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The Fish last won the day on April 20

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    Pimms Drinking Sh!thouse
  • Birthday 05/07/1981

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    Back home, they've been thinking about me

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  1. Politics

    Wasn't that after Corden had been acting the cunt, y'know, for his entire career? All the stories I've heard about Corden make him sound like a twat, who's only nice to celeb-mates, or if the cameras are rolling. Patrick Stewart comes across a bit smug at times, but he's a nonagenarian and not many 60yr olds are chilled out.
  2. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Given nobody's buying it, given nobody's wound up by it, and given it's not funny, when is t00nraider going to drop the act?
  3. Holidays 2018

    Weather is supposed to be 24 and sunny. Think we've got stuff planned for most days, so we'll not be doing loads of sight seeing, I reckon. I don't make friends on holiday as a rule. I think we've got a good deal on our hotel www.lapirogue.com/en but obviously we'll not get the full picture until we're there. Stick your negativity up your shit pipe
  4. Terrorism

    Lack of replies shows how shit a terrorist this bellend was.
  5. Holidays 2018

    Anyone been to Mauritius before? Yes this is an unsubtle way of saying I'm off to Mauritius.
  6. Recommend me something to watch!

    Got an episode or two in then realised it is total shite.
  7. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Kind of true for facebook too, as soon as they opened it up to everyone, it became instantly shit. Because people are shit.
  8. What mood are you in and why?

    What show did you put on? Basically I want to know if a lass got her chebs out?
  9. General Random Conversation..

    Is this not a leaf on the same branch as the tv shows having a climatologist who's studied climate science for years, dedicated their career to the investigation of the planet's climate, who's literally written the book on climate change, and then some home-schooled, howl at the moon, youtube conspiracy nut climate change denier, y'know, for balance?
  10. Rafael's asian assault on Spurs

    I'm usually up for imtercourse but I'm off out to Cumbria soon. Crack on with the studious lad, it'll baffle the luvvies who'll expect you to be a massive racist, y'know, because you look like Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bronson.
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I know fuck all about PR, but surely the goal would have been to obfuscate any dissent under a sea of "news". Leak a rumour that the club has bid for an exciting player. Leak a rumour that Ashley's been in London to meet with people re: a potential take over. This statement was totally pointless as well, the excitement of the new season and a good performance against Spurs would pour cold water on the protests. Have the joint statement in your back pocket in the protests happen, write them as if it's from Benitez and Lascelles, not Charnley.
  12. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Aye, that's the thing for me. Our starting 11 is a little better, and we finished 10th last season because of Benitez, and the first team core. A core that are all still there. Kenedy and Dubravka for a whole season is good news, Rondon looks like an improvement on Gayle and Joselu. After them Ki, Schar, Fernandez, are all replacing squad players and Muto is an unknown, but surely one for the first team squad? Because of all that, we should still be a decent Premier League outfit, so I don't think we'll be relegated. Huddersfield, Cardiff and 1 from Southampton, Bournemouth, Watford, Burnley, Brighton will be in danger of the drop this year I reckon. I'm excited to see Kenedy, curious about Muto and Schar. But every positive pre-season emotion is ruined by that shiftless fat cunt.
  13. Rafael's asian assault on Spurs

    2-0 for Spurs, Kane to break his August hoodoo with a brace.
  14. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    With the letter to parliament and this letter, Keith Bishop is showing why he's such a big name in PR.
  15. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Surely just a mackem on the wind up?

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