manc-mag

Is he for real? He's fucking modelled himself on him! 54432[/snapback] How did you nick that photo? The site said no to me basically. 54444[/snapback] 'Computer says no!'

Nice pseudonym there. How much did you get for your story? 54430[/snapback] As soon as I saw you replying I fucking knew. Mon. 54433[/snapback] Fish in a barrell, 'Stephen', fish in a barrell 54435[/snapback] WTF is a 'barrell' 54437[/snapback] Jamaican slang probably. 54439[/snapback] Arsewipe!

Nice pseudonym there. How much did you get for your story? 54430[/snapback] As soon as I saw you replying I fucking knew. Mon. 54433[/snapback] Fish in a barrell, 'Stephen', fish in a barrell 54435[/snapback] WTF is a 'barrell' 54437[/snapback] Pseudonym for a barrel.

Nice pseudonym there. How much did you get for your story? 54430[/snapback] As soon as I saw you replying I fucking knew. Mon. 54433[/snapback] Fish in a barrell, 'Stephen', fish in a barrell

Nice pseudonym there. How much did you get for your story?

To borrow a quote from Father Ted: 'Don't get me started on the Greeks. They invented gayness!'

At last......someone who uses that phrase corectly! 54350[/snapback] Well, each to their own I suppose 54351[/snapback] dickhead!

At last......someone who uses that phrase corectly!

Is the hump an STI?

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like??? 54323[/snapback] You forgot to put the 'padded' in front of bra and the 'natural' in front of blonde As for the dancing that was only a small glimpse of what I'm capable of, at least I'm still mobile which is more than can be said for you nowadays 54327[/snapback] Mobile? I'm playing football 3 times a week son with 3 screws in my knee. What exercise are you getting? Pulling yourself doesn't count. 54331[/snapback] He runs a mile every time his missus whips her norks out.

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'. 54309[/snapback] Harsh but true 54312[/snapback] Hold on a second, Peasepud has seen wor lass and has congratulated me on my ability to pull such a stunner, a blonde stunner too, ginger is your forte son. As for tit size, I've just purchased a nice 34D bra and knicker set for wor lasses birthday. As I recall your bird wouldn't fill that cup! Neither would her mate, whose tits and minge i've seen as Wacky often distributes his pictures of these wild nights in. Was there a few weeks ago and Wacky got up and danced, if that's what passes for dancing these days like??? 54323[/snapback] If Peasepud hasnt tried copping off with your lass though then you should actually be worried. If he restricted himself to a mere 'compliment' then theres summat very wrong in the state of Denmark.

Dissin' me roots an culcha?

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh! 54314[/snapback] A white manc with dreads, fisrt class cunt by the sounds of it LOL I bet you smoked the occasional cone as well, Jah Rastafari 54318[/snapback] Who said I was white like?

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently. 54308[/snapback] We didn't all go through an African phase, Soul Man. The less said about your dreads the better. The fact that the highlights were an improvement on them says it all tbh! 54314[/snapback] 'Phase'........'PHASE???' When you live in the ghetto, it's in the blood, you rhaaastclaaaart.

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used. 54302[/snapback] That daft cunt know's fuck all, he's like a mushroom, just keep him in the dark and feed him with shit and he's happy. He's just bitter because I'm dealing with 36d's and all he's got is some psycho ginger bird with a stuffed training bra to fondle. 54306[/snapback] To be fair you didnt have to develop that insult beyong 'ginger'.

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] It's the dance that (usually black) women do to ragga. I thought everyone knew that 54307[/snapback] Everyone apart from Newcastle's answer to Shabba Ranks, apparently.

I'm not even gonna ask what a bogle is. Don't turn around! 54304[/snapback] What Ian Wright used to do when he scored a goal. Welcome to 1995 my friend.

Can I just also add, the rank hypocrisy of this thread will be lost on anyone who hasnt seen Gemmill bogle to Aswad.

Have to agree about the birds loving it. Don't know about nowadays but back in the day when i was hitting the Ritzy regular on a Friday night if you wanted bush you had to be getting your groove on - fact. Sometimes shake my stuff in the house on a Friday night if I'm pissed and high as a kite and it usually results in wor lass and her mate getting their tits out at some point so i must be doing something right. 54297[/snapback] You'd want those kept firmly under wraps if SO is to be believed. 'Spaniels ears' was the exact phrase he used.

Could be anyone that, tbh.

Sounds good to me. Seen the the 'proper' roses at Sheffield before they split, the business BONGO! 54192[/snapback] Saw TCSR in Manchester at the Academy a couple of years back they weren't bad at all. Although the singer is Scottish and has a crap Manc accent. 54200[/snapback] Thats that fucked then, a jock pretending to be a Manc, whatever next? 54202[/snapback] That's nowt man! You should hear manc-mag trying to be a Geordie/Welshman/Northern Irishman*. They all kind of merge into one disturbing noise of indistinguisable origin. * Delete as appropriate depending on severity of drunkenness or proximity to Cardiff at the time..... 54204[/snapback] At least the origin is distinguishable in your case. Ie right out of your arse!

Not quite. It was a privilige for Alans dad to bash sheet metal for 15 hours a day, not a pressure. Then he'd go home and his fatha would beat him. Again, if he was lucky. 53959[/snapback] Yeah, but Nobby's dad used to work 18 hours a day in a taxi to feed six kids in a corrupt and bankrupt country then go home and get a beating off his Pa - if he was lucky. Then, as a second job he used to to out and clean the road with his tongue 54173[/snapback] At least Nobby's dad lived in a corrupt and bankrupt country. When Big Al's dad was working, folk were so poor they had to eat dirt to survive, with the result being that England disappeared into the sea.

The phone for people with more money than sense. 54132[/snapback] You're not wrong mate, Wacky's got no money and even less sense! 54133[/snapback] Bollocks, took delivery today, it's a fucking beauty. You know i always get what i want when it comes to posession's, one way or another 54138[/snapback] That's the Walker way isn't it. You're on a par with refugees. 54141[/snapback] tbh

First team to beat Bayern Munich at the Olympic Stadium in a European match iirc. 53999[/snapback] That Goss lad scored a couple of screamers that season iirc including against Bayern, only to disappear up his own arse.

So there we have Alex, Gemmill and Manc-Mac. But there is neither a fat ginger nor a bald chimp. 53975[/snapback] 53988[/snapback] Fuck me gently! Gemmill actually has a jacket like that one in the bottom pic an arl!