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The Fish last won the day on August 3 2019

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  • Birthday 05/07/1981

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  1. Other games 2019/2020

    Avian anal beads, or 'Cloaca Clackers'
  2. Isn't the broadcast deal up for tender soon?
  3. Dear Newcastle

    Watford have just never bothered me one way or the other. They're as inoffensive as a margherita pizza.
  4. The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread

    That's not true. He's managed 6 seasons where he's played >20 games and in only half of those has he scored more than 10 goals. Fine to sign him as a back up, but when you consider the money he'd cost, and the question marks over his injury record, and the goal return, we're better off spending elsewhere.
  5. Dear Newcastle

    Really? Why?
  6. Dear Newcastle

    I don't think too mache of Dougle.
  7. Dear Newcastle

    The worrying thing for me is that, for you, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
  8. Dear Newcastle

    Whatever else happens, we can always rely on MF to romaine the same.
  9. Good grief, did Lee Ryder pen that?
  10. The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread

    Bit generous that. Ings has had a good season, but he's 28 at the end of the month and his average goal return across his 11 seasons is 6. He's a 1 in 3 striker. Better than what we've got, sure, but we should be going for better than Danny Ings.
  11. Newcastle lift the 2020/21 FA Cup to complete a domestic cup double and the the city is a bacchanalian orgy of excess, all bar poor old trooper, kicking stones and sullenly muttering about how the takeover took ages.
  12. The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread

    Ings? Jesus.
  13. Dear Newcastle

    Dream scenario would need Bournemouth to get 5-6 points to overturn the 4pt gap on West Ham, sending them and Villa down. But to be honest, I can only see Bournemouth getting max 4pts before the end of the season. Of the two, I'm not sure who I'd prefer to go, West Ham or Villa. West Ham would be as funny as Villa would be satisfying.
  14. No doubt in my mind that they expected the piracy issue to be an obstacle, they may have underestimated it's scale, but any half-decent counsel would surely have flagged it as an issue that would need attention.
  15. Excel People

    A stitch in time and all that mate. If you've a dataset with a large number of variables, Excel will let you down. You end up needing multiple tables and possibly Macros. You're right that a database would be better, but if you've Access you could knock something useful up pretty quick. Table with all the Product, Table with all components, Table with stocks. If you've got a stack of products, each from a multitude of components then there's just too many variables. I caveat all of this by admitting that I'm a moron.

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