The Fish

I'm worried about my nextdoor neighbour, she's old and I'm concerned.. what happens if she falls and there's no-one around... will she make a noise?

should know it's not in his eyes, thats just his charms it's not in his warm embrace, oh no, that's just his arms ...shoop shoop shoop etc etc and son on and so on

£rd rock from the Sun... good or bad... I can never quite make my mind up, certaqinly it's exceptional hangover tv but it's on too late at night.... decision decisions decisions

is often the person above and below me.... makes me the meat in a Southern Geordie Sandwiche... for that I thank him... but am also justifiably scared of him

never done it as I'm generally disqualified for one of the reasons stated above... and it's generally alcohol abuse. Guy at Uni was not permitted to donate sperm because of his drug use. I didn't think I'd be turned away but there were two men, that afternoon, with their tails between their legs and all their little guys accounted for. We were mocked for ages, the girls declaring that we can't even Give it away... kinda makes me cautious about donating anything...

I like wine with a meal. A good earthy red sets off a steak perfectly and a good white can take a pretty bog standard Chicken dish to a classier level. If it's drunk ina ccordance to the company it can lead onto a very enjoyable night with conversation, laughs and even the occasional enjoyable dip into pretentious japery

not really funny cos it's the same tired old cliches and half of them seem staged. "oh ho ho, I'm walking back from the camera, waving with a big dumb grin on my face... I can't see that strategically placed swimming pool and I'm so sure I won't get wet I'm wearing a thin white t-shirt... oh wait.. whats this? I'm falling into the pool and now I'll get £250 for letting the nation see me act like a twat and get my wet norks out on tv!"

should know my mate just asked me what would happen if Frank Castle (of Punisher fame) were to do the Cilit Bang adverts and that dude were to be the Punisher.... he am the Tangent Man and for that I salute him and encourage all others to do the same

reminds me of the time I educated President Bush, that the way to a mans stomach is through his heart

got it wrong and was sniped.. BLAST

should know I saw kitty sniper browsing before I posted this... I saw the sniper and he did not snipe me... I'm immune to snipery snipage affects me not

is soooo lazy he can't be fussed to post in other threads... maybe he should start the rock paper scissors thread and have fun there as well

isn't aware how often I get the first post on the new page

drives a General Lee with a confederate flag on it's roof over ramps and broken bridges

would "Fireman" Sam

"...ask for effin directions at the next station eh?....ask for em yourself when you're walking back Bitch!"

would daisychain with the higgly town heroes

love milk, love it it's like... tastey but thirst quenching... I'm a little tired

sounds funkay

tastes like the rainbow

think thats pretty safe bets one and all. Only thing I disagree with is Sunderlands finish, not out of spite or bitterness or anything, just reckon they haven't the first team to stay out of trouble.

once considered a career as a lady of the night but failed on two counts, is neither a woman, nor a sword and sheild bearing warrior of yore

can't believe in a thing called love

can't do the robot

is god damn wrong