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Happy birthdayness Andrew

Get Mrs P to pamper you for a bit

Honestly, I'm meant to be on the sick man! Right, any other symptoms? Shortness of breath? Tingling in your fingers, jaw stiffness, dizziness, nausea?

Indigestion tbh.

Had a bit of surgery yesterday (in my own theatre) and woke up in recovery to be told the surgeon had "nicked" a vein and I'd bled more than they'd hoped (about half a litre) Ideally I should have stayed in but there were no beds so I came home later in the day. On the plus side they'd cracked open the expensive vessel-sealing instruments that they normally reserve for proper emergencies. Perks of the job, I suppose - god bless the NHS

Had another sneezing fit earlier and nearly passed out. Fucking hell

John Torode, odious toad. That's my poem for the day. You're welcome.

One day at a time Stevie. Can't imagine what it's like to have to go through it but there's light at the end of the tunnel.

You can buy a shredder for about a tenner. Any stationary shop/Argos/Staples etc. I just shred my stuff at home.

Yes! Same here and looking forward to the rest of them. Particularly enjoyed the one with Tony Singh this week.

class

Beans on buttered bread with a cherry tomato on top I remember seeing a list of stuff that inmates ordered as their final meals. It's clear they weren't suffering from nerves about the next day! I'm not sure I'd have too much of an appetite.

What would your last meal on death row be? Have to be nil by mouth from midnight and feel like I've just had mine - it was most unsatisfactory. Thinking of stuffing my face with chocolate about 11.45pm.

Amazing

Have you had brain surgery too?

This is a really shit Top Trumps game btw

Hang on Stevie, you're reprimanding ewerk for supposedly having a problem with drink when you posted a photo of yourself, still with your hospital ID band in place, having gone straight to the pub after leaving hospital following brain surgery. Wow

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/feb/27/mitochondrial-transfer-consultation-launched-uk

Seems like there's now a fund been set up for the lass that started the fundraising. Now that is things getting ridiculous.

Ant was right. I'm not being a nosey parker, it was more of a rhetorical question. If I'm honest, your comment came across as a tad ungrateful so I was curious as to what you think you should be getting. I say that as a working, single mother who isn't entitled to a penny from anyone for anything. I've absolutely no doubt that you're going through the worst thing you've ever experienced and I don't begrudge you the help you're getting for a second but that is a huge amount of money.

FFS

Boys are horrible

Not enough for what though? That's more per month than a junior nurse earns.

Perv

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