motherhood like changing Blue’s nappy and feeding him while 38–year–old Lisa keeps up to speed with her rigourous beauty schedule. I hate her already....

She's got dreadful taste in blokes like... I want to watch Marbella Belles at 10 but I fear I may throw things at the telly...

Erm no it wasn't! You know what I mean

I don't think the words hover or push could be used in a post about Mrs S, maybe ride on? Strap-on?

Cockend scenario - YES! Because the 'some poor twat' who gets smacked for nothing at all deserves someone who saw it happen to have the fucking balls to point out who did it. Do not get me started on this

I'd have grassed him up aswell, if it's any consolation, after what happened to my bro. Back on topic, one of my mates is over from Ireland for a conference and has the dubious pleasure of being taken to Buffalo Joe's tonight by the company

When did it get to be March 20th anyway?! It was only Christmas last week

What time's your AA meeting today? Oh you're a funny bugger! I'm back on the teetotal wisdom teeth antibiotics man. Can't have a drop of alcohol else I'll turn into a werewolf or something.

This is irrationally pissing me off even more today. You just know that the last bit they'll reveal is actually the middle of the shirt. I don't actually give that much of a shit what it looks like. It's just annoying me that they're treating us like 5-year olds.

A most excellent morning for having a drink and crawling into a lurvely warm bed.