Optimistic Nut

They are great teams, Celtic and Rangers, because they have both won 50-odd titles Sorry, just basing that on fact that Celtic look average and Hearts are making a few decent buys.

Might be worth a few quid on Hearts finishing 2nd next season.

I'm sticking with the stunning Melissa Theuriau.

SloughSmog = One of the younger lads on here who wasn't interested in post count one little bit.

Hearts = Born near the stadium so always followed their fortunes. St-Etienne = Officially the best supporters in the world. Went to one of their matches in April and it was the best atmosphere I've ever experienced.

khay is a monkey?

Guivarc'hA69 = Spanish Guivarc'h obsessive with a knack of producing great wallpapers.

MackemBird = He am sarcastic. GG-SAFC = Inverness Caley nut who makes frequent raids to the Stadium of Light from the Scottish Borders.

DaneRug = Scandinavian superfan who arranges 5-a-side competitions.

Mackemgirlo = Shaven-headed Mackem lass.

What did Lassie say to Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? Woof woof.

Once we get to 10, we should sticky the "Ten Toontastic Commandments".

Can I please be the first to mention the 5 Commandments of Toontastic. 1) Thou shalt remember that Vitor Baia doth wear number 99. 2) Thou shalt not forget that Hugo Viana is a defensive-midfielder. 3) Thou shalt be aware that Gaizka Mendieta is, indeed, a Champions League winner. 4) Thou shalt know the Falklands War took place at the end of the 1970s. 5) Thou shalt be made aware that there's is a weekly Press Conference every Friday at 3.30pm. Any I've missed out?

Good work! This is more like it.