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I never wanted him in in the first place. But I was prepared to give him time etc etc.

Goes into a trance-like state in the office before blurting it out in tongues at the top of his voice tbh. Luckily his line manager has just qualified as a shamen through Learn Direct.

Bruce, O'Leary, Venebles - FACTUALITY 84309[/snapback] Jesus Wept. 84315[/snapback] Jesus died on the cross so he wouldn't have to watch this Newcastle side. FACTICIOUS! 84318[/snapback] Cursing himself for the ressurection having to sit thru this shower of shite tbh.

Bruce, O'Leary, Venebles - FACTUALITY 84309[/snapback] Jesus Wept.

I'll have you know I'm a proper head board breaker! Was riding a lass last night, from Heaton, had a water bed, must be the only lass in Heaton with a water bed like. Said her bloke was a fetish freak and he like the sound of the waves it made as it reminded him of his childhood floating down the Tyne in his "Moses" basket! 84212[/snapback] If it's the same lass I'm thinking about she doesn't need a water bed to make the sound of waves in the scratcher 84215[/snapback] Aye, she prefers it in the back door to the front cos the front is like a hippo's yawn. 84290[/snapback] Obviously I've been there if the front entrance was a bit slack for you, water tight for me tbh That remnds me, when your lass has the bairn is there any chance of slippig the Doctor a £20 spot to have a couple of extra stitches put in, just the last time i was doing her it felt like a well used bowling shoe without the insole. 84308[/snapback] It's you thats been masturbating in the shoes at MegaBowl then is it?

Things are 20 times better than they were before Shepherd and the Halls mate. Before 1992 Jim Smith was our 8th EIGHTH choice of manager in 1988, even fuckwits such as Souness wouldn't have looked at us, all we were was a stepping stone for managers AND players, even Geordies. 84151[/snapback] That my friend is very true, but as i only started supporting the Toon since Ossie was in charge as i was only bout 7 at the time i can't really state that, but when you look back it's clearly alot better with the club nearly going bust n such and it must have been shocking having to see the likes of Pedro, Waddle, Gazza all going onto pastures new 84194[/snapback] that is true mate, and if you look at that and around at other chairman at other clubs we could do a lot lot worse than Shepherd in spite of his faults, for a start not many people would be prepared to put up the amount of money it would take to buy out Shepherd without wanting a say in the club and they couldn't do better regarding backing managers with cash, an area where Shepherd has excelled in. He has only appointed one manager that supporters generally weren't happy with, and even then some backed him as we have seen on this message board. 84304[/snapback] .....couldnt resist! Basically the cash should have been made available whoever was in charge cos it's been there to dole out. Some Chairmen might not have but that doesnt make FF God Almighty for having actually done it. Re everything else, he's a PR disaster who brings the club into disrepute and brings standards down generally. He makes us look like a laughing stock with his soundbites and undermines the managers that he does bring in in the process. He's weak in all the areas where you need a chairman to be strong.

Things are 20 times better than they were before Shepherd and the Halls mate. Before 1992 Jim Smith was our 8th EIGHTH choice of manager in 1988, even fuckwits such as Souness wouldn't have looked at us, all we were was a stepping stone for managers AND players, even Geordies. 84151[/snapback] Exactly - a club that had Gascoigne, Beardsley, etc etc and STILL couldn't hold on to people or win owt.................................... 84295[/snapback] ......Chris Waddle, Tony Cunningham....

"Course, Charlie Babbit broke the pool table. Broke the pool table. Charlie Babbit. I need clean underwear." 84297[/snapback]

Gemmill and me outside the Trent. Man Utd game.

I don't think he does. However, my interpretation of matters is even more grim (for a change ), I think he's paralysed with fear because he knows were fucked financially. He is going to want a buyer to get him out of this mess I reckon. 84254[/snapback] Paralysed with fear. I can just see him sat at the head of the board table with Douglas Hall snapping his fingers in front of his face, and waving his hands past his eyes, as Freddy sits rigid with a thousand-yard stare. You are the KING of melodrama, Renton. 84259[/snapback] A bit melodramatically put maybe, but what I meant was he doesn't know what to do and can't act through indecision. A rabbit staring at an approaching car's headlights strikes me as a fair metaphor. 84268[/snapback] Unfortunately as with everything else Gemmill took it literally. Pure Aspergers syndrome. 84270[/snapback] Common in accountants apparently. 84272[/snapback] They dont call him "Ginger Rain Man" for nowt. 84274[/snapback] They don't call me it AT ALL, mongboy! 84287[/snapback] Not when Jeopardy's on anyway.

Not the cleverest move in the world, was it? He's handled it quite well considering (like not getting his family too involved in the whole "look how much of a unit we are, now smile for the cameras darling" media circus), but christ knows what he was thinking letting himself get into that kind of situation in the first place. They overcharged him, too. 84279[/snapback] Given the circumstances, I reckon he must have actually wanted to be outed like. Sad when it comes about like that though instead of with a bit of courage and dignity. Agree with the aftermath though-A David Mellor posing-at-the-gate-clutching-jaded-wife would have been a bit tacky. I mean, It's been done before dahhhhling!

...er ok Mr Straight!.... 84220[/snapback] lol ur so ghey ...or suchlike. 84273[/snapback] On a related note though, what the fuck was Mark oaten thinking.......? 84275[/snapback] 'I want cock' most likely. 84277[/snapback] You cock end! I dont mean about being gay and indulging that, I mean about going for the leadership with that story (3 way prostitute rent boy sex) bubbling under just below the surface!

...er ok Mr Straight!.... 84220[/snapback] lol ur so ghey ...or suchlike. 84273[/snapback] On a related note though, what the fuck was Mark oaten thinking.......?

I don't think he does. However, my interpretation of matters is even more grim (for a change ), I think he's paralysed with fear because he knows were fucked financially. He is going to want a buyer to get him out of this mess I reckon. 84254[/snapback] Paralysed with fear. I can just see him sat at the head of the board table with Douglas Hall snapping his fingers in front of his face, and waving his hands past his eyes, as Freddy sits rigid with a thousand-yard stare. You are the KING of melodrama, Renton. 84259[/snapback] A bit melodramatically put maybe, but what I meant was he doesn't know what to do and can't act through indecision. A rabbit staring at an approaching car's headlights strikes me as a fair metaphor. 84268[/snapback] Unfortunately as with everything else Gemmill took it literally. Pure Aspergers syndrome. 84270[/snapback] Common in accountants apparently. 84272[/snapback] They dont call him "Ginger Rain Man" for nowt.

I don't think he does. However, my interpretation of matters is even more grim (for a change ), I think he's paralysed with fear because he knows were fucked financially. He is going to want a buyer to get him out of this mess I reckon. 84254[/snapback] Paralysed with fear. I can just see him sat at the head of the board table with Douglas Hall snapping his fingers in front of his face, and waving his hands past his eyes, as Freddy sits rigid with a thousand-yard stare. You are the KING of melodrama, Renton. 84259[/snapback] A bit melodramatically put maybe, but what I meant was he doesn't know what to do and can't act through indecision. A rabbit staring at an approaching car's headlights strikes me as a fair metaphor. 84268[/snapback] Unfortunately as with everything else Gemmill took it literally. Pure Aspergers syndrome.

Probably Wacky's best post ever. Ten Story Love Song. 84249[/snapback] Good album like, nowt could have lived up to hype/expectation really. 84255[/snapback] True. I spose I was more taken aback by Wacky having some decent taste like. 84263[/snapback] I spied the greatest hits of Micheal Bolton in his collection the other day so he's still got trouble tbh. 84264[/snapback] Power ballads and power mullets. The last refuge of a tormented dwarf. Musical equivalent of a penis extension tbh.

14 to 15 year old girls, sounds like heaven! 84199[/snapback] SMO.......what IS your enduring fascination with lop-sided knockers? (avatar) 84252[/snapback] I like to infuriate picky, fussy bastards like yourself, sue me! Tbh no knockers are exactly symetrical are they. And wor lasses are no different, I tried to gether to let me take a naked shot but she wasn't having any of it. 84262[/snapback] It's more evident the bigger they are I spose so I'll reluctantly concede that you're probably 'well catered for' in that department.

Probably Wacky's best post ever. Ten Story Love Song. 84249[/snapback] Good album like, nowt could have lived up to hype/expectation really. 84255[/snapback] True. I spose I was more taken aback by Wacky having some decent taste like.

GERLD!

14 to 15 year old girls, sounds like heaven! 84199[/snapback] SMO.......what IS your enduring fascination with lop-sided knockers? (avatar)

Probably Wacky's best post ever. Ten Story Love Song.

If you 'ignore' someone does that mean you cant see their posts? Thought it just blocked PM'S?????? Or have I been quadruple whooshed here?

Re the current problems: Fred's a gobshite and he reckons he's bigger and more important than the club. Simple really. Re the fact we havent won owt for forty years...Could be here all day.

"Get the guitar. Probably write a song about this one day..." AF man.... FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!