Elba
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The worst centre half in the premier league last season.
The man's a fucking goon. He has a habit of embarassing himself at the worst possible time. Year after year after year
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You'll not catch me offering a handjob for 30p.You already have
Try a pund
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Bad times this morning. The one who offers blowies for 50p (arrange through the smb first, pay your money to the Victory Club doorman on the way in) has been banned.
Imagine he'll turn up here next.
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Absolutely no sign? One transfer window turned us into hard to beat. Looking good pal!
See you in a few year!
Alreet Reiver kidda. Pm me your paypal details and I'll send ower 50p for a fight.
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Why? I'm the 3rd best poster on hereCan you fuck off already?
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They've been tearing each other apart today over the few jeers for Townsend coming on.
Personally I would be disappointed if a rival coming onto the field of play for 10 mins in a warm up didn't get a pantomime jeer or two.
But on rtg they're disgusted with themselves.
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Worked out the secret? Not very secret was itI can't believe he hasn't worked it out yet tbh...
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Are you suggesting that this forum generates facebook hacking / stalking?Keep checking Elba
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About 8 years.
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Haven't had any facebook friend requests yet.
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What facebook thing? Anyone want to be friends?Who does the Facebook thing again?
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I'm single handedly the most traffic on here. Have some respect.
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They're having a few problems today ower there. A couple of posters have suggested the overload of newcastle content is a bit dull.
The fighter (known as Reiver-the-great) has instructed that it must continue because they can't think of owt else to talk about.
Anyone who disagrees with this directive has been instructed to put 50p in the box at the Victory Club and say it to his face.
He's also said the price is going up to 70p next year for any mackems wanting to fight him and his son.
The lad reckons he used to be do 'protection' for the rich and famous. He was outed as a supermarket security guard recently. Similar field I suppose.
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You're right like. At the minute they have a love in with a Swindon fan and a West Brom fan.
Any mackem who makes a joke at club x's expense gets jumped on and told it's not acceptable because they have a special bond with club x.
They tried it with a Leicester fan, but he was quality and ripped the piss out of them on a daily basis. The site admin couldn't cope so they banned him.
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There's no football content. Just mag thread after thread
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I used to have half an ounce of time for Norwich; and Delia was a canny owld stick for a celeb fan, but fuck me Ed Balls and Steven Fry destroying their credibility.Ed Balls can fuck right off
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Who is the Famous Fish? Is he the same Fish as the one caning the mackems on their own board at the minute?
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Should never have extended the internet into Sunderland. This was always going to happen. Fighting themselves for 50p a turn.
I don't even post on there but it's hilarious watching them.
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I am the mackem slayer. This board has a thread about the SMB forum. I merely furnish you with some facts about it for your entertainment
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I can't tell you that as I'm deep undercover. Plain clothes in fact. Though the Mag they're blaming as being me isn't me. He's simply collateral damage - sorry goes out to 'the fish', you're just a casualty of warWhat's your user on there?
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They tend to immediately ban anyone who embarasses/exposes/laughs at those at the top of the hierarchy of posters.
Some are exempt. One long established member has a long history of drunkenly posting pictures of his penis to anyone he thinks is female. He's just tolerated though, he's never been banned for it, its just 'his way'
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I've been lurking on their forum for years. For all it was red and white, it used to be moderately amusing with some half decent football content.
Since this Reiver parody act started with his ensemble gang of half-wits, it's reverted to type and is now as you would expect - obsessed with Mags, mags are everywhere you see; and mags are even worse than Muslims for those on the SMB.
Its now dominated by the in-breds with a veiled threat of violence and offensive bigotted content. At times you have to look hard to see it, as 90% of the content is banal anti-mag chit chat but its there and decent people with an interest in football have been driven off their boards;
Those who run the site and moderate the content have no interest in addressing the issues because they proclaim that the forum polices itself - it doesn't - it's mob rule and any mackem with a sense of moral fibre is hounded off or invited to the Victory Club for a pre match 'hiding' off the Reiver-diva and his extended family.
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Whilst failing to see the irony of being a self-styled "internet hard man".Nah he just invites people to 'say that to my face' every week
Recent Mackem Message Board highlights:
- A proud Neo-nazi poster, who does little to hide his views, prominently calling Andros Townsend "the chimp". This was after the board's admin had failed to act on his penchant for racist, sexist and homophobic lectures
- A member who is the self styled 'professional mackem' who fails to see the irony of boasting about seeing various Darras Hall based NUFC players in and around Ponteland.
- hundreds of mackems in meltdown over a female member posting a picture of her (fully clothed) chest.
- "Keith" the Moderator getting in a massive huff about the latest plane fly-by collection because he hadnt organised it. Because he had organised the last one he was in a jealous strop because a newcomer had stolen his thunder.
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Stevies a thespian now man.
That Reiver prick is just an OAP with attitude. He'd shit himself if anyone who can handle themselves turned up.
The Mackems love him though. There's a couple of Sunderland boilers on there who follow him around.
Mackem lasses love a bigoted owld cunt it seems.
mackem messageboard gold
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They've had an admonishment. The owner of readytogo.net has put a sticky up saying he won't tolerate mackem-on-mackem abuse.