MrBass
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Team photo at an Irish McDonalds...
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Missed the first week but fuck it,
Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1
Arsenal 0 Liverpool 2
Everton 2 QPR 1
Norwich 0 Stoke 3
Swansea 1 Wigan 1
Wolves 1 Fulham 2
Villa 1 Blackburn 0
Chelsea 3 WBA 0
Bolton 0 Man City 2
Man Utd 1 Tottenham 1
Stick ya score up for the neet if you like.
Cheers,
Manchester City 3 Swansea City 0
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Missed the first week but fuck it,
Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1
Arsenal 0 Liverpool 2
Everton 2 QPR 1
Norwich 0 Stoke 3
Swansea 1 Wigan 1
Wolves 1 Fulham 2
Villa 1 Blackburn 0
Chelsea 3 WBA 0
Bolton 0 Man City 2
Man Utd 1 Tottenham 1
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I hate Apple fanboys/'clever' Apple marketing attempts.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology...pple-store.html
People get very excited about the release of new Apple products. They drool. They caress and cradle them like newborns. They tweet and post about them nonstop.Rob Shoesmith is planning to top all that. In what is either a clever gimmick or foolhardy challenge, the 29-year-old has camped outside the Covent Garden Apple store in London to await the arrival of the iPhone 5.
Keep in mind that Apple hasn't even announced the new iteration of the iPhone yet, or what it will be called, or when it will hit store shelves -- so the man could be sleeping in a tent for months.
Shoesmith, who works in marketing for app developer Medl Mobile, is blogging the experience from his tent and called the wait a "marketing and PR experiment."
He is also seeking sponsors to feed, entertain and keep him washed during the duration. "I am camping out on the streets of London for the launch of the iPhone 5," he wrote. "There is one rule! I can't spend money on anything I take with me. I'm asking companies to donate products and services to test out whilst I'm here. Can you help?"
Plenty of companies said yes. Skype, Domino's Pizza, Cadbury, Mountain Dew, Kenneth Cole, Weight Watchers and Gillette have all signed on to send free products or sponsor his stay in some way.
Among the most useful -- and grossest -- contributions? A portable, foldable toilet from British firm Bog in a Bag.
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Happy Birthday fella. Good times!
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On a side note. I've never met an "Ollie" who isnt a bell-whiff.
My sister is going out with one, your theory stands up.
I work with one and he's a top bloke
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I hate the gym like. Fuck that shit.
Unfortunately I'm a greedy bastard and I like to drink. If I didn't do something I'd end up looking like CT. I've never been one for the gym but there's loads in the area where I work so I'm thinking I might go in a couple of lunchtimes a week.
Good for you. Same for me, re: the drink like although I've cut down on the beer and drink wine more these days. Also had a few lifestyle changes (remember those, eh CT?
) which help me keep the weight off. I probably walk somewhere in the region of 25 miles a week for a start.How do you do that then? Is it out for hill walking country walks or just a few laps around the moat etc.
One step at a time CT, one step at a time
I started getting the metro into work a good while back - from my house to the station is about 1/4 mile - 1/3 mile so that's half a mile + there, from the metro to work is another mile so that's two and a half miles already Mon-Friday so that's 12 and a half miles (by a conservative estimate) without even hardly noticing it. I walk the dog twice a day (at least) with longer and more frequent walks at the weekend so that's easily another 10 miles a week on top of that.
Not to mention all those treks from the sofa to the fridge and back again.
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Cheers Renton.
no cunt goes to the quay side anymore do they??No idea, hence the post.
Be careful crossing mosley street when drunk.Why? Is that where your taxi rank is?
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Heading up to Newcastle this weekend for my brothers stag-do and was wondering if there's a specific dress code for pubs/clubs - i.e. no blue jeans, trainers etc...
We're supposedly starting off in Haymarket and making our way down to the Quayside. Can anyone recommend any decent pubs/clubs/strip joints?
Also, if any of you are in town and see a bunch of twats wearing attention grabbing pink t-shirts with nicknames embarrassingly emblazoned on the back, come buy me a beer say hello.
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I've never seen any films about cock gobbling piranhas.
I have
The Piranhas don't gobble his dick though, they spit it out.
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As a massive generalisation - BMW drivers are proper bell-bottoms . This was one of the reasons why I chose an Audi A3 over a BMW 1 series when I last changed my car!
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Mr. Bass discovers Sickipedia.
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with...
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be-chick. Yeah, okay, she's pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless! The girl is constantly fixer her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She's as dumb as a box of rocks and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10 and I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I actually think she might be a lesbian because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel in the crown has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he's baked before he comes to work, during work and, I'm sure, after work! He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years... and he's only 22! He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's and, to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work! Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day!
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone,
"Morning!", he said
"No, just have a shit.", the other man replied.
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What's it like? Did you blow your heap to it?
Kevin you patronising little pervert, go fuck yourself. Try getting your kicks out of me instead . . .
You're a googey, pinball playing, boring tosser who aspires to nothing more in life than building a fucking pinball machine.
If you're trying to find a clever way of calling J69 a pussy Kevin, you failed. Googey -
Natalie Sawyer looks tremendous on Sky Sports News right now.
Where's Jimbo when you need him?
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Google calendar will sync to your iPhone for nada through a gmail account. Just need to turn on calendar under the mail, contacts, calendars menu for your gmail account.
That won't sync the calendars you're subscribed too though
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trying to get it on the iPhone, but it's calendar has no import function. No doubt there'll be a payable app.
What calendar are you trying to sync with Fishmeister?
CalenGoo works quite well for Google calendars and it's only 59p (I think).
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If you're using Google Mail (or Google Mail for Apps) you can subscribe to the Newcastle United calendar (Add, Browse Interesting Calendars, Sports -> Football -> English Premier League -> Newcastle United). This shows all the fixtures with kick-off times and it's updated with the score after the match.
I assume it gets updated if the fixture is moved for any reason. No idea who keeps it up-to-date mind.
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So It's basically bbm but you can text anyone who hasn't got a blackberry too?
Works on iphone and blackberry. How much does it cost to send a video normally aboot 50p? You could send 100 and it would cost you fuck all.
If you've an unlimited data allowance.
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Happy Birthday GF, have a good 'un.
The Belta Minge thread NSFW
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Has to be quoted so it's on the new page!