Tdansmith

Q. How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Ha ha!! Screw!

...and Leicester

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-68501921 Brighton fans stabbed ☹️

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam. Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

6 now for Arsenal 😂

5 now 😂

4 now after 25m

I found a wallet today with a wad of cash inside, so being the good Christian that I am, I thought “What would Jesus do?” So I did the right thing and turned it into wine.

Artemis ? Also by Andy Weir

It's on Sky Movies Sci-Fi this thursday 800pm I've got Now TV for a month and it's on the movies part basically any movie on Sky is on that to watch anytime you want. You can also buy it off Amazon prime for £3.99

Interstellar (2014) I'm watching this again. I love this film. But I still don't understand it 😂 Next time I watch it, I'm going to watch it soba .

I must admit, I was disappointed he didn't pinch the corner flag and wave it around like crazy 😂

Bayern Munich getting beat 1-0 !

Aye, that's fair enough. But I doubt they'd be top if they had all their injuries earlier on in the season.

But the BBC reckon Liverpool are suffering the most from injuries, while sitting top and winning the league cup

But we are deluded Mags marra😂

I must admit my heart missed a beat when I seen the thread bumped, I just hope it wasn't the intention of Nefilim to do that. Terrible wumming if it was.

Robin: Batman, the Batmobile won’t start! Batman: Have you checked the Battery? Robin: What’s a tery?

Try holding your groin.😂

Jammy Chelsea twats

Happy with that line up.