The Fish

fucking hell DT you take longer to belt out a post than... well SMO

My money is on Smo

so who do we reckon, SMO? Wacky? J69?

His other hand is counting out all the £50s and knocking one off over the pictures of naked 16 yr olds he uses.

pud. Get your cam set, the get some photos up and running man.

nobody else think that this lass is just some random who posted a pic of herself on the net that this bloke has downloaded onto his phone?

two things,1. You guys are missing a trick, why not meet up pretending to be coppers, and say you'll turn a blind eye for a 20% cut each. Otherwise you'll use phone records, cctv surveillance and even suggest that you are sure you could persuade your superiors that this is a way of funding a Paedophile ring. nice way to earn a bob or two from stupid pervy fucks second thing... if J69 is coming to Leeds I might fancy a night out meself. Give him a "proper" reception.

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To be honest mate I'd start by thinking that basically if she is that comfortable with him, then there isn't a fucking hope that she wants to knob him, so she isn't the problem. Then start twitching randomly through the day... swearing at randoms and jerking spasmodically. I totally understand not trusting him however. I'd probably try and orgainse a big nights out, load of your mates, load of hers, make sure he's invited. Quietly and subtly tell him that you find it a bit weird that he seems to put a lot of effort into a friendship that is already strong, instead of getting himself a girl. Finally cave his head in with an ashtray and blame it on Tourettes.

left a note in the Daily Star for you tbh

I've learnt that a certain dwarven ex postie is utterly incapable of silence. oh and alex never has anything new and original to say (the balding old wankshaft)

I just do it to impress you tbh *swoon* 114426[/snapback] I fucking knew it!

Was in Jesmond Tesco the other week, fuck me, that place is full of wankers (yes Geordiefish, that's student I'm referring to ). Anyway, this one proper yah lass was talking about double the necessary volume on her mobile when she turned around and said to her mate "Facking hell! They've ran out of polenta!" FFS! 110912[/snapback] ...cock off you old bastid although to be fair I've been known to buy the odd jar of Pesto... and maybe some proper cheese from the market, instead of the vacuum packed crap from the supermarkets.. .. buying meat from a proper butchers is still ok though right?... or is this another social faux pas like perhaps saying faux pas?

alex hates; students, fat people, fat students, bald people, bald fat people, bald fat students, people from others places in the country, HTT, most musicians, most films, most books, most people..... The list goes on. I might recommend "Is it just me or is Everything Shit?" for a decent read.... but I think he'd hate that too. Girls are very good at pretending to like football, just to stay popular with boys. Every last one of you is perverted. tbh is the most used phrase in the english language. tbh. It's more likely Bellamy is forgiven by some on here than anyone that rhymes anything ever tha majority of users are gay, but sheild their sexuality behind the thin veil of homophobia that you have to finish every sentence with a smiley even if you're talking aloud

Pervs the lot of you. also.. what kind of desperate bint must she be if she's passing out notes in a bloody tabloid? surely you should have checked to see if there were notes in the Times... at least THAT bird would have had a bit of class about her

... Quoi?

Lost2 West Wing (not as good as the previous series, I can see why they ended it after this one finished, but styill good enough to watch) Daily show with John Stewart Top Gear Planet Earth Smallville series 5 don't need Sky for any of the those, Freeview works fine, as does my broadband.

still pissed about every war we've ended them their asses in.

but Jason Isaacs says the only way to stop a meteor is to drill into it and explode it from the middle with a nuke.....

quite the diplomat is wor Jacky Chiraccy. really has a fly in his ointment about us English types hasn't he?

one of the few albums that I've actually paid money for recently. that and Pet Sounds.

more likely to get hit by a meteor than die in a plane tbh. Is there not also a theory that life on this planet was actually kick started by a meteor impact that kicked various proteins and minerals into the air when it struck the ground?

who rents a room based on the decor? surely it's value for money you look for? and in your case Mancy, proximity to a rasta-bar...

just like the song is all... cynical bastards.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of Thunder. One of the four beasts sang, Come and see! And I saw. And behold! A white horse. There's a man goin round, takin names. And he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden letter reaching down. When the man comes around.... And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked and behold! A pale horse. And the man that sat upon him was Death. And Hell followed with him.