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The Fish

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  1. there are few things that can rival my current size, but Gemmil's ego is right up there challenging with the best tectonic plates around.
  2. don't mind the old man Lou, he's just bitter that the joi de vivre has been extinguished form his life
  3. it was out the door long before now sweetheart.
  4. The Fish

    Pubs

    oooooOOoOooOOooh get you
  5. it's not that his arse is big, it's just everything else looks smaller in comparison. even me
  6. Gemmil..... fucking ginger robot tbh
  7. I've a 34 waist and should get down to a 32 if I don't want to look like I'm carrying a Manatee in a Papoose when wearing shorts
  8. I'll have you know I'm currently doing pressups with a Honda Prelude on my back
  9. student from 22 to 32 HA, I win haway that was easy,
  10. noI'm guessing Renton you were 18 when you were a student, and if you ask Catmag, I was thin when I was younger. but a 24yr old living the Student lifestyle has to run the risk of putting on a couple of pounds. and DotBum, that's not me, that's the shine from alex's head
  11. The Fish

    Pubs

    you tell yourself that?? self deprecation is wasted in this forum tbh oh and to AF there I fear
  12. listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out. I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper and I was still carrying some holiday weight... and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison! ... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!
  13. The Fish

    Pubs

    Hey, I'm thin! Unlike you 75390[/snapback] Like Shite.
  14. wel... i don't quite know what to say ...
  15. The Fish

    Pubs

    did you shake your belly like a bowl full of jelly?
  16. The Fish

    Pubs

    alex... you got a new job? I guess the whole "Dress up as Santa and sit in Shopping Malls touching kiddies" was a seasonal gig wasn't it?
  17. The Fish

    Pubs

    The Useless Bumpkin?
  18. AF, me old mucker, me old buddy old pal, old friend still think Newcastle is the pit of hell? still think we're all racist, xenophobic, hateful walking monuments to the prehistoric age? .... still a cunt?
  19. thank the gods for your return Lou, I've contemplating cutting myself off from the net cos this place grinds to a halt without your contributions. (they've been talking about nothing pub names.. nowt remotely zaney, nor wacky about that.) Silky's fine, he's in Leeds on Saturday which is frustrating cos I'm not down til sunday. But I've told him to chat to the barmen at the club he's working, as Nick is funny and says typicaly Nick-type things. after a few moments you'll realise that what he is saying is typically Nick-type stuff.
  20. gutted that I missed out on the AF baiting mind. if for no reason than it takes the attention off me for a while. who am I kidding, I crave the attention
  21. the pair of you would scrap for a slice of her cherry pie though
  22. Friday June 30th 2073.... but if I lose a stone I am to die on Friday May 8th 2071 or grow and inch Sunday May 10th 2065 ... yet my mam, will live to 102 yrs old according to this thing....
  23. can't be arsed to read the entire thread, but I was just wondering... Why can I smell the Monthly Vaginal Discharge seeping from this part of the forum??
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