Has anyone ever seen that programme on ITV2, "Sir Cliffy Ahmed's inshirkable desire to sign Robbie Keane, multiplied only by the hideous whiff of his breath" ?
Reminds me of the reasons why I originally got interested in extreme golf, and how I came to reach the heady heights of becoming Runner-up in the East Midlands Extreme Golf invitational, upon which I was presented with a special wreath and a T-shirt bearing the slogan "Tanzo is just slightly too ginger for my liking" by his Holiness Mike Newell.
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