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Completely agree. I’m all for the more positive mindset - it’s felt different since Stokes has had the captaincy but aggression shouldn’t equal recklessness and fuck the consequences. In his interview after the loss at Lord’s he was stubbornly refusing to even contemplate that there was any other way to play and I think that needs to be reigned in a bit.

I know you’ve all missed my tales from the world of the NHS so just to ease you into the weekend I’ve spent half the night in an operating theatre with a patient who had necrotising fasciitis of the perineum. Don’t Google unless you have a strong constitution. You’re welcome. Happy weekend 😘

Bazball is going to be completely unsustainable in test cricket over the long term. There are times when what you need is a full day of attritional, dull, defensive knocks. I’m livid that this game was over in 2 days.

It’s what keeps me coming back 😉

You’re a bunch of knobheads 😄

Ubercunt.

I love how I can pop in every few months and absolutely nothing changes 😄

I’ve made 3 posts and have apparently just earned an apprentice badge! Hope I can make it as a regular one day. 😄

I think I’ve become desensitised given how many times I’ve used it over the past couple of years. Thanks for making me feel at home though 😁

Unlike men, if a woman says she’s going to do something you don’t have to remind her every six months! I’ll let you know 😘

It’s more his record number of ducks that bothers me but okay… 😆

Much as it pains me to say it I think Crawley probably needs to be dropped. Just please don’t bring Burns and his hair back in his place..

@Renton - I’m late in reading about your awful situation but a few things stand out for me. Firstly, I’m really proud of you and I know the others on here feel the same. Even in the midst of such a crisis you had the insight to know you had to ask for help and the courage to reach out for it by calling 999. There are many others that wouldn’t do that and haven’t. Secondly, amidst that crisis you were still considering how your family and friends would react to your situation and you were fearful of their reaction. The fact that they were even a consideration shows that you care so much about being the man they want you to be, and that you want to be yourself. This will be what gets you through this. After everything you’ve been through in the last few years it breaks my heart that you found yourself in such a dark place but my god, I know you’ve got what it takes to get through it. Much love and admiration to you x

She’s shit at maths aswell.

She looks absolutely steaming 😁 I reckon Carrie will have a horses head in her bed before the weekend is out.

Bloody hell, have you even left the house? 😆 The bairn hasn’t had it either, although he might have done and I’ve just been one of them nurse mams that tell their kids unless their head is hanging off they’re still going to school.

Langer resigns from the Aussie job. I wonder if Strauss has been on the phone? 😳

So that new baby I had about 5 minutes ago is a teenager next month. That’s weird. Other than that I’ve discovered I’m made of Teflon as I’ve managed to avoid COVID despite being elbows deep in it most nights for the last 2 years.

Has he gone? Thank gawd for that. Bloody Hitler complex, that one 🙄 (Thanks Ant. Enjoy the lowered blood pressure for a while 😘)

Sending love Renton. ❤️

It occurred to me this evening that my traditional posts reminding you boys to adjust your clocks accordingly twice a year (not a euphemism) is becoming redundant in this digital age. However, here I am once again on nightshift doing an extra hour for no money, a victim of my own fuckwittery because I did the rota. If you have an old fashioned alarm clock with bells on top and you wake up at 8am then get yourself another hour, you lucky bastard… (PS. Re: the current state of the hospitals. It’s all going to shit again. Don’t make too many extravagant Christmas party plans) Love you, bye! 😘

You’re forgetting that I know what you look like and even if you legitimately collapsed I’d think you were just being a knob 😁

Apologies! Bloody women spoiling your threads with facts and logic..😊

Totally agree with Ginola’s comments that everyone should know how to do basic CPR and I think it should be taught in schools as young as Primary school age. The chances of anyone having a cardiac arrest within feet of a defib outside of hospital is minimal. Starting CPR buys you time to get one to the scene. To have one there within minutes is literally life saving.

For those of you debating, there was no delay to treatment and the players stopping the match made no difference as CPR was started immediately by fellow fans and one of my colleagues. A defib was there within 4 minutes of stewards alerting the medical team.