The Fish

please keep us up to date with developments, I'm sure that each and every one of us nwould be far far happier the minute we know that the bairn is safe and sound. I say again that all our thoughts are with you and yours Craig. it's unlikely, but if there's owt we can can do just throw the request out and it'll be done marra.

.. not busted then?

you need help bunch of pervs tbh

Thoughts are with you and yours mate

Rob W, I don't think it's fair to say that every Terrorist campaign that has ceased was as a result of negotiation and I don't think it's fair to suggest that Bin Laden's demands can be satisfied or compromised. it's not that he wants an occupying force driven from his home land, it's not that he was autonomy, it's that he wants infidels to die... how do you negotiate that? Negotiation and conversation might work with the IRA or the Basque seperatists because they have legitimacy, they have things to lose and to gain. How exactly do you talk down a guy who plans to drive a plane into a building because he hates the west and all we stand for? these aren't our neighbours who's traditions we pompously raise an eyebrow at, these are murderers, these are fanatics who despise that which we are. There can be NO negotiations with these monsters. It will be the middle ground that wins in the end, but thats in the end, right now our values and our traditions are given second class status in our our society so as not to offend and that sickens me. would an organisation in the middle of Tehran uphold a complaint from a christian employee who finds the ban on her attire an afront to her religion? would they fuck. Negotiation is fine and dandy Rob, but there have to be two parties at the table, not just our representative sitting in an empty room facing a list of demands. it seems that their idea of give and take is to take our freedoms and give us abuse...

Boro would work for me to be honest

servers will be busy globally mate I wouldn't worry, www.girlswithnomoralsorstandards.com will be up and running in no time.

trouble is NJS, there can be no negotiating with terrorists, it lends legitmacy and credence to their methods which will in turn provoke more and more causes to resort to horrific methods in order to get their extreme views accepted or considered by the main stream. I'm not saying I want Camp Xrays all over the world, but I sure as shit am tired of radicals of what-ever faith denouncing my beliefs or moral code only to hide behind human rights when I challenge or denounce theirs. banning pig iconography in the work place because it offends Muslims is just one example of the a different kind of fear that pops up randomly, the fear of being branded racist or bigoted. So terrified of that the ban was upheld and a woman had to remove tissues because they had Whinnie the Pooh on them. for fucks sake. NJS, Bush doesn't lead my country and I don't believe he truly represents American's foregin policy. Wait, that's a false statement, I think he shapes American Policy because in truth many Americans are apathetic towards other countries until CNN or MSNBC tell them otherwise. I generally live in Leeds which is markedly more culturally divers than the place I grew up and if I'm honest the segregation and racism I see really shocks me. what shocked me most was the direction that it flowed, it's not the pikey white chavs hurling abuse at the kid wearing a turban, it's the other way round. not that I mind people abusing chavs mind you... it's all well and good sticking up for the under-dog, the minority does need to be heard, but I'm wondering at what point do my sensibilities come into question? Why is it wrong for a western woman to walk around displaying her ankles, yet it's immaterial that I find the way the islamic faith treats women, gays, and members of other faiths reprehensible? so if this business bans pig pictures, when will the dress code be enforced? it's a similarily un-important thing for the west, ankles , faces a etc. are not an issue for Judeao-christian practioners, but some muslims find such displays offensive. Are we to step aside once more and curtail such heathen acts as permitting women to wear what ever they fucking please? I'm all for diversity and if there is one organised religion we should really permit them all, but I absolutely believe that their right to... whatever stops an inch away from me and my rights. how do you negotiate with Osama Bin Laden NJS? we've nothing he wants, we've nothing to threaten him with, we can't impose sanctions, we can't offer aid and support to a usurper, we can't give him free tv... he wants us dead or to follow him. even killing him won't necessarily end his threat... so how exactly does one fight the very genuine threat of global terrorism? by encouraging more liberal muslims? that would be all well and good if it weren't for the fact that the majority of imams(sp?), are as afraid of change and progress as Tomás de Torquemada

sure fire way to waste money to be frank better off having a punt on a football match

I heard he got an iPod instead of an iPod Nano and took a huff... such a fucking martyr that one

Bush is a religious radical tbh what ever happend to the seperation of church and state? They make it part of the foundations of their government system, yet they swear on the Holy Bilby when taking office... not much of a seperation to be frank.

I don't get the tree references?

I remember starting the fantasy football thing but then forgetting to change one single player or check up on the results etc.... maybe this is why I SUCK at fantasy football games?

1995 called, they wan't their google searches back

best public shitter was in the Akbars on Greek street in Leeds... They must know some of their curries require some real "Downtime"... right comfy and the scenery is passable too...

See Father Christmas would be nothing without the Coca Cola corporation, which used to use cocaine... which kinda leads me to suspect all that white powder we see surrounding Mr and Mrs Claus... I doubt it's H2O origins... I think wor Saint Nick is actually the head of a Columbian Cartel...

shoulda gone to spec-savers tbh

not worse than mutya, but certainly not better it's like removing the stone from your shoe and replacing it with a thorn...

heard it tbh

BBQ are the only PRingles worth mentioning, they rule the addictive bent oval crisp family and should be worshipped from afar

.... well you for a start, for if you'd left me to my thing it would have already finished, but in trying to prevent it, you intentionally force me to keep trying, thereby increasing my count... and not-surprisingly, yours aswell who saw that coming???

sleeps the ebst thing for you my boy

what the fuck does that mean Rob... to what do you refer???

not ruining... just delaying the inevitable tbh but carry on... it's a work out for your fingers I suppose