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Posts posted by Sargey

  1. How do you make a young girl cry twice?

    Wipe your bloody cock on her teddybear


    What do you call a Welshman with a sheep over both shoulders?

    A Pimp.


    What do you call a sheep with a runny nose?



    Whats the best thing about an eight year old girl?

    Turn her round shes an eight year old boy.


    Whats dangerous and eats nuts?



    Whats the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?

    Nothing, every cunts got one.


    How do you get a gay, to fuck a women?

    Shit in her cunt.



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