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  1. Coronavirus

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52051655 Excellent news. Seven minutes from my front door
  2. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that
  3. Politics

    Come back to me with that enthusiasm when you are fifty fucking eight.
  4. Politics

    I've gone into every election in my lifetime full of hope, and Blair aside it's been a catalogue of dispair. Politics and Ashley has broken me this year
  5. Politics

    I don't wish to piss on the slight optimistic parade going on, but you all underestimate the craven stupidity of the average voter. The worst possible outcome is what we will get
  6. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    I'm going to be genuinely disappointed if it isn't Pardew tbh
  7. Politics

    Christ on a bike, what a bunch of cunts
  8. The Cycling Thread

    At least he's just won the Vuelta http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/chris-froome-stands-to-be-declared-winner-of-2011-vuelta-a-espana/
  9. Precedent Trump

    He's going to kill a lot more with his environmental policies than his foreign policy. As for his tariffs, hasn't he just signed a trade deal with Mexico and Canada. And this is the bloke Brexiteers think is going to give us a great trade deal after Brexit
  10. United v Soton

    Micheal Owen is a cunt.
  11. Yes Gemmill...

    Tommy Smith's house used to be on my paper round. He answered the door pissed one xmas eve and gave me ten pound tip, which was a jaw dropping amount to me in those days. Kenny Dalgish house was next door. He gave me nowt the tight cunt
  12. Europe --- In or Out

    For me the only way Corbyn can possibly redeem his pathetic performance over Brexit is to get PV included as part of the deal. I've never missed a vote in any election since I was 18, nearly forty years worth and I have voted straight Labour every time. If Corbyn enables Brexit without a PV that's me done until he has gone.
  13. Yes Gemmill...

    RIP Big Fella https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/nov/27/spongebob-squarepants-creator-stephen-hillenburg-dies-57
  14. Other Games 18/19

    A thicket of Christmas Trees
  15. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

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