The Fish

Bouncers react to that which befalls them... Fact. Neevr had real trouble with Bouncers despite being the most arsey gobby shite that many on this board have ever met.... Just ask Catmag..... especially about the time she "Presented herself" at me.....

I'll forgive you.... if only you'd cease posting...

to be honest a lot of the "beauties" displayed on 'tinterweb are about as rough as the nasty nightclub sex grannies on display in Whitley Bay's worst hot spots....

I've heard that aspersion cast before tbh

well...... off you pop then....

that's not even trying tbh

cheers

Tired? go to sleep

yup

on the birght side I went to the pub and tried to buy a round and the barman said "I've got this one" this happened three times with three different members of staff before my mates cottoned on and made me give them the money to go get the drinks with... in the end I only bought three pints of lager all night.... ace biscuits...

not too bad so far

or 16lb Sledge hammer

it's just thee mee and spiongee now tbh

QUICK Check the Scousers pockets!

... me....? .....nope.... ...... ... ..Well... little bit yeah

... dead this morning too... you'd think people had other plans...

... what?

that and water sprayed at them at high velocity

couldn't honestly give less of a shit

Santa stumbling down the Chimney, only to find I blocked the fucker up in March

but animals are just as importnat as humans... they should get the vote... and have insurance... and pay tax... and be subject to conscription...

I've spent many Xmas with younger cousins... two words mate Night Nurse

Merry Christmas -peeks outside to make sure the bins are still there...-

......Black....

Kettle....