Tdansmith

FUCK SAKE !!!! You made me do this..

Give that man the "best made up story about the Mag's" award right now 😁

Congratulations to Anthony Gordon on his new double ventriloquism act.

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry. He comes across a pub called ‘George and the Dragon’. Although it’s late and the pub is closed, he knocks on the door. The innkeeper’s wife sticks her head out a window. “Could I have some food?”, he asks. The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, “No!” “Any chance of a pint of ale then?” “No!”, she says again. “Could I at least sleep in your barn?” “No!” By this time, she was clearly getting very annoyed. The down and out says, “Okay then might I please…?” “What now?”, the woman interrupts impatiently. “… might I please have a word with George?”

Aye, watched it last night. It was outstanding.

Drops us down to 8th for the time being.

4-1 spurs now.

You know your lucks in when that happens.

3-1 spurs as west ham collapse.

Spurs go 2-1 up

Rayne Woney's Plymouth 2-0 down and down to ten men at bottom of the league Cardiff. 😂 Sacked by christmas ?

opps...i thought it was him 😳