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The Fish last won the day on August 3

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  • Birthday 05/07/1981

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    Back home, they've been thinking about me

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  1. New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday

    Still a better football chant than the OP
  2. What mood are you in and why?

    Aye, Mrs Fish is still struggling. Just getting a 10lb baby into the carseat (+ however much that weighs)and into the car is a killer when I'm not around. We'd just leave it the car, but we've a mate who did that overnight and someone stole the car, had a joyride, set it on fire and nicked all the baby stuff was nicked or ruined and not covered by the insurance. So of course that's put the fear in her hormone addled mind that it's guaranteed to happen to us. Had to laugh when, just hours after the little fella was born, wife exhausted and post major-abdominal surgery the midwife came round to talk about contraception... I reckon that screaming monster in the cot is mood killer enough
  3. What mood are you in and why?

    Joking aside, I've no idea how single mums do this. Especially if they've needed a c-section.
  4. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Given our current situation, I suppose it kind of makes sense, no fee, modest wages for an experienced Premier League striker. There's no way it should have happened though, if we'd kept Benitez the window would have looked very different imo.
  5. Season Predictions 19/20

  6. What mood are you in and why?

    Could be worse, there's a South African princess-typefrom the Antenatal group who insists she and her husband do everything together. She doesn't put their kid down either, so he's getting fuck all sleep, then going to work, going home for lunch etc. She's a fucking nightmare .
  7. What the asscrack are you two on aboot?
  8. What mood are you in and why?

    Her rules.
  9. What mood are you in and why?

    Worked out a pattern, so I have him from 20:00 to midnight, then fuck off to the spare room for 5-6 hours sleep before going to work. Feel bad for Mrs Fish last night because he slept peacefully for most of my shit, woke up angry about five past midnight, strained, had a massive shit and apparently have been fussy all morning
  10. What mood are you in and why?

    I assume it's ok, I doubt I'll ever be allowed near it again.
  11. What mood are you in and why?

    Knackered. Son was born June 27th. Mrs Fish had 28hrs labour before ending up with a c-section because little man was in the wrong position and wasn't so little. Born at 01:57 am, weighing a hefty 10lbs (4.5kg). All fine and dandy, however the hospital boots people out at midnight, so we finally get down to the ward at about 4, and the midwife immediately tells me I have to leave. Normal birth that might not have been a problem, but Mrs Fish had been in hospital since 8am Monday, had been nil-by-mouth since tuesday night and hadn't slept properly in days. She could barely sit up, let alone pick up the chunky little bugger. Other parents from the Antenatal group said the partners were allowed to stay overnight in the other hospital we were considering. Anyway, he's mint, got the first couple of proper smiles last night.
  12. What are you drinking?

    Cheers, Had less time to spend on here due to work, and the arrival of a little Fish on June 27th
  13. What are you drinking?

    Good to see somethings don't change. Northern Monk is really good, for what it's worth and the venue was amazing. We paid to hire the place for the Saturday evening, but anything we spent at the bar was deducted from the total.
  14. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Agree to disagree, I don't rate him that highly as a ball carrying CB, but what the fuck do I know?
  15. What are you drinking?

    Nice one. The epic bantz is in effect.

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