Marvellous Marvin Magler
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My good buddy Snakehips (arguably the greatest poster this board has ever known) told me about this thread.
Sooo, with a heavy heart, I bid you farwell. You can delete this account. I'm fucked if I know how to do it myself!
Goodbye my friends, it's hard to die
Whilst all the birds are singing in the sky....
...We had joy, we had fun we had sunlun on the run. But the joy did not last cos the bastards ran too fast!
Adios
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Ironing board. Chess board. Blackboard. Am I allowed to say that last one?
There are some fine people on here. And some not so fine. Clever people. Witty people. Nice people. Not so nice people. From all walks of life. And for the disabled amongst us, all wheelchairs of life. Or motor scooters of life.
I am likee this board
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What a lousy article by 'Louse' Taylor. Complete re-hash of stuff she's read on message boards. A "source" said
FFS. Abysmal journalism.Methinks someone will pop up and buy the club this week - right out of left field. No Moat, no 'South African consortium', no Sheard, just someone out of the blue.
Look, some folk on here know me, and know I work a lot in India. Some people I know over here have been insistent that Anil Ambani is ready to make a bid. I told them (on numerous occasions) to stop trying to wind me up, but they keep coming back with the same story. Just saying, like.
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I see Alex is winding up. Time for me to do one. No doubt Snakehips will be around soon anarl
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It might be because I wasn't in the 'core' of 20 long-termers on here and dared to have an opinion on something that this 'core' didn't agree with. Great way to encourage a 'budding' online community, lads. That'll be why despite their prison-like rule enforcement, N-O gets so many more members.
or perhaps, and I know im going out on a limb here, its because when anyone disagrees with you you become an abusive spastic rather than holding a reasoned discussion
afterall I'm not one of this core and I'm doing just fine thanks
Just hold on there a minute, mister. I wouldn't be too sure if I were you. Let's just say I've heard things.
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It might be because I wasn't in the 'core' of 20 long-termers on here and dared to have an opinion on something that this 'core' didn't agree with. Great way to encourage a 'budding' online community, lads. That'll be why despite their prison-like rule enforcement, N-O gets so many more members.
Ahhh, the old 'clique' argument. Good strategy. No doubt they're whispering about you on the secret forum as I type
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Hova, why do you care?
especially given that you clearly haven't been banned?
I clearly have. Because when in the miserable group, the website doesn't load. I've already explained this in the thread. Weren't you a mod?
Sorry like, I'm confused and a bit thick.
If you're banned and the site doesn't load, how are you posting ?
Because I made a new account...
which clearly isn't banned or having problems loading- so what's the problem? BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE HOVA FFS. JESUS!. I mean, oh, fuck it.....
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I'd just like to interject for one second, if I may, and say that is highly impressive of you there, Parky. To take a random handful of popcorn, chuck them nonchalantly towards your mouth and not drop one is exceedingly good. Well done, sir!!
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Christmas Tree is starting to sound like FOP
explain yourself little one.
Mentally ill!
Aren't we all.
Some more than others but you're out of your tree as far as this takeover thing is concerned.
A tree within a tree. Tree....is a magic number.
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Hova, why do you care?
especially given that you clearly haven't been banned?
I clearly have. Because when in the miserable group, the website doesn't load. I've already explained this in the thread. Weren't you a mod?
He was, but only for a brief period in our history. He was sacked for having cold fingers and a cold heart.
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So someone's cock has been accepted by someone's face, correct? Now we're getting to my kind of story
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tbf we throw two huge parties each year at our place, and invariably invite the local community but they tend to go away for the weekend.
Is it Pamas Grass you grow in the front garden to signify swingers in residence?
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The mod responsible should come to the fore and give his/her reasoned arguments for the ban.
(to be totally honest, I don't really know if he has been banned. I'm really confused by the terminology
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can I have a badge Parky ??
Badges will be available from the tuck shop in due course.
Am I the only one who went 'tooot tooot', in time with the tugs on the whistle, when seeing that last emoticon ??
Anyway, I propose Snakehips for mod. All in favour, say Aye. After all, I have a parker, a scooter, a zoot suit jacket (with side vents 5" long) and I have the attention span of a gnat, so a hell of a lot of 'baaad shit' will slip through the net allowing one and all a more 'illuminating' message board.
The best suggestion of this whole sorry, most lamentable, episode.
Aye.
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Fuckin hell what a shithole. Well it isn't even that, it's just grey, everything is grey, grey hooses, grey buildings, grey skies, grey cars, grey faces, everything is grey. More importantly though, the people, the accent is disgusting and the people so insular, the meetings we had dear me, one bloke said he wouldn't have any blacks working for him, and another said he wouldn't want anyone from Glasgow working for them because earlier in his career a bloke from Glasgow threatened to knee cap him for paying him off, aye like that represents a whole city. The cunt was sat in his Pringle jumper, fuckin pringle for work, and hes a director. We were in Paisley and Glasgow the day before, Paisley's a shithole, but the people were absolutely brilliant as opposed to Aberdeen, full of boring, retentive, arms folded, miserable cunts. I wouldn't go back there for anything other than business or football. Sneaked on to the pitch at Pittoddrie between meetings, did the same at Ibrox the day before. I was playing shadow football, it's an awesome feeling being out there like on the pitch. Another thing about Aberdeen, or to be fair Peterhead where we stayed the night, 12 midnight and it's still fuckin light, I woke up at 2am for a piss and it was startin to get light again! What a set of insular cunts though.
Aberdeen. The Granite City. Not my favourite place, but it has had its moments.
As for Peterheed (known as 'blutoon' for some reason) . Jeezus, of all the places to stay! Peterheed, twinned with sunlun and Kabul.
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Apparently he was taking a huge fit when the paramedics first arrived on the scene.
His convulsions were so bad it prompted one paramedic to say, "I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control his feet."
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Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only The Piano Player, is an Elton John album from the 70's.
Anyway, I heard he's actually on a £2.5 million bonus if he keeps us up.
I heard, from a reliable source, he's actually on £3 million bonus if he avoids relegation, and is getting two boxes of Viagara a week to help keep us up.
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According to an LA reporter who is usually pretty careful about what she publishes, the Galaxy and NUFC have been in talks. She suggests that it had something to do with Babayaro, but I don't know if that's just her trying to figure out something that they were talking about, because the odds of Beckman coming over are slim to none.
Anyways, interesting to know that there were actual talks. Allegedly.
www.sidelineviews.blogspot.com
If 'Beckman' is coming over to UK then he will be going to sunlun. They have a history of going to the Americas and signing the wrong fuckin' player
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Surely children don't post on here, I hope not!
If there is, take no notice of me kids I'm on medication but everything I say and call the poster J69 is true
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Nice wabs, shame about her dish.
Jings, you divvent want much!! She's luverly
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Actually still online till saturday then it's goodbye to my right arm
for about 10 days...gutted i Robot.
Snakey says that maybe his nephew has been posting in his name, like.
Tbf though going by Snakey's age, Marvelous Marv could be more of the age of a grand bairn than a nephew.
hushyobigmout!
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So if you come on here confessing you've been feeling up 9 year old girls, we aren't to call the authorities? I'll tell him that!
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Actually still online till saturday then it's goodbye to my right arm for about 10 days...gutted
i Robot.
Snakey says that maybe his nephew has been posting in his name, like.
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Wondering if any of these cleaners give 'extras'? A polished knob or a blow job now and again might be worth an extra fiver methinks