The Fish

how much is Xbox live a month?

planning on being in the Bahamas between July 15th and late August, if the planned 5-a-side is outside that, then probably be up for it yeah.

that'll be a real magic trick, Watch an entire season disappear without a trace

says the only man on the planet that has to stand on tip-toes to kiss his Ewok bride

lives with Mr Spoon on Button Moon, a Project on the sout side of town

will fly you to the moon and back

never heard of it... couldn't sound like a more gay food stuff though. same bracket as fairy cakes, french fancies and croque monsieur tbpf

never been close to 16 stone... well apart from at the last piss up, when I stood near you. Scot mag took ages to recognise me because he's such a dwarf he was trying to identify me from my shoe laces alone. can't believe I'm justifying this but I was wearing a a big black donkey jacket last time, which adds to my size considerably. I'm not skinny, but 16 stone? you're having a giraffe sunshine. I think we can agree that neither of us are as fat as Renton..

is tantalisingly close to euphoria

we fucked up ages ago and will pay for it beyond a time I can imagine. best thing for us to do is to sever all ties with the area. No aid, no trade, not a cursory glance. they don't want interference, well, that's fine, but they may not enjoy the benefits of friends in the west either. they don't want heathen pluralism, fine, but then they may not enjoy the benefits of a free market either. sever the ties, eat into our strategic oil reserves for a few years, but essentially... fuck em. sick of being made to feel guilty for the sins of our grandfathers fathers. Their political system is stil inerxorably linked to stagnant religious doctrine and as such has NO place in the global community. So .... Fuck em. I awiat the wailing gnashing indignation of the sandalistas with joyful abandon.

I don't know about the others but I'm guppy to stop carping on about fish. I thin we're Marl in agreement that this has gone on too long. whale just have to wait sushi if everybody else stops aswell

yet you'll buy a similar no marks DVD??? you're as bad as the people who phone into "I used to be a celebrity get me a second chance"

where's that "Nail on head" smiley?

and ???? where are you going ??? 134179[/snapback] To a new forum. He says he's going to take this one down. So in the very unlikely event that it does happen, where shall we go? 134182[/snapback] N-O 134200[/snapback] NO -

I've haddock bout enough of this polava, pack it in the lot of you!

HOW??? Who from??? holy smokes

Aye but you're a student man, anything over 10st is classed as overweight - at 13½st you're morbidly obese! 134192[/snapback] Mature student gives me many exemptions. best of both worlds, no-one expects me to be responsible, and no one expects me to be alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. and while Gemmil might throw fat jibes my way let facts back me up, he's fatter than me and not much taller... I'm a lazy student.... whats his excuse?

I'm more into petite girls, the kind you can balance on the end of your cock and spin em around. brunettes more than blondes I like girls who have stunning eyes or a particularly impressive face... not really into the barbie pretty. above all if I'm going to go for the return leg they've got to be able to have a conversation with me on a subject that in no way relates to a Z-list celeb, a soap opera or how they "got soooo wasted last night that they puked in their purse" if they can't manage that I'm going to have to move house as I'm running out of room under the patio

3 mins 28.

allude... fuck.

... that you want to fuck a dolphin.. am I the only one who thinks this a little odd?

Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. 134035[/snapback] .. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even.

your sig tbh

flies in the face of danger, making danger swat and squirm like a man with a butterfly in his diving helmet

fucker. seriosuly I''m bang on 6' and the last time you saw me I think I was pretty well wrapped up to be fair. lost weight since then anyway