Woodgate27
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I jumped on the bandwagon in 95/96. Great decision.
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SSN Ashley has just arrived at the NUFC training ground via helicopter
Surprised it could elevate tbh
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He's went into Greg's with a wheel barrow full of £20 notes.
He is buying pastries with our parachute payment?
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I loved his book, one of the strangest things I've ever read.
Find it very hard to believe he is employed as a pundit.
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What a game!!! I think I woke up my neighbour when martins scored...
:nufc: :nufc:
I jumped off the couch, fell foward and smashed the glass coffee table
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It seems to me that Keegan issued an ultimatum, Ashley gave him the arse, Ashley realised that decision was completely against the will of the fans and is now trying to save face by releasing that statement.
By Ashley I also include Wise. That useless little gnat is power hungry which is why he and his cronies got so involved in transfers and in trying to undermine Keegan. If anyone gets shown the door I hope it's that waste of space.
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Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce is confident Mark Viduka's arrival on Tyneside will persuade Michael Owen to stay. (Mirror)
Don't laugh man, Owen and Viduka would make an awesome partnership - in the treatment room....
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You'll never guess who's commentating on Aussie TV...
Stan Collymore! Dogging.
Thought he was out there for TalkSport?
Fuck if I know how he ended up on our tellie, but the bloke won't stop wanking over Liverpool. It's insane. He has barely even mentioned the fact Milan are playing too.
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You'll never guess who's commentating on Aussie TV...
Stan Collymore! Dogging.
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I'm kind of torn. I don't want Milan to win because they shouldn't have even been allowed to play in the cup this season, but I don't want the scousers to win because.... it's the scousers. So I'll be hoping the kick the shit out of each other.
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The only down side is that he'll have us playing in Lonsdale kits.
If he's the man to steer us in the right direction, we could play in fucking bin sacks for all I care.
I doubt very much he'd put us in his own clobber when we're getting a shedload of cash from Adidas for wearing their kit every week.
Exactly what I thouhgt, it would be better off for him and the club to keep the money coming in from adidas then use his own company and brandings to pay for sponsorships and uniforms. So don't go panicking people.
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I can't believe you can get sent to the slammer for not having a TV licence
They'll be packing them off to Oz next
They'll think they're in heaven. They won't need a peice of paper for the right to watch TV. And they'll avoid all the shite on your channels.
(although the pay off there is they'll have to put up with our shite instead)
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I can't believe you can get sent to the slammer for not having a TV licence
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It's about £130 a year I think.
That seems a bit steep, but then it's probably about the same as how much we pay to fund the ABC through our taxes.
Still, it's all a bit odd
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I was just reading an article on the Beeb website and came across this paragraph taking a swipe at Portuguese media
"For journalists accustomed to police and court reporting in the UK, the Portuguese system is like a hall of mirrors. Because nothing can be confirmed on the record, rumour and speculation proliferate."
And like that doesn't happen in the UK
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So there's no such thing as free TV then?
Obviously our taxes fund the ABC but we don't need a 'licence' for it. Is it like a driver's licence, where you get a card saying you're eligible to watch TV?
Just a bit of paper. You need one if you own a television to watch television. The Beeb are funded by it because they aren't allowed to show ads. It's a good thing imo as no one else makes some of the programmes like the BBC. It is a bit of a strange concept I suppose.
It is a strange concept. The ABC has no problems re government funding and has never shown adevertisements.
How much is it?
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So there's no such thing as free TV then?
Obviously our taxes fund the ABC but we don't need a 'licence' for it. Is it like a driver's licence, where you get a card saying you're eligible to watch TV?
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My question is...
What the fuck is a TV Licence?
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Might as well just buy the whole Aussie national team. They are all brilliant.
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Kevin Bloody Wilson can eat my Dirty Bloody Arsehole.
(see what I did there? Fantastic stuff....)
We do have some pretty good comedians, you just have to search long and hard for them.
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You've been home and didn't tell me? Shattered.
Because the pain of leaving you again would be too much to handle.
What are you doing with yourself these days anyway?
Oh, and Dave Hughes is still an annoying little cunt. Saw him live tonight and the second half of his show he mentioned that he was rich now about six times. That and he name dropped all of his friends and honestly didn't know where the hell his show was going. There were periods that he honestly said out loud that he was talking crap and he didn't know what to say. Stephen K Amos though was awesome, saw him later in the night and he put all those negative feelings to death. My face was in pain from laughing so hard. I love the Comedy Festival.
At the moment I'm working three jobs trying to get enough money together to go over to Europe and America (I went to Japan last year) for a year or so, and then when I get home again I'll go into the police. It's all planned out nicely.
I'm going to a few comedy festival shows, can't wait. Although I make an effort to avoid Dave Hughes like the plague. The guy is an absolute twat. So is Peter Helliar. In fact all of the "popular" so-called "comedians" are shit.
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Anything related to Poll is hilarious. The guy is a top 0.5% moron percentile.
But yeah, there's not really anything wrong with this, as someone else said it's the same as a player being given a final warning.
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You've been home and didn't tell me? Shattered.
Coming to Newcastle
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I haven't been around these traps for what seems like years but from what I remember you lads were always fairly informative....
Anyway I will finally be making the journey to the UK in early January from a one month holiday and Newcastle is part of the itinerary, specifically the West Brom match on the 18th.
So just a couple of questions:
- good place to stay for a couple of nights?
- nightspots, I'm a professional drinker...
- tickets for the match, will it be possible through a public sale? If not, how will I go about geting a couple?
- obviously things to see and do in town?
I'm really looking forward to it, been wanting to come to Britain for years. And I know it will be fucking cold, espeically coming from the height of summer, but I could only really get leave in January.
Anyway will also be doing Ireland and Edinburgh, and will be based in London. Wanted to hit Paris and Amsterdam but might save them for another time, gives me a reason to go back.
If you have any advice on anything feel free to tell me