The Fish

Torpor, numbnuts. I'm trying to organise everything as soon as possible, so I'm not stressing about anything around that time. Or the amount of things I'm stressing about is reduced, at least. I'd prefer not to be going at all. I've even said the parents could come here for Christmas, but apparently that's never going to happen. Fucking families, man.

Got 2 minutes into that before the blokes voice put me into torpor. Seinfeld has since walked back that "extreme left" comment, by the way. Jerry Seinfeld Regrets Saying the Extreme Left Was Ruining Comedy

Kind of related to this thread, if anyone's ever passing through Nottingham they should swing by here; Best Indian Street Food in Nottingham | Bombay Delicatessen Went to Brecon a couple of weekends ago, and a mate brought a feast from here for one of the nights down there. Everything was dead simple to bring up to temperature and tasted like it'd just been cooked fresh. Big tick from me. ✅

No drive at all, but unfortunately that menu is way too adventurous for some of the family. Put it this way, a Margherita Pizza is too "spicy" for one of the sisters.

Oh don't fret, this is a patented "Fish planning way WAY ahead" kind of thing. We've been guilted into spending time up north for the Festive Gooch and there's no way I'm leaving the planning to them lot, no FUCKING way. Booked a cottage near Alnwick we can stay in, sorting somewhere we can go for food, and looking at stuff that my kids will enjoy too.

Not in the slightest,

Need a good recommendation that meets various (and sometimes contradictory) requirements; 1. Got to be pretty close to Seaton Sluice (15-20 minute drive max) 2. Got to have a menu that is both good quality, without being too "artsy fartsy" 3. Got to be able to have tables where a couple of bigger people can comfortably sit. 4. Not a fish restaurant. If you can argue amongst yourselves until there's a top 5 to choose from, that'd be great.

Grealish isn't famous for his graft, is he?

We're going to go big this summer Mark my words.

According to my mate, Chelsea have been poor lately. Only won 4 from 14 and they've come against teams 16th and below. Get on a run and we could make PSG our little bitch boys again

Cheers. Fucking got me bawling again. Honestly, my boy wasn't that bothered about watching but came in with 5 minutes to go. And when the Chiesa goal went in I was tempted to evict the fucking jinx. Bloody hell lads. We've won a fucking trophy. An actual proper trophy. At Wembley. Against Liverpool. Who we've not beat in a decade. Who are the presumptive PL champions. With the presumptive player of the season on their side. I was not confident at all. Everything seemed to stack up against us. Losing key players to injury, facing an opponent who'd be a bogey team if they were worse than they are, and all that. But we were fucking immense. Every single man in black and white was imperious. We didn't sneak a win, or grind one out. We battered the best team in the land. Salah was anonymous. Their much lauded midfield was porous. And the best CB in the league was so shit scared of Isak, van Dijk spent most of the game marking Murphy instead. Fuck me. Much love lads, much love.

2-0 to the Scouse