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The Fish last won the day on August 3 2019

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    Pimms Drinking Sh!thouse
  • Birthday 05/07/1981

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    Back home, they've been thinking about me

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  1. Valentino Lazaro

    Born with two silver plums in his mouth.
  2. Bruce's Numbskulls V Oxfords Graduates

    First time I've been actually excited about a match day in ages, inexplicably. Shit match. 2-0 win. 1 O.G. and a penalty. ASM gets injured. Bentaleb to get a red.
  3. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Sure, you can avoid the obvious if you want, but it just makes you look at best ornery, at worst stupid.
  4. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Not the same chart, but to give a comparison 18/19 vs 19/20 so far
  5. Matt Ritchie

    He might be limited, but his effort and PASHUN more than makes up for it.
  6. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    We should be rock bottom on 15pts, were it not for huge slices of luck up front and at the back.
  7. mackem messageboard gold

    No idea. Probably has a lot to do with having shit players and a shit manager? They're properly fucked now. It's more than likely they're not getting promoted, which means a 3rd season in the 3rd tier of English football. They are a League One club now. Not just a "big club" passing through. Gone are the parachute payments, gone are the players who could return big money, gone is the interest from investors (£10m loan is a joke).
  8. mackem messageboard gold

    I'm thoroughly enjoying their troubles. I don't want any club to go bust, but a spell in League 2, or the Vanarama Conference would be fucking hilarious. The way they're twisting themselves in knots about our season is fascinating. They're attempting to get the ideas that the team is shit but under performing, the new manager was shit but is the reason for our lofty position, the old manager is chequebook manager despite getting fuck all backing, the owner is mint, all to work together with the results being better than expected. If I was a mackem I'd be having a got at the dwindling attendances, the piss poor performances of the strikers, bemoaning Newcastle's luck and leaving it at that. Nice, safe and easy to argue.
  9. General Random Conversation..

    No worries, I'm saving that for the follow up when someone disagrees with me. That's where I have a got at scousers, the irish, homosexuals and call them ugly, boring and unfunny.
  10. General Random Conversation..

    80% of people from Fenham are boring ugly cunts and even they'll tell you he's the Geordiest Geordie that ever Geordied. (just in case you were missing him)
  11. Yes Gemmill...

    No, he's pining for the Fjords
  12. Recommend me something to watch!

    There's some great things on Netflix. You have Amazon Prime too?
  13. First game advice

    I'd echo Monkey Fist, plus the walk from Panis to St James' should get her excited for the match as there'll be a sea of people heading that way.
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    12th in League 1. Is this another weekend where they end up in their club's lowest ever position?

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