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Tdansmith last won the day on March 30

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  1. Coronavirus

    some strange people around where i live, i just put some rubbish in the bin outside and they're giving me a round of applause
  2. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Anyone remember this day from 1988 beating Luton 4-0 A hatrick by Michael O'Neil, a superb Gazza and "Kenny Kenny sit on the ball" taking the piss as Luton had done against us earlier in the season.
  3. Coronavirus

  4. Coronavirus

    Went to the supermarket this morning and watched a guy purchase a piñata, some paella and a sombrero. I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.
  5. Coronavirus

    Dunno what he done wrong, driver seat to the boot is well in the two meter rule.
  6. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I see the horrible FCB has put all non playing staff on furlough leave to qualify for the governments job retention scheme. Andy Carroll will no doubt qualify for that as well.
  7. Coronavirus

    A friend of mine went into hospital yesterday with corona-virus they put him on one of the new Dyson ventilators last night and today he is really picking up very well
  8. Coronavirus

    That Discomfort You’re Feeling Is Grief For those who are feeling like i'm feeling. I read this and found it very helpful https://hbr.org/2020/03/that-discomfort-youre-feeling-is-grief?utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=facebookinstagram&utm_campaign=contentmarketing&hideIntromercial=true
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  10. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Alan Shoulder article..much better than my crap joke https://blythspirit.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/the-alan-shoulder-story/
  11. Coronavirus

    Jobsworth's still out there https://www.mylondon.news/news/north-london-news/police-officer-slammed-reprimanding-bakery-17997904?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&fbclid=IwAR3yC0WcfilejV-VzV8O3Czpasw7cgpmwT0e3MMN96hqFzZKcA_YbsawPdo
  12. Coronavirus

    Remember the good old days when you'd cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.

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