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I dont know about anybody else but as soon as I see a full song my interest dissappears and i scroll down to look for a couple of lines or a verse to read. Thats much more intereseting to me, whether I think they are good crap or indifferent. So in the spirit of keeping it brief...... I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf Who looks so sick in the sun I'm the white man in the Palais Just lookin' for fun

Two scotch eggs and a banana milk, always my favourite hangover cure

Well so far this year Ive given up drinking, weed and illegal stimulants - I might as well add Big Brother to the list. I do think it is fantastic television a lot of the time though, but now that I spend all my time in the clutches of online poker I just cant afford the time.

My biggest worry is Freddie seeing Roeder as first team coach in the continental stylee with himself as the Overlord controlling transfers. Admittedly I have no evidence at all for this, but he does seem fond of the dramatic gesture like the Geordie Galactico Owen. I tend to try and keep hoping for the best when it comes to Newcastle, so I am encouraged by the lack of want away talk from the players, that Shay has signed a new contract, and the obvious improvement in atmosphere around the club. Roeder seems very intelligent and knowlegable about the game, and hopefully will prove to be good technically, something we have never really had enough of. He seems fairly media friendly, but hasnt really faced too much crap yet- that probably wont be long coming. Its hard to have much preconceived idea of how its likely to go, which should keep it interesting if nothing else. I think its a shame Shearer wont be more involved, not a popular view on here I know, but they seem a natural partnership to me, and if Shearer is to stay involved much easier this way than looming over any future incoming manager. Anyway, Newcastle are such a bloody infuriating enigma would anybody actually be that surprised if this seemingly unlikely appointment proved a success.

Strolls into work claiming to have been "Visiting a client"

Lyrics threads-where the horror of copy and paste can be fully revealed

Lass at university thought that was 'mash a beetroot in your head' 136154[/snapback] Oooh thats hot!

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed A litle bit of Morrissey to celebrate someone just ringing me up and offering me a free ticket to see the great man on Friday. Hurrah!!

One of the ironies of the Bellamy situation is that it has appeared to have made him grow up a bit. Shame he didnt before he left

I am exactly the correct weight for my height, if I was ten foot fuckin six

Does this mean he is looking forward to some action in the ring?

Out of a sense of duty, and expecting a pretty lame and embaressing event I watched on ITV4 last night. Well what a magnificent send off. The scarf waving looked absolutely superb, and your non geordie commentators esp. Graham Taylor were gobsmacked. Well done us

The police report is in from the Marriot. They found sour grapes and hard cheese I'll get my coat

I like to think I am down with the kids, but I havent even heard of this boy band Testimonial my arse. Are they any good?

I for one salute our new archetypal geordie overlords

Absolutely....until that's been addressed, we'll never attract a "big name" manager IMO. 134327[/snapback] I am a bit embaressed to admit it but if I am perfectly honest I think the Shearer thing might actually work

I am quite happy, I think he has earned himself a shot and I do like the bloke. That grin he gave at the final whistle quite melted my heart. I am really quite intrigued to see how next season goes. I was only half joking about Shearer aswell, at least if he jumped on board now we can get it out of the way.

All we need now is Shearer to be confirmed as his number 2 and the good times will be just round the corner

So does Roeder now have to join the LMA? Paying his yearly subscription will stick in his craw

I remember listening to the sports bulletin again and again. "Today Newcastle United broke the World transfer record......... Absolutely incredible considering them days out a Exeter Southend et al just a couple of years before. I still cant quite beleive it- I just googled it on the horrible off-chance I had misremembered the world record bit

So our company in one of its attempts to gain credibility and press coverage arranged a vist from the Minister of Works an Pensions last year. Unfortunately for me my area is where his constituency is based, and our office is in a pretty cool old building which would look good for the press photos. So it fell to me to do the meet and greet and a little presentation about the company. All the great and good of the company where in attendance and the esteemed Chairman was giving me chapter and verse about being enthusiastic and informative, "make sure you mention the big clients" etc. Just as I was about to start my boss leaned over and whispered - careful you dont want to sound like Brent, and then stared at me smirking for the next fifteen minutes, as I jargon spoke rubbish like a bastard. Horrible. Mind you I did get a picture of me with a Labour Minister-one for my Mothers wall that one

As I said at the time, and now I think everyone will agree with me, if Shepherd had had any sense whatsoever he would have refused to sell Bellamy when Souness wanted him out. Souness would have walked on a point of principal, saving a shit load of compensation and a year of shit football Bellamy would still be in Black and White where he belongs, and Shearer would have had a chance at the silver we all crave. Thats what a good chairman would have done

We want ten

Me. Shearer in his last derby too. And a penalty an'all - as if to reinforce their bitter "Ere man how many of his goals have been penalteyyyyys??" patter. 122356[/snapback] A couple of dodgy mackem sendings off and we are set