[Jonas Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor released]

 

Have a representative hop on a plane to Ireland and sit down with both players individually, explain why the decision has been made, offer to help them find a new club if they'd like the assistance, then release a statement from someone at the club not on the playing staff which thanks both players for their service, and wish them well for the future.

 

Tie in the trip with scouting for players/commercial opportunities so it's value for money.

We need The Fish to be our PR man - that's the classy way to do things!

[Jonas Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor released]

They really need the help of a good PR firm because this looks awful. Our name, our great name, dragged through the mud again.

[Politics]

Always a shame to hear stories like this. RIP.

[One of the best things I've seen]

Yes yes trophyshy, thank you!

[One of the best things I've seen]

In essence you've got the Well fans held in after the game, surrounded by stewards, in buoyant mood. Twist and Shout breaks out and to a man, 2000 people are chanting like it's 1999!

 

Well worth a Google - sorry don't know how to sort the link out...

[One of the best things I've seen]

Lol if I find a spare hour or two I might give you the play by play

 

Will have to learn what words like riff and refrain mean first

[One of the best things I've seen]

Love stuff like this - incredible

 

Uh oh won't let me put a YT link it... Anyway, Motherwell fans at Ibrox last week singing Twist and Shout

[Keegan 30/04/14]

I was mega excited for his 2008 return. It ended in a lot of disappointment but I still love the guy. Don't think I'd want to chance it again!

[Will rugby be as popular as football in newcastle?]

Never in a million years. Football mad city and rightfully so.

[McClaren, Laudrup, Carvs, The tea lady?]

 

Stick around and you'll soon get up to speed.

 

You didn't happen to go to uni in Manchester did you?

Heavens no, why?

[What mood are you in and why?]

Uneasy. Lots to do and don't want to do it!

[McClaren, Laudrup, Carvs, The tea lady?]

The league doesn't start until August. Why hire a man now and have to pay him for two months when we have no games? Think about it people.

Took me an extra second to figure the swipe at Big Mike then, I thought you were serious at first! Monday morning...!

[John Carver Football Genius]

Sunday Mirror reporting that Carver will not be considered for the job.

Also, water is wet!