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Dick Emre

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  1. Robbie bloody Williams. His mass appeal is something i just can't understand. He only has two types of songs (both shite). Type 1, the smug "i'm great, look at me, love me!!!" sort, and type 2, the "poor me, my life is hard, feel sorry for me" ditties.

     

    They all sound the same, and they are all complete and utter shite. As is the man himself :stars:

  2. A new Manager or the arrival of Michael Owen would only be like putting a sticking plaster over a festering sore. This club is rotten to the core - a whole barrel of bad apples, not just the odd one or two that have already been discarded.

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    They're not wrong like :D

  3. Of course, I can just imagine the reaction if this deal goes tits up. Maybe they should have kept quiet until Owen himself has said yay or nay, rather than his club saying a deal has been agreed......

  4. Ketsbaia Rips Into Rangers

    Wed 24 Aug, 9:09 AM

     

    Anorthosis Famagusta player-coach Temuri Ketsbaia has hit out at Rangers, claiming the side is not worth the money it cost to put together.

     

    The former Newcastle midfielder is furious Ibrox stars Fernando Ricksen accused his side of play-acting after the first leg of their Champions League showdown in Nicosia.

     

    But Ketsbaia came out with all guns blazing by ridiculing Alex McLeish's big-money players - and questioning the early red-card incident which tarnished Saturday's Old Firm derby.

     

    Responding to Ricksen's remarks, the Georgian said: "The biggest cheating in football is that Rangers cost more than £37million and our team cost 1.5 million euros (just over £1million).

     

    "This is the biggest cheating I know and the truth is I don't see such a big difference between us.

     

    "I don't think Rangers are 40 times better than us. So this is the biggest cheating in football.

     

    "If you're asking me about cheating I would say what about the sending-off of the Celtic player on Saturday?

     

    "I didn't know such things happened in Scottish football - but we have seen this with our own eyes in the last week.

     

    "After that it was easy for them to get the win. After 23 minutes the match was finished.

     

    "Then you look back to our game against them in Cyprus. Look at the fouls they made against us that night. They should have had one or two players sent off."

     

    Good to see the loon hasn't calmed down in his twilight years :wink2:

  5. Does he shout "AH-HAAAAAAAA!!" at the moment of climax I wonder?  :razz:

     

    Actually, that's not a nice thought - I don't wonder at all.  :blink:

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    More likely he shouts "Back of the Net", and I dread to think where the "Smell my cheese" line would come in :nufc:

  6. There's a certain toilet on a certain floor in there that used to always have a fresh turd on the floor of one of the cubicles every day. I often wondered why the fuck anyone would do this.

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    Ah, the classic way of deflecting the (rightful) blame from oneself by questioning the motive behind said act. Excellent! :blink:

  7. I guess a lot of people are still away on their holidays and the like, but the amount of guys i know who have been going to games for donkeys years and are seriously thinking about jacking it in is worrying :blink:

  8. Stanley was sacked from his fivelive commentary job after being found in a car park having one off the wrist whilt watching a couple rutting in their car. Allegedly.

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    Nowt alledged about Stan the Mans involvement in said pastime, the dirty sod was caught bang to rights! :blink:

  9. C in Physics

    D in Maths

    C in Business

    D in Media

    U in Citizenship

     

    I should come out with an A in Physics C in Maths and a B in Business.

     

    Not gutted, not chuffed.

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    What's all that about then? How to be a worthy member of society or something? :blink:

  10. this is only from another report but apprently the surveillance werent armed  so had to call in armed police who didnt reach the station till he was already underground, they had no contact with the surveillance team.  however they had been instruced to not let him board a train, so the descison to shoot wasnt taken by a senior officer

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    Surely that in itself was a major fuck up.

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    Not really - if they are undercover they could only carry handguns - which are useless in a serious firefight - and you'd probably notice if your milkman had a Heckler & KocK SMG slung over his shoulder - there anyway - it would be different in Brixton of course

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    Hehe, you said cock! :D

     

    :D

  11. I normally just stick the music channels on.

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    I was flicking around the music channels the other day, and MTV actually were actually showing a music video. I was shocked :D

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