The Fish

erm... HI

he wants to shoo...ooo...ooo..ooo...ooot the whole day down 5332[/snapback] down, down, shoot it all down? 5334[/snapback] yes... yes he does.

i don't like mondays 5314[/snapback] Tell me why...you dont like Mondays.. 5330[/snapback] he wants to shoo...ooo...ooo..ooo...ooot the whole day down

does the fandango with a kipper when he can get away with it

the only problem with putting stuff off til it gets cheap, is that the system is no longer the best you can get, just the best you can afford. I've always thought it's best to buy top of the range thing cos at least then it stays contemporary for longer.

I don't understand the first one... the topilet is there... ready for use, the seat's down and everything... she's not pissed enough to need it for vomit collection... so why the fock is she winkling in the bath?

I will it looks shiney and the games and online experiences will be aceness in a nice big bag

should take that kind of talk to the Gay Club thread

when we're relegated They're still peddling the "We've still time to buy players" myth. We need those players now, we've needed them for ages and we could have done without a thread bare squad when competing in a tournament which is our ONLY hope of European football this season! They're still peddling the "Souness needs time" well he's had a season, he's had two transfer windows and the only steps we're taking are backwards. We've sold a young(ish) captain of his country who is loyal and a decent squad player, and replaced him with a 29yr old boozing idiot! I thought we were supposed to be "cleaning out the cancer" and yet we're signing rangers rejects and hunting down the biggest ego in football.... the squad is weaker this year than last, we all know the manager is gone by christmas unless he pulls off a miracle! Quite how anyone can still support him is, in my eyes, deluded. I'm not saying those that don't blame him, I mean the ones who actively support the man. Not all of this is Souness' fault, but he's certainly not blameless. Shepherd and Souness have between them put this club in a dangerous position. Also in saying that supporting Souness is madness is not the same as booing him or not supporting the club. I don't see Souness or Shepherd as being anything but employees of the club, they can be criticised and murdered in the media for all I care. When I'm accused of being a bad fan because I don't celebrate them and their decisions I have come to the conclusion that the best thing to do is simply shake my head and talk to more informed fans. Their time will come and go but NUFC will long outlast them. It's a shame that it's going to be another few years of mediochrity, but I honestly believe that this club will win something within the next five years and will win the title within my lifetime. We're too large and affluent to be without silverware..... aren't we?

definitely, shame we don't have "Steve's thread of man love" on here... but the Gay Club thread has to be Gold

....bstd I'll tell yer boss that I caught you using HM Revenue and Customs' time and computers for personal fun... or that you failed your "work station Ergonomics training"

hey guys, whats going on in this thread then?

a photo of me and an ex a cuddly toy (Tigger, not the one off Winnie the Pooh, just a raggedy ass tiger) that's pretty much it.... maybe a jumper I like. I'm guessing my phone, wallet etc. would be on me as I'm never without them in my pocket. of course I'd tell the insurance dudes that my; mini ipod and docking station, my Xbox 360, home cinema station with flat screen plasma tv, my bang olafson stereo, my armani suits and cd/dvd which stretches into the thousands were all destroyed in the blaze.

Recovering from a hangover and vegetating best sundays were up at 12, a cheese sandwiche then off to play football for a couple of hours, back to mams for sunday roast (always the full works) then sitting at a mates house playing games on the playstation or whatever until his mam makes up some tea, then back home bath and bed

....jizzfest... how come a woman breast feeding in public is a beautiful and natural thing, but when I do it it's sick and wrong?

can't....stop me now..... I'm having such a dull time,

never got the whole dirty talk thing... I mean all she can say back is "baaaaaa" am I right or am I right?

Gemmils blind date proved disappointing... just a man in a hat with some rope around his hand.... still... the night was young..

...riding up fat womens ass cracks? I'm not sure I see the relevance.

why do women always go for the bastards? not like I'm complaining, if they didn't I'd be fecking celibate, just curious is all

wow... that's really sage advice and definitely something I'll try on the modern day pseudo-feministos that tramp about the place bollocking you for opening a door then bitching because you didn't pull out her chair. oh aye.. definitely something I'm going to give a whirl

just... genius. thanks boys I have to say the Son of God as well, if only so that when the religous freaks come round I can say "Yes, actually, I have been touched by Jesus and we do have a personal relationship now fuck off unless you want to watch me feltch the kinky bastard" no normal wink smiley really does this thread justice, how about these two?

just got one.... ooooo errrr missus

I wish I could have said what pud said... I'm a little too brash when it comes to this stuff... sorry