Tdansmith

some strange people around where i live, i just put some rubbish in the bin outside and they're giving me a round of applause

Anyone remember this day from 1988 beating Luton 4-0 A hatrick by Michael O'Neil, a superb Gazza and "Kenny Kenny sit on the ball" taking the piss as Luton had done against us earlier in the season.

Went to the supermarket this morning and watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero. I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.

Dunno what he done wrong, driver seat to the boot is well in the two meter rule.

I see the horrible FCB has put all non playing staff on furlough leave to qualify for the governments job retention scheme. Andy Carroll will no doubt qualify for that as well.

A friend of mine went into hospital yesterday with corona-virus they put him on one of the new Dyson ventilators last night and today he is really picking up very well

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That Discomfort You’re Feeling Is Grief For those who are feeling like i'm feeling. I read this and found it very helpful https://hbr.org/2020/03/that-discomfort-youre-feeling-is-grief?utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=facebookinstagram&utm_campaign=contentmarketing&hideIntromercial=true

Alan Shoulder article..much better than my crap joke https://blythspirit.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/the-alan-shoulder-story/

Jobsworth's still out there https://www.mylondon.news/news/north-london-news/police-officer-slammed-reprimanding-bakery-17997904?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&fbclid=IwAR3yC0WcfilejV-VzV8O3Czpasw7cgpmwT0e3MMN96hqFzZKcA_YbsawPdo

Remember the good old days when you'd cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.